What it takes to get through GMail's spam filter

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Well, I finally got my first piece of spam in my GMail account, and I thought I'd share the wonderful "text" of the message:

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Some lover defined by the inferiority complex tries to seduce a pit viper, but a resplendent freight train underhandedly borrows money from the cheese wheel. Sometimes the mitochondrial maelstrom procrastinates, but a fruit cake always plays pinochle with a particle accelerator! When a pine cone is makeshift, the hockey player ignores the nearest food stamp. Now and then, the pickup truck accurately tries to seduce a righteous cough syrup. If a flavored drink reaches an understanding with a parking lot, then the blood clot panics. A line dancer around a spider panics, and a satellite near a pine cone sweeps the floor; however, a knowingly twisted class action suit seeks some purple pig pen. The short order cook wisely writes a love letter to a razor blade around the abstraction. An annoying cowboy panics, and a revered satellite hides; however, a chess board living with the defendant somewhat shares a shower with the fundraiser. A prime minister meditates, and a particle accelerator earns frequent flier miles; however, a polygon sells a movie theater of a scythe to an earring. When a judge is secretly bohemian, a grain of sand underhandedly organizes a cloud formation defined by another ski lodge. The self-loathing steam engine A cheese wheel inside a grain of sand takes a leank at a judge. Indeed, the apartment building living with a canyon ostensibly finds subtle faults with an anomaly. For example, the grizzly bear near a salad dressing indicates that another polygon ridiculously negotiates a prenuptial agreement with the fundraiser of the pit viper. Furthermore, the chestnut hibernates, and the insurance agent sells the food stamp to the turkey beyond a scythe. A moldy pig pen Any parking lot can reach an understanding with the buzzard of the hydrogen atom, but it takes a real nation to compete with a miserly movie theater. A proverbial senator carelessly borrows money from the line dancer related to a nation. For example, the lover near the razor blade indicates that a paycheck beyond a steam engine takes a leank at an asteroid around a graduated cylinder. A makeshift steam engine sanitizes a chestnut. A miserly pork chop The dust bunny beyond a bullfrog is righteous. Another surly crane somewhat writes a love letter to a rude prime minister. When you see the ball bearing over a canyon, it means that another corporation daydreams. If a CEO from the fraction steals pencils from a buzzard beyond the fairy, then the orbiting turn signal goes to sleep. The chain saw is seldom ravishing. Now and then, a CEO hesitantly finds lice on the polygon near a tabloid. Sometimes a microscope around a CEO takes a coffee break, but a phony razor blade always completely brainwashes a pork chop! A gentle hole puncher throws a tuba player at the hydrogen atom of some hole puncher. A prime minister completely borrows money from a bullfrog. Now and then, a frightened traffic light plans an escape from a dreamlike corporation a mastadon. For example, a cashier related to an inferiority complex indicates that another load bearing lover accidentally shares a shower with a particle accelerator. If a cab driver bestows great honor upon a mastadon, then a greedily phony razor blade ceases to exist. Indeed, the maelstrom seldom falls in love with the fundraiser over some tape recorder. Some dust bunny cooks cheese grits for a miserly recliner, and the particle accelerator has a change of heart about the minivan. A cashier The purple judge sanitizes the chess board. Any ski lodge can derive perverse satisfaction from the globule living with the plaintiff, but it takes a real vacuum cleaner to caricature a grizzly bear of an asteroid. The ridiculously varigated cocker spaniel, a senator, and the Alaskan asteroid are what made America great! 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Furthermore, the lazily South American oil filter starts reminiscing about lost glory, and the turkey related to a power drill completely operates a small fruit stand with an Alaskan diskette. The childlike tripod Most people believe that the oil filter accidentally borrows money from a light bulb about a cargo bay, but they need to remember how underhandedly a reactor about a skyscraper ceases to exist. Sometimes the dirt-encrusted fairy dies, but a short order cook near the nation always accidentally steals pencils from another buzzard! A chess board leans on another line dancer. For example, a judge indicates that a frustrating crane lazily sanitizes a paternal freight train. A warranty seldom avoids contact with the dolphin over the jersey cow. A tornado takes a leank at a warranty. When you see an accurately familiar reactor, it means that a self-loathing spider sweeps the floor. If the nation beyond a crank case finds lice on a treacherous chestnut, then a wheelbarrow about a CEO flies into a rage. Any hole puncher can be a big fan of the briar patch, but it takes a real fairy to greedily avoid contact with a psychotic bottle of beer. When you see a tripod about a customer, it means that a foreign pig pen laughs out loud. A secretly linguistic formless void seldom brainwashes the pine cone, but the inexorably flatulent roller coaster dances with a dreamlike jersey cow. A cab driver, another carpet tack, and a ridiculously purple bottle of beer are what made America great! The highly paid movie theater When an earring over a warranty daydreams, a worldly paper napkin gets stinking drunk. If the dolphin takes a Furthermore, the incinerated burglar gets stinking drunk, and the short order cook about an anomaly satiates another judge about a globule. 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Most people believe that the pork chop leans on another formless void behind a chess board, but they need to remember how greedily a gentle tripod gets stinking drunk. Sometimes the formless void behind a light bulb prays, but a hockey player always knowingly conquers a squid of a blithe spirit! A bullfrog around a briar patch The cargo bay wisely befriends another wheelbarrow. A proverbial salad dressing buries the so-called prime minister. Most people believe that the fractured line dancer befriends the load bearing recliner, but they need to remember how overwhelmingly a movie theater from an anomaly feels nagging remorse. If some briar patch related to a grain of sand graduates from some bullfrog living with the warranty, then a recliner near the turkey wakes up. When the foreign mastadon reads a magazine, another wedding dress gets stinking drunk. The avocado pit for a buzzard A recliner is Alaskan. A crane rejoices, and the tuba player living with a satellite ignores a hockey player over the crank case. A demon procrastinates, but a lover related to the deficit assimilates the gentle class action suit. For example, the bottle of beer indicates that the somewhat fried judge is a big fan of the varigated cough syrup. Any rattlesnake can compete with the obsequious fairy, but it takes a real fraction to satiate a wedding dress behind a cough syrup. A steam engine toward a bartender A globule knows a girl scout of a cloud formation. If a parking lot for the bullfrog finds ice on the frightened cashier, then the turkey prays. When you see a tuba player, it means that some plaintiff toward a particle accelerator hibernates. Furthermore, a cab driver of the garbage can leaves, and a carpet tack beyond another asteroid tries to seduce the cheese wheel. Sometimes the satellite over the insurance agent ruminates, but a judge always sells a Eurasian nation to a cashier for a minivan! A mitochondrial girl scout, a cosmopolitan pig pen, and an insurance agent toward the grand piano are what made America great! A knowingly resplendent apartment building is wisely statesmanlike. The Alaskan industrial complex earns frequent flier miles, and the freight train for some cab driver shares a shower with a paycheck. An ocean avoids contact with a worldly particle accelerator, but some twisted burglar inexorably buries the cheese wheel. Furthermore, a fashionable bottle of beer meditates, and the tuba player organizes a wedge. A chestnut recognizes the lazily spartan abstraction. Most people believe that the apartment building makes a truce with a hairy class action suit, but they need to remember how greedily a fairy feels nagging remorse. The customer near a submarine When you see a nearest nation, it means that some South American judge flies into a rage. An imaginative steam engine gnores a submarine of a globule. An almost jVoBHbZXLULQWPWcDI\a annoying dust bunny, the senator of a recliner, and a spartan football team are what made America great! The somewhat crispy CEO daydreams, but a turkey around a mating ritual almost throws an abstraction at some briar patch toward some squid. A grand piano A particle accelerator around a freight train self-flagellates, but a bowling ball from the defendant usually figures out the fraction inside a canyon. If a wedge has a change of heart about some revered customer, then a roller coaster from the ski lodge rejoices. For example, a flatulent dust bunny indicates that a garbage can requires assistance from the hydrogen atom. A bartender reads a magazine, or an earring over some short order cook shares a shower with the carpet tack. The wheelbarrow carelessly competes with a flavored drink for a CEO. A cloud formation Furthermore, the polka-dotted hockey player ceases to exist, and a proverbial skyscraper plans an escape from a cheese wheel around the graduated cylinder the skinny hole puncher. A thoroughly flabby industrial complex satiates another hypnotic insurance agent. Indeed, the mean-spirited line dancer ostensibly brainwashes some cargo bay near some blithe spirit. Now and then, If a miserly paper napkin seeks a gratifying grand piano, then a power drill defined by the pork chop goes to sleep. When a cab driver living with the grain of sand daydreams, a proverbial warranty ruminates. When another chestnut near a microscope is phony, some photon accidentally knows a blood clot. For example, the cocker spaniel indicates that the frustrating pickup truck satiates the snooty skyscraper. A line dancer goes to sleep, and a cloud formation behind the graduated cylinder pours freezing cold water on a lover defined by an ocean. Indeed, a sheriff living with the garbage can caricatures a hesitantly dreamlike tornado. Furthermore, the crank case gets stinking drunk, and another foreign bowling ball throws another chess board near a grain of sand at the diskette from the hockey player. Any dust bunny can eat a greasy photon, but it takes a real grizzly bear to sanitize a fire hydrant. The knowingly slow traffic light Sometimes the frustrating food stamp wakes up, but the highly paid particle accelerator always recognizes a buzzard! The CEO gives lectures on morality to a chestnut for the satellite. Most people believe that a fried minivan teaches the overwhelmingly optimal graduated cylinder, but they need to remember how thoroughly a deficit leaves. For example, the mating ritual over a bottle of beer indicates that a roller coaster underhandedly requires assistance from the vacuum cleaner. Furthermore, a barely South American blood clot wakes up, and a financial canyon takes a leank at a nearest mastadon. Some abstraction For example, the mean-spirited plaintiff indicates that a defendant lazily steals pencils from a garbage can. An incinerated deficit negotiates a prenuptial agreement with a razor blade, or a flavored drink near the nation sanitizes the hockey player over a tomato. A skyscraper about an umbrella completely borrows money from a CEO. Any hydrogen atom can sanitize a defendant, but it takes a real senator to reach an understanding with a garbage can. An earring Sometimes a formless void starts reminiscing about lost glory, but a childlike minivan always gives a pink slip to a flabby graduated cylinder! If the abstraction recognizes some minivan, then the eagerly moldy diskette reads a magazine. Any dust bunny can teach another grand piano, but it takes a real chain saw to often figure out some satellite behind the eggplant. Any blithe spirit can graduate from a fairy, but it takes a real canyon to eat the avocado pit for a chain saw. When an impromptu wedding dress is flabby, some graduated cylinder about a fruit cake ridiculously can be kind to a tape recorder. When a mating ritual around an inferiority complex is mysterious, a minivan of a polygon befriends a flatulent squid. For example, a canyon defined by the hole puncher indicates that a tabloid is a big fan of an industrial complex near a defendant. A twisted industrial complex befriends a spider around a cowboy. When another defendant toward a bottle of beer ruminates, some briar patch daydreams. The phony vacuum cleaner bestows great honor upon a wisely resplendent football team. A bottle of beer related to the chess board steals pencils from the particle accelerator. Most people believe that a briar patch hardly falls in love with the hockey player, but they need to remember how single-handledly the cough syrup toward a briar patch beams with joy. The ostensibly nearest tornado seeks the slyly incinerated chestnut, because a nation of an asteroid goes deep sea fishing with a lover. A mortician from the reactor Furthermore, the canyon for a microscope flies into a rage, and the polka-dotted avocado pit laughs and drinks all night with a carpet tack. Sometimes a linguistic fundraiser panics, but a grand piano near a crank case always conquers a pickup truck over a pine cone! The umbrella somewhat sanitizes the pig pen. A cloud formation is smelly. The turn signal The magnificent prime minister buries an earring. A mastadon behind a minivan, a pathetic industrial complex, and a class action suit are what made America great! The tuba player for a globule conquers a slyly fashionable formless void. Any buzzard can ostensibly reach an understanding with the nuclear salad dressing, but it takes a real spider to be a big fan of a knowingly impromptu bartender.
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They sure have to go through alot not to get picked up, this was nearly 3000 words (even though it was in white text on a white background at 0.5 font), just looked like an inch of whitespace on the screen.
 
I get a decent amount of spam in Gmail. It wasn't that bad until I started throwing out my email address left and right. I really don't care, because there's not much, but still.
 
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