What is the worst game you ever played?

WordStar for CP/M and DOS systems. There was no winning scenario, only an infinite number of keystroke combos to achieve ever more elaborate formatting effects. Nothing short of a NYT #1 bestseller would make the final boss appear.
 
Most of you may be surprised but its true its very bad to me, and that game would be FF8. That game is truly horrible. Its easy the magic system is vomit and the summons take three days to finish there attacks. And Squall with is gun sword whatever its called, and in battle you have to hold on the R1 button for the trigger crap. its horrible. You could tell me otherwise but i'll stick with my choice later.[/img] :x :cry: :evil:
 
No one mentioned Criticom yet, that was a terrible, terrible fighter, as was Dark Rift which was just about the N64 version of it.
 
The 5th Element for PS1. Holy crap I still have nightmares about trying to make a simple jump and falling to my death hundreds of times in a row.
 
[quote name='zewone']Friday The 13th for NES . I guess movie licencse games have always sucked.[/quote]

I actually really liked that game. Made me scared to death when Jason would jump outta no where and it made that weird music. Whooo Boy!

I would say Hydlide on the NES is the worst game I've played. I hate that game to death!!!
 
Murakumo: Renegade Mech Pursuit. Looked like a good mech game, until I played it. Basically you are hunting down one specific mech while dodging various buildings, and other hazards. The mechs are underpowered and mostly useless. Control is retched. Overall, the absolute crappiest XBox game I have ever played. Anyone want to trade?
 
I hated Lagoon for the snes. I rented it when the snes was brandnew and I couldnt even play it even though I was done with the only game i had besides Mario world.
 
[quote name='Ben_F'][quote name='b3b0p']Secret of Evermore[/quote]

I thought this was supposed to be a good square RPG?[/quote]

I thought Secret of Evermore was a decent game. I don't think it belongs on the best-ever list, but it was not that bad.

Simpsons Wrestling was a pretty bad game. ET for Atari was probably the worst though. I still have no idea what you were supposed to do in that game...
 
oh Sh**...Drake of the 99 Dragons! A shame to the Xbox...I just remembered this shaq-fuing terrible game that redefines everthing bad about games.

Its worse than shaq-fuing superman 64!! Its like a playable version of hemorrhoids to the senses.... ARRRRRRR..

..it comes with a comic book.

...its 'xbox only' ...(who the hell came up with that?)
its average score: 25%
i watched a couple of the gameplay videos...and this game had me laughing tears. Its so bad its funny.
 
Hey, don't knock Secret of Evermore. I actually liked that game. And it was good to see Square of America make a game on their own. There's this one game on the NES, its a vertical shooter... and you shoot bunnies that launch carrot missles (and no it isn't Parodious)... I don't know about the suck factor on that game, but it was definately wierd.
As for Superman 64, that game rules (it's alot better than Mary Kate and Ashley Olson games). However, there are some accessories that you must purchase to enjoy it.
1). Either rum or a quarter sack (I don't smoke it, but for you potheads out there in CAG land)
2). Some friends that aren't douche bags
3.) A big TV

Those three things are key. You'll be surprised at how your skills at the game INCREASE with your intoxication level. You'll love it!
 
[quote name='alongx']The Goonies 2 for the NES. One of many reasons that I'll never trust a licensed game. This game would make Chunk scream in anger.
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That game was a blasphemous insult to the greatness known as the Goonies!!! Those bastards.....

I do own E.T. on the Atari 2600. And yes I have played it... more than once. It's just another one of those games that require special gaming "accessories" (alcohol) to fully enjoy. And yes, the legend is true... more than a million copies were buried in the Southwest desert (I think Arizona)
 
[quote name='danny-o']I hated Lagoon for the snes. I rented it when the snes was brandnew and I couldnt even play it even though I was done with the only game i had besides Mario world.[/QUOTE]


Oh man, I love Lagoon so much. I understand why many would hate it, it has a shitty plot and makes no sense at all, but I love it all the same.

The worst game I have ever played is either Superman: Shadow of the Apolcaypse (or whatever the ps2/gc game was called) and Goldeneye: Rogue Agent.
 
One of the worst games that comes to mind that I have played is High Octane for the Sega Saturn. That, and some police driving game for the Playstation. Can't remember it. It starts with a cutscene of some little kid whining, "They killed my dad!"
 
Superman 64.......hurray for running through walls and dying misteriously while flying through "green Krypton fog".
 
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