What would you do if samara (from the ring) came out of your tv ?

[quote name='Moxio']Turn off the TV.[/QUOTE]

They do that in the movie. They also bash in the screen, run outside, etc. It don't matter.
 
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well, not really
 
[quote name='Moxio']Turn off the TV.[/QUOTE]

Yea, you never seen the movie have you?

What hasn't been tried though is tipping the tv over so that screen is on the ground. How would she get out them. Or smash the tv while she is walking toward the screen.

If that doesn't work tell her you oved her work in the Ring and The ring 2. And try to kiss as much ass as possible.
 
Send her to the kitchen. She's barefoot, so she's halfway there.
 
Put on a fake beard, a wide-brimmed hat, cotton shirt, suspenders, grab a pitch fork. Then when she comes after me say "ye ol' water logged vixen, twas not me who watchethed thy tape of ye, for I be Amish"
 
[quote name='guardian_owl']Put on a fake beard, a wide-brimmed hat, cotton shirt, suspenders, grab a pitch fork. Then when she comes after me say "ye ol' water logged vixen, twas not me who watchethed thy tape of ye, for I be Amish"[/QUOTE]

LOL.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']Yea, you never seen the movie have you?

What hasn't been tried though is tipping the tv over so that screen is on the ground. How would she get out them. Or smash the tv while she is walking toward the screen.

If that doesn't work tell her you oved her work in the Ring and The ring 2. And try to kiss as much ass as possible.[/QUOTE]

I meant it like, "turn off the TV and stop watching these lame movies" kinda way.
 
Place a TV playing the movie "Army of Darkness" flesh up against the front of the screen so she jumps from one TV to other. I'm sure Ash should have no problems taking care of her.
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Either that or hook the video output from 2nd TV into the video input of the 1st TV trapping her in an infinite loop.
 
[quote name='guardian_owl']Place a TV playing the movie "Army of Darkness" flesh up against the front of the screen so she jumps from one TV to other. I'm sure Ash should have no problems taking care of her.
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Either that or hook the video output from 2nd TV into the video input of the 1st TV trapping her in an infinite loop.[/QUOTE]

Now that would make a interesting movie. Evil Dead meets the ring...
 
I wonder if people would be willing to smash their TVs to save themselves from her... Kind of a life, death, and TV moment.
 
Id quickly connect my nes turn it on and use my nes light gun on her , Doh!!! wait it wouldnt work I have and HDTV :wall: .
 
I'd be forced to danza slap the beast into submission. Then I'd take out my ole clippers and give her a nice buzz cut, curious as to exactly what that seawench's face looks like exactly.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I'd be forced to danza slap the beast into submission.[/QUOTE]

Tony... Danza?
 
[quote name='Brak']Tony... Danza?[/QUOTE]

Correct! Tony Danza did a porn, and his finishing manuever (so to speak) was the Danza slap, ie the ol' weiner across the face trick.
 
[quote name='guardian_owl']Put on a fake beard, a wide-brimmed hat, cotton shirt, suspenders, grab a pitch fork. Then when she comes after me say "ye ol' water logged vixen, twas not me who watchethed thy tape of ye, for I be Amish"[/QUOTE]

You'd have to do that pretty fast, have you practiced?
 
[quote name='el bobo']I would say I watched the DVD version of the movie, not the evil VHS version of it.[/QUOTE]
That's so crazy that it might just work.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Correct! Tony Danza did a porn, and his finishing manuever (so to speak) was the Danza slap, ie the ol' weiner across the face trick.[/QUOTE]

... er... ..... p.. ...pics? :oops:


:lol:
 
[quote name='erehwon']Put the goatse guy up to the tv. Google that for the image (though it's NSFW)[/QUOTE]
......

:puke:
 
[quote name='LeakyImplant']Not bad before she fell down the well.

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She's not the original though. She played Sadako in Ring Zero: Birthday

Here's the original Sadako:

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[quote name='jaykrue']She's not the original though. She played Sadako in Ring Zero: Birthday[/quote]

Before falling down the well. Exactly. The girl who plays her in The Ring 2 is pretty gnarly looking from what I've seen in the bonus material.
 
[quote name='LeakyImplant']Before falling down the well. Exactly. The girl who plays her in The Ring 2 is pretty gnarly looking from what I've seen in the bonus material.[/QUOTE]

Incidentally, the girl in Ring Zero is also in a number of japanese dramas I've seen and liked (of which Gokusen - a Great Teacher Onizuka type jdrama - and Trick are her best).
 
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