What celebrity have you fapped to the most?

[Dick Tracy]

For me, it was mos' def' Britney Spears.

I imagine that I blasted off to her - at least - 16 trillion times a month when I was in 9th grade.

Not to put him on blast, but I already know HumanSnatcher's answer...

[quote name='HumanSnatcher']Heck the first person I ever had a crush on was Oliver Hardy and I was 10 at the time[/quote]

 

[Magehart]

Is Cheapy considered a celebrity?

 

[crystalklear64]

Does Carmen Electra count?

Sky rockets in flight all night long.

 

[lokizz]

if i was going to choose one its be Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars. Hottest damn chick alive.

 

[Collectorguy00]

I never really did the deed to celebrities, always just random girls on the internet and maybe a horse or two.

 

[Chase]

And I stir, not shake, it.

 

[tiredfornow]

First the podcast drama, and now Sean Connery?

I ing knew you were down with the pole!
----
I had never really beat it to anybody famous until a few months ago when I discovered Keeley Hazell.

 

[Chase]

Serious thread is serious.

 

[ajh2298]

Beverly Lynne, she in almost every skin-a-max late night flick.

 

[Collectorguy00]

So porn stars are celebrites? In that case, Shannon Tweed in the early part of my career was the most spanked to.

 

[TheRock88]

I'm gonna have to go with Britney too.

 

[LinkinPrime]

Early years...k Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Ranger), later on, Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra.

 

[Layziebones]

Fapped?

 

[Eviltude]

I'm also going to say I didn't have a favorite celebrity. Maybe like the late night yoga commercial chicks?

 

[WhipSmartBanky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aLFmVwbxro

 

[Moxio]

None.

 

[Chuplayer]

I used to fantasize about the Pink Ranger while touching myself at night. And during the day.

 

[cochesecochese]

At six years old I'd think about Kelly Ka-pow-pow-powski rub myself through my underoos. I just wanted to pound between those thighs of her and squirt all over her dimples.

 

[lokizz]

pink ranger? cmon man she was nothing compared to Trini aka yellow ranger. damn shame how she died though and as i recall there was a nude pic of the pink ranger on the nets a while back. bai ling used to be a hott piece too back when she did the crow now shes all crazy and hungry skinny.

 

[Mojimbo]

I lol'ed, hard.

 

[DarthPuma]

Mary Louise Parker.

NSFW!!!!

Spoiler

 

[BlueWingX]

I'd say it's a toss up between Gillian Anderson and Sarah Michelle Gellar for me.

 

[Kirin Lemon]

Jake Gyllenhaal. Yum~

 

[Xevious]

No one...strangely....Celebrities always seemed to be on a different plane of existence than people in my normal day to day life.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Britney!? That's disgusting man.

 

[HumanSnatcher]

Actually Brak, its a tie between Oliver Hardy and this guy Jack McGee:

 

[PR Mega X]

[quote name='LinkinPrime']Early years...k Amy Jo Johnson (Pink Ranger), later on, Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra.[/QUOTE]

I prefer her replacement, Catherine Sutherland (hot blond hair/blue eye+Australian accent = ):

I also dig the much later Blue Ranger, Sally Martin:

 

[epobirs]

Does it count if the sole basis of celebrity is the encouragement of fapping? Asia Carrera, for instance.

 

[Xevious]

I'm sorry...I just don't see how anyone can jerk off to a Power Ranger...

 

[lilboo]

/THREAD

 

[Malik112099]

[quote name='Collectorguy00']I never really did the deed to celebrities, always just random girls on the internet and maybe a horse or two.[/quote]

+1

 

[darthbudge]

[quote name='lilboo']

/THREAD[/quote]

 

[rvdrock]

Wow...I havent LOL'ed like that in a while

 

[TheBlueWizard]

A page and a half of replies and no one has said Jessica Alba?

I'm disappointed in the 9th grade CAG's.

 

[ITDEFX]

this

years ago.

 

[PR Mega X]

[quote name='Xevious']I'm sorry...I just don't see how anyone can jerk off to a Power Ranger...[/QUOTE]

Well -- Cerina Vincent was a Power Ranger. Then she was the naked chick in Not Another Teen Movie. I enjoyed her in both roles

[quote name='lilboo']/THREAD[/QUOTE]

 

[daphatty]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

 

[cdubb1605]

[quote name='daphatty']Worst. Thread. Ever.[/quote]

i'd agree with that minus the green ranger statement

 

[Friend of Sonic]

 

[Ink.So.Well.]

[quote name='lilboo']

/THREAD[/quote]

Well played my good madam. Well played.

 

[senorwoohoo]

Madam?

 

[Short Round]

 

[ff7scloud]

Damn I thought I was sad, but you guys take the cake. I would rather not say who mine is in case i actually have a chance with her one day when i make it. Wouldn't want her to see that I played with myself watching her lol.

 

[tiredfornow]

We know.

Jenna Haze.

 

[ninja dog]

[quote name='lokizz']pink ranger? cmon man she was nothing compared to Trini aka yellow ranger. damn shame how she died though and as i recall there was a nude pic of the pink ranger on the nets a while back. bai ling used to be a hott piece too back when she did the crow now shes all crazy and hungry skinny.[/quote]


Ummmmmmmm.....

 

[lilboo]

[quote name='ninja dog']Ummmmmmmm.....

[/QUOTE]

Ok.
There's def a dick there.
A pretty big one too? :shock: ????????

What the HELL?

 

[ITDEFX]

You do know that like 95% of the suit scenes are from the Japanese show right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trini_Kwan

The yellow ranger suit had a dude in it.

 

[Rocko]

[quote name='lilboo']Ok.
There's def a dick there.
A pretty big one too? :shock: ????????

What the HELL?[/QUOTE]
I think all of those sequences were taken from the Japanese show, Super Sentai, so maybe the yellow ranger was a man.

 

[PR Mega X]

[quote name='Rocko']I think all of those sequences were taken from the Japanese show, Super Sentai, so maybe the yellow ranger was a man.[/QUOTE]

Right, the Sentai (Zyuranger) only had one girl, so they decided to even it out a bit more for American audiences. And so, Trini has a package. Take that, kids -- your Ken doll has empty shorts, but your female yellow ranger has a massive wang.