What song was playing...

[quote name='jPoD']Are you sane?[/quote]Must not be. Please, tell me more about the first time you akwardly inserted your dick into some fat girls snatch while her parents were in the other room watching Married...With Children.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']I was commenting on all the sexually based questions on the OT forum, not this one. Honestly, who really cares when some annonymous dink on a forum supposedly lost his virginity, or if Hammer Time was playing during it.[/QUOTE]



just cause you're pissed that you don't have a story doesn't mean you need to ruin our fun.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Must not be. Please, tell me more about the first time you akwardly inserted your dick into some fat girls snatch while her parents were in the other room watching Married...With Children.[/QUOTE]

If you're asking me, as I said before, i'm still a virgin.
 
[quote name='Apossum']just cause you're pissed that you don't have a story doesn't mean you need to ruin our fun.[/QUOTE]

He's got a story, but it involves a shared moment huffing down beef n' cheddars that ends in Delta Burke peeling out the arby's parking lot instead of making whoopee in the back of a 1996 chevy cavalier, bucking back and forth to the rhythm of crinkling sammich wrappers.
 
First time was halfway through one of the Indiana Jones movies. I don't remember which one it was, we started makin out about 5 minutes in so my attention was ahem, elsewhere.

Not a first time story, but a couple years ago the same chick and I rented Prisoner of Azkaban. Started getting it on during the credits, then the DVD automatically went to the special features menu. The same music played over and over and that damned talking head kept saying something ("Mind your head"? Dude, I'm tryin!) for like half an hour before either of us could be bothered enough to turn it off.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']He's got a story, but it involves a shared moment huffing down beef n' cheddars that ends in Delta Burke peeling out the arby's parking lot instead of making whoopee in the back of a 1996 chevy cavalier, bucking back and forth to the rhythm of crinkling sammich wrappers.[/quote]

Don't forget the afterstink of fast food fucking. :puke:
 
[quote name='eclipsed']Not a first time story, but a couple years ago the same chick and I rented Prisoner of Azkaban. Started getting it on during the credits, then the DVD automatically went to the special features menu. The same music played over and over and that damned talking head kept saying something ("Mind your head"? Dude, I'm tryin!) for like half an hour before either of us could be bothered enough to turn it off.[/QUOTE] Same thing has happened to me many times. A few that really stand out in my memory are Spinal Tap, Venture Bros. Season 1, and Mean Girls. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've always had the opposite problem.[/quote]

You lasted forever your first time, but every time since then you have lasted shorter and shorter amounts of time?
 
[quote name='SIUfan']You lasted forever your first time, but every time since then you have lasted shorter and shorter amounts of time?[/QUOTE] No, just always lasting a long time. Whether I want to or not. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No, just always lasting a long time. Whether I want to or not. :lol:[/quote]

Yeah, whatever.

fucking liar. ;)
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Just because you lost yours to the crackling fire of the furnace in the janitor's room to a man big as a mountain and black as coal thus leaving you with repressed memories and an unwillingness to play well with others, you don't have to come in here and call us whores.[/QUOTE]

Naw I suspect VG is a virgin by his reaction to this thread. :lol:

And as for me....

I lost mine to The Spice Girls because she insisted that she must have THAT on. Just like that crap ass band... well...... she sucked. :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']Yeah, whatever.

fucking liar. ;)[/QUOTE] It's a curse. There's usually not enough time for a second go. Not that I've had to worry about that recently, but still. :cry: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's a curse. There's usually not enough time for a second go. Not that I've had to worry about that recently, but still. :cry: :lol:[/quote]

:lol:
 
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