What do you think happens when you die?

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Imagine if when you died all you saw was a screen that said:

"Game Over. Insert 50 cents to earn another life"

And you scramble to find coins in your pockets to insert in the coin slot, and all you had was 49 cents.

That would suck! Haha!

I hope that it just isn't "okay, lay down in a box time, no more feelings. Prepare to feel empty for all eternity."
 
I have a feeling it's just gonna be like sleeping without dreaming. But I pray that there's a heaven and I can see my little beagle and family again. :cry:
 
Any form of after life would be great.

Unfortunately Im pretty sure when you die its just nothingness. Pretty sucky, can see why people made up the after life stuff.
 
we'll never know but how great would it be if we could freeze ourselves and be thawed out in a few hundred years as if we had just napped for a few hours
 
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

It's like that...forever...

Note: If you're buddhist this is where you choose another character like Akuma. Good luck!
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You cease to be, and one more cosmic mistake is corrected.[/quote]


Clever. Really.
 
[quote name='musha666']Any form of after life would be great.

Unfortunately Im pretty sure when you die its just nothingness. Pretty sucky, can see why people made up the after life stuff.[/quote]

Mu, indeed.

I hope for more, but, usually, the simplest answer is the right one.
 
[quote name='Strell']"I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret."

You are awesome if you get this.[/quote]I got it. That makes me awesome.
 
[quote name='Strell']"I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret."

You are awesome if you get this.[/quote]

Does it involve a youngster that likes to pee on Ford and/or Chevy logos?
 
How can I trust you? You have given me no proof that I can. Therefore, your assertion of your own awesomosity is held in question pending further investigation.

Makler obviously gets it, but he's old so it's something of a three steps forward two steps back thing.
 
[quote name='mrelusive']My domain names expire. Then someone will turn them into SEO parking pages. porn[/quote]
Fixed.
 
[quote name='Strell']How can I trust you? You have given me no proof that I can. Therefore, your assertion of your own awesomosity is held in question pending further investigation.

Makler obviously gets it, but he's old so it's something of a three steps forward two steps back thing.[/quote]
Mak is just my joke account. If he gets it I get it.
 
How do you guys explain ghosts? I have been thinking lately that we'll probably be some form of ghost-like being that exists in another dimension.
 
Our lives like stories written within a book, so we only come to life when someone reads the book, so we don't really die, we just continuously relive our lives over and over again.
 
I wish I believed in a heaven. I think an afterlife would be pretty cool. I just don't believe or support any sort of religions, and assume that my conscious will just cease to exist.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You seem to think that I am continually trying to be witty on purpose.[/quote]

You seem to think I am impressed by you.
 
[quote name='help1']You seem to think I am impressed by you.[/quote]


You certainly seem to be. You continually reply to my posts with snide comments, so I must be having some effect on your little existence.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You certainly seem to be. You continually reply to my posts with snide comments, so I must be having some effect on your little existence.[/quote]
OH SNAPS all around.
 
You become a ghost and meet up with all your dead relatives that saw you jerking off in the bathroom after they died and they all give you that awkward look.....for eternity.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Who cares? We have no way of knowing, so we'll find out when we get there.[/QUOTE]
If you just die, you won't know what happened.

You can't think, "Ah. I'm dead."
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']You certainly seem to be. You continually reply to my posts with snide comments, so I must be having some effect on your little existence.[/quote]

Me not responding to you would give you just what you want. You want to be that isolated, misunderstood, better than everyone else person.

"Look at me guys, I am deep, deep as a fucking well."

Thats right, a fucking well.
 
[quote name='help1']Me not responding to you would give you just what you want. You want to be that isolated, misunderstood, better than everyone else person.

"Look at me guys, I am deep, deep as a fucking well."

Thats right, a fucking well.[/QUOTE]
What he posted was clever and at your expense.

He succeeded, doubly.
 
[quote name='Brak']What he posted was clever and at your expense.

He succeeded, doubly.[/quote]

I did?

[quote name='Brak']You can't think, "Ah. I'm dead."[/quote]

You can if you're a Shakespeare character:

Oh, I am slain!
 
[quote name='joe2187']You become a ghost and meet up with all your dead relatives that saw you jerking off in the bathroom after they died and they all give you that awkward look.....for eternity.[/quote]

.....you just lost ur talking privelages......
 
[quote name='Kuroi Kaze']Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

It's like that...forever...[/quote]

That's what I think. If I could choose an afterlife type thing, I'd actually prefer reincarnation over going to a heaven or becoming a ghost.
 
Well, there is a hell. Ask James Brown, he is certainly there. Before he died, he snapped awake in the middle of the night ans yelled" I'm on fire, I'm on fire, I'm burnin, I'm burnin up" and the died.
 
[quote name='Brak']If you just die, you won't know what happened.

You can't think, "Ah. I'm dead."[/QUOTE]

A very valid point.
 
It was like I told that cop who tried scolding me for not carrying my I.D. (when I wasn't even the one driving).

He asked, "How would you feel if you died and we had a hard time telling your friends and family what happened to you?"

I said, "I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be dead."
 
[quote name='Brak']It was like I told that cop who tried scolding me for not carrying my I.D. (when I wasn't even the one driving).

He asked, "How would you feel if you died and we had a hard time telling your friends and family what happened to you?"

I said, "I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be dead."[/QUOTE]

Same applies to memorials. They're not for the dead at all, as much as people would like them to be; they're for those left behind.
 
[quote name='Strell']"I think we play saxophone for an all-girl cabaret."

You are awesome if you get this.[/QUOTE]

i got it...its a sex joke...am i awesome yet?
 
I really really hope and pray there is an afterlife. I'd say I'm 50/50: you either rot in the ground/eternity of nothingness, or heaven.

Sometimes I think about how good life has been to me, or sometimes when I'm out in nature, like walking through the deep forest or on the ocean or on top of a mountain in the rockies, I get this overwhelming feeling that it is all just too perfect. Life is just too good for something bigger than myself not to be looking after me; things just work together too well.

Other times I'll be laying awake a night, praying to G-d simply to exist. "Please G-d, exist, let there be heaven." I'll try to imagine what it is like to not-exist anymore and I get this terrifyingly empty feeling, like I am nothing, a tiny minute blip in the history of the universe that ultimately will mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. Dust in the wind.

So basically I wish I had more faith in the afterlife, and will continue to hope that there is one, but have serious doubts.

In conclusion, every day above ground is a good day. Carpe diem! For it may be your last.
 
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