What song was playing...

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We got all these topics about sex but can you really remember details? Do you know what song, if any, was playing when you lost your virginity.

As I posted before, I lost mine at a box social with Metallica's "Ride the Lightning" playing and I came during "Trapped Under the Ice".

Before you post and try to be funny, remember, the truth is almost always funnier than anything you can make up.
 
Not Exactly a virginity lost situation, but I was over at a my friend's house with a few other guys once just hanging out and playing some videogames. While they were playing Super Mario Bros 2, I decided to check my email on his computer in the den area where his sister was watching tv(my internet was down at my house, and I was expecting some financial aid info). I don't know if she ALWAYS had a thing for me or what, but she comes up and asks me how I'm doing, and before I know it I had her pushed up against the wall with my tongue and finger in her stink tunnel, wailing on some clit. Like I said, they were playing SMB2 and I could hearthe jaunty stage music from down the hall.

He was blissfully unaware that I was violating his little sister in the den while he played Nintendo. Could explain why I'm such a nintendo fan...
 
At a hotel to Zeppelin's "Since I've Been Loving You." I guess there was some messing around prior [starting when we put the CD in - the one from the boxed set so what is that, track 7?] but I assure you as soon as I put that shit in there it was over. There was a little guitar and then "working from seven to eleven every night" and then it was over. At least I got another shot about 20 minutes later!
 
[quote name='javeryh'] At least I got another shot about 20 minutes later![/QUOTE]
The fact that we get another shot is man's only hope of survival.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The first time with my current gf was while "watching" Se7en. She still hasn't seen the second half of that movie. :lol:[/quote] That's pretty fucked up.

No music my first time. We didn't want to wake her roommate. My most memorable first time (with a particular person) was right after the end of "Moulin Rouge". I swear that's the sex movie.
 
Nine Inch Nails 4 life, Tiph. ;)

[quote name='Quillion']That's pretty fucked up.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but we balanced it out with Mulan a month or so later. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Nine Inch Nails 4 life, Tiph. ;)[/quote]
I seem to recall a friend telling me the same. :lol:

[quote name='Pookymeister']I think might've been "Touch the Hand" by Bryan Adams. How i love Rosy.[/quote]

Bryan Adams owns my soul.
 
listening to nothing, room was dark, we were totally piss drunk. it sucked. she was dry and I had a bad case of whiskey dick. it pretty much didn't count.

the next night we watched Wild At Heart (a fucked up David Lynch film with a chick flick title) and screwed properly right after. good times.
 
[quote name='Apossum']listening to nothing, room was dark, we were totally piss drunk. it sucked. she was dry and I had a bad case of whiskey dick. it pretty much didn't count.

the next night we watched Wild At Heart (a fucked up David Lynch film with a chick flick title) and screwed properly right after. good times.[/quote]

Whiskey dick?
 
Not my first time, but a story anyway: Damn near a decade ago (when I was far more like The Icon and less like my PC self today), I was having sex with the woman I dated at the time. She...needed to learn a great deal (not that I'm Tony fucking Danza or anything, I'm just sayin'); it was pretty clumsy.

Long story short, we finally sorted out all the clumsiness, and at that precise moment, Gorilla Monsoon (who was commenting on the Macho Man/Sherry versus Dusty Rhodes/Sapphire match from WrestleMania VIII that was playing on the tv on the other side of the room) was overheard by us, shouting "Boy, they've really got their momentum going now!!!"

Not "Last Rockers" (to answer the OP question),but suitably funny.
 
[quote name='Hex']Whiskey dick?[/QUOTE]



for the non-drinkers-- when you're drunk on whiskey and can't keep it up. though if I'm drunk enough on anything I can't.
 
[quote name='Apossum']for the non-drinkers-- when you're drunk on whiskey and can't keep it up. though if I'm drunk enough on anything I can't.[/quote]

Probably for the best. All that rocking back and forth might make ya puke early. ;)
 
[quote name='Hex']Probably for the best. All that rocking back and forth might make ya puke early. ;)[/QUOTE]


it sucks. because the only thing you're good at when you're piss drunk is rocking back and forth ;) oh and driving.
 
Reality's Fringe;2280406]Not Exactly a virginity lost situation said:
fourteen year old[/B] sister was watching tv(my internet was down at my house, and I was expecting some financial aid info). I don't know if she ALWAYS had a thing for me or what, but she comes up and asks me how I'm doing, and before I know it I had her pushed up against the wall with my tongue and finger in her stink tunnel, wailing on some clit. Like I said, they were playing SMB2 and I could hearthe jaunty stage music from down the hall.

He was blissfully unaware that I was violating his little sister in the den while he played Nintendo. Could explain why I'm such a nintendo fan...
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... You pedo. :puke:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']And he was checking on financial aid, so he was at least 18. :lol:[/quote]
EXACTLY. Plus he just made a topic on booze, so he's 21 now.

... God, ew.
 
[quote name='Hex']EXACTLY. Plus he just made a topic on booze, so he's 21 now.

... God, ew.[/QUOTE]

And he just did that two weeks ago.
 
No music my first time. It was in my ex gf's dorm room with her roommate about 5 feet away in the next bed. I was in and out before she knew what hit her.:lol: No but seriously pussy is like booze, you have to build a tolerance.
 
[quote name='SIUfan']I was in and out before she knew what hit her.:lol: No but seriously pussy is like booze, you have to build a tolerance.[/QUOTE] I've always had the opposite problem.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The first time with my current gf was while "watching" Se7en. She still hasn't seen the second half of that movie. :lol:[/QUOTE]

My current GF and I first did it while watching The Lion King, just about when Mufasa died too is when we started going at it. The next time was when we were watching The Little Mermaid. I think when she comes over tomorrow I'll suggest that we watch Aladdin.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']My current GF and I first did it while watching The Lion King, just about when Mufasa died too is when we started going at it. The next time was when we were watching The Little Mermaid. I think when she comes over tomorrow I'll suggest that we watch Aladdin.[/QUOTE] Is she 8 years old? :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']My current GF and I first did it while watching The Lion King, just about when Mufasa died too is when we started going at it. The next time was when we were watching The Little Mermaid. I think when she comes over tomorrow I'll suggest that we watch Aladdin.[/quote]

Alice in Wonderland :cool:
 
I have no clue, all I remember was applause after I was done.

Seriously, though, no fucking clue to be absolutely honest. You'd think that would be something that would stick with you.

My favorite song to f*ck to though, is Blackstreet's - Deep
 
[quote name='Magehart']Alice in Wonderland :cool:[/quote]

Most f*cked up movie that you started have sex to, is that what this has turned into, eh?!?

Well, that would DEFINITELY have to be "Lean on Me" I have no clue, that girl was just a freak, I probably could've f*cked her whilst playing a banjo, or better yet while playing banjo kazooie.

I think my all-time favorite TV/sex moment though, was when my ex-girlfriend gave me head while I was watching Mister Ed.

Overall favorite random sex moment would be the time I decided to start eating a cookie... I just though, damn the sex is good, and ooh those cookies look good too, :whistle2:k hmm how good would they be together? My girlfriend didn't seem to mind, she just wanted some of the cookie too. I plan on eating cake on my birthday while having sex this year.
 
Mr. Mister's Broken Wings was playing the first time. (Which I accidentally left playing on repeat, as a joke, on my computer.)

Second time, her and I were watching Home Alone.
 
[quote name='Hex']... You pedo. :puke:[/QUOTE]

Nope, wait, reverse, 180, I was a year older than her. 17-18 situation! This wasn't recently! She also has an October birthday, the 23rd I believe.

I guess if you count that as statutory? God, please don't call the feds...
 
Still a virgin, so I cant exactly contribute :(
But I fingered my ex-whilst watching 40-year old virgin (kinda ironic) and also while watching Ferris Bueller. :p
 
[quote name='jPoD']Still a virgin, so I cant exactly contribute :(
But I fingered my ex-whilst watching 40-year old virgin (kinda ironic) and also while watching Ferris Bueller. :p[/quote]

You're getting digits but not getting laid? That reminds me of a girl I dated that would take it in the ass only because she wanted to be a virgin on her wedding day. Chicks are mental.
 
[quote name='javeryh']You're getting digits but not getting laid? That reminds me of a girl I dated that would take it in the ass only because she wanted to be a virgin on her wedding day. Chicks are mental.[/QUOTE]

that woulda been fine with me. It was the whole bullshit 'i'm not emotionally ready' crap. I totally got used. She wouldnt do shit to me. I hate takers. Bitch broke up with me too. Good fuckin riddance.
 
[quote name='javeryh']You're getting digits but not getting laid? That reminds me of a girl I dated that would take it in the ass only because she wanted to be a virgin on her wedding day. Chicks are mental.[/quote]I have a feeling that's Mrs. javery's favorite story about your past.

There was no music for me, middle of the night and all.
 
no music first time, but first time I had a lap dance "if you believe in love" by cher was playing, and every time i hear that song, i think of being in a strip club
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']What is with all these stupid questions? This is CheapAssGAMER, not CheapAssManWhore[/quote]

Just because you lost yours to the crackling fire of the furnace in the janitor's room to a man big as a mountain and black as coal thus leaving you with repressed memories and an unwillingness to play well with others, you don't have to come in here and call us whores.
 
i asked her to turn off the r&b so i could hear her breathe.

then i put my penis through my underwear hole.

real life tho, no music was playing.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']What is with all these stupid questions? This is CheapAssGAMER, not CheapAssManWhore[/QUOTE]


losing your virginity = manwhore? :roll:
 
[quote name='Apossum']losing your virginity = manwhore? :roll:[/quote]I was commenting on all the sexually based questions on the OT forum, not this one. Honestly, who really cares when some annonymous dink on a forum supposedly lost his virginity, or if Hammer Time was playing during it.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I was commenting on all the sexually based questions on the OT forum, not this one. Honestly, who really cares when some annonymous dink on a forum supposedly lost his virginity, or if Hammer Time was playing during it.[/QUOTE]

Are you sane?
 
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