What was the worst movie you ever saw at the movie theater?

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As the title suggests, this doesnt include any bad movies you saw on dvd, vhs, or tv .. just in the theater. For me it was Spiderman 3. It was the only movie I ever considered walking out of the theater midway. The only thing that kept me in there was my friends (who happened to be driving).
 
Happy Feet

Oh God that movie is terrible. I saw it for free, but fuck that was an awful movie. I took my little sister to see it and she liked it for some reason so I didnt walk out early.
 
D....mentia? Sad, I can't even remember the name. It had the guy from even stevens and was a remake of some alfred hitchcock movie.

Terrible. I also couldn't leave due to transportation issues.
 
It's a toss up between The Time Machine or Die Another Day. Spider-man 3 was pretty bad, but the aformentioned films made me consider blowing my brains out.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']D....mentia? Sad, I can't even remember the name. It had the guy from even stevens and was a remake of some alfred hitchcock movie.

Terrible. I also couldn't leave due to transportation issues.[/QUOTE]
Disturbia?

I didn't think it was awful, but I didn't think it was good either.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']D....mentia? Sad, I can't even remember the name. It had the guy from even stevens and was a remake of some alfred hitchcock movie.

Terrible. I also couldn't leave due to transportation issues.[/quote]

Disturbia? I loved that movie. :oops:
 
Super Mario Bros. I dont remember how old I was at the time but I had no clue what the fuck happened during that movie.
 
[quote name='whoknows']Disturbia?

I didn't think it was awful, but I didn't think it was good either.[/QUOTE]
Yea thats it.

Well, the question is the worst movie you've seen in theaters, and I pretty much know what movies I like to watch so I only see movies I know I'll like. Disturbia was a one off thing to please the ladies.

But now that I think about it, I saw Daredevil in theaters, so I have to change it to that.
 
The only one that immediately comes to mind is Jarhead. God, what a fucking awful movie. I was there with my friends and if we didn't all take the same car, I would've left.
 
The kid! Bruce willis was in it. The little fat kid from the cat in the hat. The only movie that I have ever walked on. Twenty minutes in peace out!
 
its a tie between 300 and spiderman 3. both were overly hyped and i was excited to see each and was horribly let down. spiderman 3 just inches over 300 due to the singing and dancing segments.....i still have nightmares from that crap. the 300 on the other hand was a film that only had maybe 20 or 15 minutes of great footage. the rest was over acting , yelling and annoying slow mo bullshit.

funny enough i was pleasently surprised at how good a movie that tmnt movie was but then again i had very low expectations for it. oh yeah the grindhouse movies were also kinda crappy. tarantinos film dragged on forever and only the last part of the film was worth seeing that and the first few deaths in the film the reast just sucked. and i didnt like any of the girls at the end of the film too many stereotypes and just piss poor acting.

planet terror had me at the beginning but towards the end the gun leg shit just killed the film. the chick should have died and the little mexican guy should have survived and his fight with bruce willis should have been epic. im still wondering if these films were purposely bad due to what they were trying to emulate or did halfway through trying to make a good film they figured out they couldnt pull it off so they used the "grindhouse" dealy to cover up their own flaws.


funny enough i think the 2 of them together could have come up with one awesome film.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Anaconda or Spice World.

Shit I used to do for hoes.[/quote]


i liked both of those films but of course i saw them on cable. theyre great cable movies but to pay for either is retarted. oh well i hope you scored for your suffering lol.
 
"In the Bedroom"

It was filmed on the same street my girlfriend (now wife) lived on. A lot of the stars where scene at a local bar we went too. It was a fucking horrible movie, I was ready to slit my wrists. I asked repeatly to leave. 2 of the 4 other couples had left.
 
The only movies I've ever walked out of from the literally thousands I've seen, are UltraViolet and Who's Your Caddy? Both were goat blowers of the highest order...
 
A movie that immediately comes to mind is Eragon. Luckily I got the movie ticket for free or I would've walked out and asked for a refund :lol: I'm sure I could think of a few more, but I hate to bring up bad memories LOL.
 
lets see

-Battlefield Earth
-Mission Impossible 2
-Godzilla 2000
-Supernova
-Virus
-The Time Machine 2002 (the ending pissed me off)
-Resident Evil: Extinction
-The Animal (I should have asked for a refund for that one)
-Robots (Saw it for free in NYC, but fell asleep several times during the movie, so I can't remember shit)
-The first Harry Potter movie...so bad that my mind blocked it out so I don't remember what the fuck it was about.
-Blade Trinity (Shitty way to end the series)
-Fantastic Four: RoTSS (So bad I fell asleep 7 times)
-Godzilla 1998
-Scary Movie 3
-American Pie 3(American Wedding)
 
black chrismas hands down i almost left half way through but hell i payed 10 bucks and at least the seats were good enought to fall asleep in :roll:
 
Well the worst has to be Happy Feet. I never walk out of movies unless I am forced to and I wanted to leave during it. Unfortuneatly I was with my family so I couldn't leave.

The second was probably Disturbia, although I thought the movie decent, I was with my family, including my mom and little bro. That made alot of the scenes uncomfortable for me.
 
Exorcist: The Beginnings. It is the only movie that has actually made me angry at how awful it was. I would have walked out if I wasn't with a friend.
 
Spider Man 3.

Man, it's close for me.

No, I have to go with Lost in Space or The Jerky Boys Movie. The latter had much more of that hypnotic "Are you fuckin' kiddin' me??" quality, though, so I'll stick with the Matt LeBlanc 'star vehicle'.

I tend to stay away from pure shit in the cineplex setting, so thankfully, not many choices here for me.
 
Urban Legend or Jeepers Creepers

I used to watch pretty much any horror movie. Those two within what seemed like a week of one another was enough to make me more discerning.
 
"Hostel: Part II" and "Die Another Day" come to mind. I'm sure I'll think of something worse.

[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Hitman

only saw it because No Country For Old Men was sold out.[/quote]
"Hitman" was our backup plan if "No Country..." was sold out. Thank god it wasn't. "Hitman" looks like garbage, but for some reason my friends wanted to see it...
 
Probably Larry the Cable Guy was the worst of them all. I saw it because my ex liked him and wanted to see it. He thought it was hilarious. This was one of several reasons why I broke up with him. But I've also seen in theaters:

Doom
Alone in the Dark
House of the Dead
Bloodrayne
Spice World
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
The Wild (also my asshole ex)
The Hulk
The second Matrix movie
Beowulf

Didn't walk out of any, though if I were alone I would have walked out on Beowulf last week.
 
Super Mario Bros.

I was too young to really appreciate how bad the movie really was at the time, but more recent viewings have fixed that.


[quote name='mykevermin']Over the Top
No Holds Barred
Legend of the Overfiend
Silent Hill
Follow That Bird[/QUOTE]

That actually saw a theatrical release?

More importantly, what the hell would compel you to actually see it in the theater? Unless that's something entirely different than the Legend of the Overfiend I'm thinking of...
 
[quote name='Chacrana']The only one that immediately comes to mind is Jarhead. God, what a fucking awful movie. I was there with my friends and if we didn't all take the same car, I would've left.[/QUOTE]

Chacrana -1

Were you expecting action? I really enjoyed the movie, for obvious reasons.

For me Hitman, Transporter 2, Hulk, Strangedays, Judge Dredd, Blair Witch 2, Dungeon and Dragons, Ballistic Ekks vs. Sever, Speed 2, Once upon a time in Mexico, nearly anything with Pauly Shore and Player's Ball come to mind.
 
[quote name='Paco']Double Dragon and Volcano. Why do bad things happen to good video games?[/QUOTE]
SHIT. I also saw Volcano. I was like 6 though so it was hard to recell.

EDIT: Ok, make that 9. I thought I saw it before I moved to RI, but I didn't.
 
[quote name='Buster Rod G']That actually saw a theatrical release?

More importantly, what the hell would compel you to actually see it in the theater? Unless that's something entirely different than the Legend of the Overfiend I'm thinking of...[/QUOTE]

In order:

1) Yes, in a sense. There was agreat lil' theater in downtown Cincinnati that would show B-movies and indie flicks; I saw a bunch of "Rocky Horror" there, along w/ Six String Samurai, Buckaroo Banzai, and a 4-hour subtitled drama called "The Kingdom" (which I think was remade in the US as "Kingdom Hospital").

That was a long time ago. fuckin' hell I got so much tail in that place. But, it's a movie theater. Of course I did. Who didn't?

2) I wasn't fully aware of what it was; I was 17 or 18, I think. I'm not into anime as a sexual stimulant period, let alone when the subject matter involves demons leveling hospitals with the glistening purple gism from their 7 30-foot-long penises. So, erm...I was under the (foolish, believe me) impression that this was just another cool anime film.
 
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