If you're gonna dye you hair you might as well go all out and dress up too. Lose the tie, get some cool sunglasses, get an ear piece, cut and dye your hair black. Smith.
EDIT: However, unless you turn into an attractive woman between now and when you get your hair dyed, I'm going to have to ask you not to go for the liberty spike mohawk. I don't have many fetishes, god dammit, and I don't want you to go ing the few I have up for me.
EDIT: However, unless you turn into an attractive woman between now and when you get your hair dyed, I'm going to have to ask you not to go for the liberty spike mohawk. I don't have many fetishes, god dammit, and I don't want you to go ing the few I have up for me.[/quote]
You should just dye your pubic hair and tell everyone that you dyed your hair. When they say, "It doesn't look any different.", flash them and run. I did this in high school and never got in trouble. Trust me on this one.