What do you think of Bloodrayne movie?

Holy shit. I was never a fan of the games, but that looks like it's suck like the Mario Bros. Movie.
 
Anything Uwe Boll touches automatically turns into crap. Kinda like the midas touch.

The costume looks like it was borrowed from a fat gothic chick.
 
[quote name='Dante Devil']Wasn't this actress the same one that was in the 3rd Terminator?[/QUOTE]

Yup, she was also in the Mortal Kombat Conquest series.
 
[quote name='Dante Devil']Wasn't this actress the same one that was in the 3rd Terminator?[/QUOTE]
You are correct sir :D. BTW, this movie is gonna blow hard. Call it a hunch.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Holy shit. I was never a fan of the games, but that looks like it's suck like the Mario Bros. Movie.[/QUOTE]

I actually kind of like the Mario Bros. Movie. Commence the flamefest!
 
":rofl:" at it.. along with the movies of Dungeon Siege, Night Claws, Hunter: The Reckoning, Fear Effect, and Far Cry (you BASTARD!) that he's working on.
 
[quote name='Scorch']":rofl:" at it.. along with the movies of Dungeon Siege, Night Claws, Hunter: The Reckoning, Fear Effect, and Far Cry (you BASTARD!) that he's working on.[/QUOTE]

HE HAS THAT MANY PROJECTS?!

Well at least none of them are important.
 
[quote name='Greetard']I actually kind of like the Mario Bros. Movie. Commence the flamefest![/QUOTE]

Meh. I didn't like the premise, and I thought they ruined the characters. I mean, Bowser wasn't even a dinosaur.
 
That Bloodrayne costume is complete shit. I've seen better outfits on cos-play chicks at anime conventions. Also, that has got to be the most boring picture of a badass vampire chick ever. Couldn't they have picked a better picture with a better pose of her to put in that poster?
 
[quote name='Professor Oreo'] Couldn't they have picked a better picture with a better pose of her to put in that poster?[/QUOTE]

Not with Uwe Boll.
 
I liked the mario movie, I wish they were more true to the game, but still cool to see them in a movie. Essentially, they should have changed almost everything, but I'm still glad it was made rather than not being made. Though I thought it was average in it's own right anyway.

Bloodrayne is the only game I have ever bought cause I thought the girl was hot (quite an accomplishment since this takes into account my entire teen years and entering my 20's). I think I'm gonna have to see this movie. Something about dark, sadistic, homicidal women that just turns me on.
 
Ugh. If Michael Madsen needed money, why can't he just do voicework for an animated movie? He's much too talented for this. However, it does remind me of one of my favorite review lines ever:

(In regards to Alone in the Dark) "At this point in their careers, these actors could be doing projects much more dignified - like gay porn."

That's not the exact quote, but man, I laughed for hours.
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum']Ugh. If Michael Madsen needed money, why can't he just do voicework for an animated movie? He's much too talented for this. However, it does remind me of one of my favorite review lines ever:

(In regards to Alone in the Dark) "At this point in their careers, these actors could be doing projects much more dignified - like gay porn."

That's not the exact quote, but man, I laughed for hours.[/QUOTE]

That is so awesome. :lol: :applause:
 
Two Words: Uwe Boll

Three Word: Why!?!? Oh Why??!?!?

That doesn't even look like the BloodRayne chick and the movie is 100% guaranteed to suck. Anything Uwe Boll touches sucks. It's probably not even going to be related to the story, just like House of the Dead. I hope we don't have more flashes/in between clips of the game.

And this girl as BloodRayne can't be the lady that played the Terminatrix in T3. She was actually pretty hot. This lady's kind of meh.
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum']Ugh. If Michael Madsen needed money, why can't he just do voicework for an animated movie? He's much too talented for this. However, it does remind me of one of my favorite review lines ever:[/QUOTE]

See also: Species.
See also: Free Willy.

Unfortunately this isn't a new thing for him. :lol:
 
[quote name='AdamInPlaidum']Ugh. If Michael Madsen needed money, why can't he just do voicework for an animated movie? He's much too talented for this. However, it does remind me of one of my favorite review lines ever:

(In regards to Alone in the Dark) "At this point in their careers, these actors could be doing projects much more dignified - like gay porn."

That's not the exact quote, but man, I laughed for hours.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. I'm sure Michael Madsen could have gotten a good part in whatever movie Tarentino is doing next.

Great quote by the way man.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Two Words: Uwe Boll

Three Word: Why!?!? Oh Why??!?!?

That doesn't even look like the BloodRayne chick and the movie is 100% guaranteed to suck. Anything Uwe Boll touches sucks. It's probably not even going to be related to the story, just like House of the Dead. I hope we don't have more flashes/in between clips of the game.

And this girl as BloodRayne can't be the lady that played the Terminatrix in T3. She was actually pretty hot. This lady's kind of meh.[/QUOTE]

Watch, it'll be a coming-of-age feel-good film where Bloodrayne sheds her blades in favour of a lesbian communist lifestyle in which she celibrates all aspects of human diversity and has a fantastic spiritual experience.

Wait, that's the entire line up for Telluride Film Festival.

This film is gonna suck. On a side note, what do you guys think about a Halo movie? Bungie has hinted that there's one in production.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']See also: Species.
See also: Free Willy.

Unfortunately this isn't a new thing for him. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I actually kind of enjoyed Species. At least the chick in that movie was hot.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']I actually kind of enjoyed Species. At least the chick in that movie was hot.[/QUOTE]

Oh I enjoyed it. But it's just not a very good movie. :lol:

Natasha Henstridge: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Watch, it'll be a coming-of-age feel-good film where Bloodrayne sheds her blades in favour of a lesbian communist lifestyle in which she celibrates all aspects of human diversity and has a fantastic spiritual experience.

[/quote]

Hmm....Lesbian communist...hmmm... that might not be too bad, but this is Uwe fucking Boll were talking about. He couldn't even direct a Porno right. He wouldn't know what to do with himself :rofl: :D;)

This film is gonna suck.
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Agreed.

On a side note, what do you guys think about a Halo movie? Bungie has hinted that there's one in production.
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Could care less for a Halo movie. Could be good, could be not, but my guess is it'll probably be meh. The games really aren't that good in the first place, unless you count multiplayer but I think that's just an add-on or a bonus to a game. Next they'll probably make, Madden the movie.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Oddest line from the movie: 'Oh my god, it's raping her!' Unless that was Species II, but whatever.[/QUOTE]

I don't remember that ... :? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh I enjoyed it. But it's just not a very good movie. :lol:

Natasha Henstridge: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool:[/QUOTE]

Agreed again. That reminds me, whatever happened to "She Spies" the show she was doing. I know it wasn't doing to well when it was on NBC, but I remember it was taken up for Syndication instead. Haven't seen an episode of it since the NBC days though.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']
Could care less for a Halo movie. Could be good, could be not, but my guess is it'll probably be meh. The games really aren't that good in the first place, unless you count multiplayer but I think that's just an add-on or a bonus to a game. Next they'll probably make, Madden the movie.[/QUOTE]

Or maybe an NBA2k5 film, to rival 'Like Mike'!
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Agreed again. That reminds me, whatever happened to "She Spies" the show she was doing. I know it wasn't doing to well when it was on NBC, but I remember it was taken up for Syndication instead. Haven't seen an episode of it since the NBC days though.[/QUOTE]

I don't know, never watched it.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Or maybe an NBA2k5 film, to rival 'Like Mike'![/QUOTE]

You got it wrong man, if they're going to do a basketball movie again, it's going to be NBA Street or NBA Ballers. Most likely the latter. Movie'll probably be akin to "You Got Served".
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't remember that ... :? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Eh, I seem to recal that from a trailer for one of the Species movies. I only saw Species II, and didn't like it.
 
[quote name='Dante Devil']Happened upon this image of the new Bloodrayne movie. Not really impressed. The model that plays Bloodrayne at the E3 and other videogame expos is more impressive.http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0383222/iid_915759.jpg[/QUOTE]

Yes she is. I have a picture of me with her from a conference. She's smokin' hot. Unfortunately she's kind of skanky and really didn't have any kind of presence. I didn't think they'd use her in the movie, but they could have found someone better looking than the chick they went with.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Two Words: Uwe Boll

Three Word: Why!?!? Oh Why??!?!?

That doesn't even look like the BloodRayne chick and the movie is 100% guaranteed to suck. Anything Uwe Boll touches sucks. It's probably not even going to be related to the story, just like House of the Dead. I hope we don't have more flashes/in between clips of the game.

And this girl as BloodRayne can't be the lady that played the Terminatrix in T3. She was actually pretty hot. This lady's kind of meh.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it is her. I checked Google and other websites. I even had my neighbor come over and verify this. His response, "Yup, its her."
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']...It's probably not even going to be related to the story, just like House of the Dead. I hope we don't have more flashes/in between clips of the game.[/QUOTE]
I'm still dizzy from watching that movie. Damn the 3d-Panning to hell I say! :D
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Eh, I seem to recal that from a trailer for one of the Species movies. I only saw Species II, and didn't like it.[/QUOTE]

I don't remember that line either from either a Trailer or from the movie itself. I've seen both Species I and Species II, and thought they were fairly decent.
 
[quote name='CappyCobra']I'm still dizzy from watching that movie. Damn the 3d-Panning to hell I say! :D[/QUOTE]

Agreed and the bullet time at the wrong times. And the 360 degree camera rotation whenever a character died. If I started to go off on this movie, then I wouldn't be able to contain myself..
 
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