What is a CAG Wombat shirt most likely to get you?

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Scobie

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With the rapid emergence of a full line of CAG Scwag, to include the vaunted Wombat Shirt in two becoming styles, I have to wonder, what is most likely to happen if you actually wear a Wombat shirt in public?

1. You'll probably get free sex from a beautiful lady
2. Someone will buy you a beer -- a good one, not a PBR
3. Your boss will give you a promotion when you wear it on casual day
4. Cooler kids will give you a thorough punching in the groinal area
5. You will get mauled by an actual wombat, mistaking your shirt as an act of aggression
6. You will get a free video game if Wombat sees you in public wearing the shirt

C'mon, CAGs! Help me determine my fate if I decide to buy an official Wombat shirt!
 
I'm not- CheapyD is the man on this site- CheapD is Batman- Wombat is like an even wussier version of Robin- he needs to be more assertive on the Cag casts- he seems to me more of "the guy who has the electronic equipment" instead of a peer of CheapD.

That being said, while I'm going to pick up a few CheapD shirts, Wombat needs to do something to better his image before I'd spend money on "Wombat" gear.
 
[quote name='friedram']I'm not- CheapyD is the man on this site- CheapD is Batman- Wombat is like an even wussier version of Robin- he needs to be more assertive on the Cag casts- he seems to me more of "the guy who has the electronic equipment" instead of a peer of CheapD.

That being said, while I'm going to pick up a few CheapD shirts, Wombat needs to do something to better his image before I'd spend money on "Wombat" gear.[/QUOTE]

you are?
 
Looking back on this poll with a couple pints of beer in me, I kind of regret not including the option of "Your Xbox 360 will break and Microsoft will dick around with you when it comes to honoring the warranty."

Oh well, hindsight is 20/20, I guess.

Anyway, keep those votes rollin' in, and please, let's try to show some love for CAG's own Crown Prince of the Ha-Ha, Mr. 5277 himself, the Wombat. The guy's out there makin' it happen for us, and you gotta respect that.
 
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