Worker: Welcome to Yack in the Box! Can I hell you?
Customer: Is this Jack in the Box?
W: Can I hell you?!
C: OK, I want a Jumbo Jack.
W: Un Yumbo Yack?
C: There's no Y in Jack.
W: Quieres queso?
C: Excuse me?
W: Do you wanna sheez?
C: Cheese? Yeah.
W: Un Yumbo Yack con queso. Quieres papas fritas? You want a fren fries?
C: My friends are fine, thanks. What kind of fountain drinks do you have?
W: Que?
C: Fountain drinks!
W: One minute, please... (to boss) Rudy, he's over here diciendo "fountain drink." Que es? What it is? What it is, fountain drink? Es soda? Es soda?! He's over here a-saying "fountain drink" like I'm a-stupid! (to customer)
WHY YOU NO SAY "SODA?!" STUPID!!!!
We got Coca! We got a Pecsi! We got a Fanta! We got Esprite! ESPRITE! E...S...P... Esprite, stupid! We got Orchata! Quieres orchata?
C: I don't wanna speak to the manager. I want a
ing drink! Tell Orchata to give me a Pepsi!