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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...&u=/nm/20050124/od_nm/crime_canada_sextoys_dc

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.

A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release.

"The male calmly stated 'no' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.
 
[quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

What threads would you reply sarcastically to if he didn't make said threads? :wink:
 
[quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

No? Fark??? Mind.... hurts..... cannot.... comprehend..... or... talk... in.... complete.... sentences..... :D
 
Male Appendages ay? Sounds like someones trying to corner the dildo market again. We all know what happened last time...

Oh btw Crash... I watched the bear trampoline thing in your sig... funny stuff. That poor bear lands right on it's face! For some reason it reminds me of zewone...
 
I know dildos can be expensive, but really. Why did the police waste their time conducting a search for a dildo thief? Maybe there's even less crime in vancouver than I thought. Still though, it's vancouver, not some small town with 1000 people.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

What threads would you reply sarcastically to if he didn't make said threads? :wink:[/quote]

Touche, Mr. Led, touche.

[quote name='"Mr.Answer']
Sorry Tennessee[/quote]

..huh?
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

What threads would you reply sarcastically to if he didn't make said threads? :wink:[/quote]

What threads would you be able to lock without his thread-crapping?
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

What threads would you reply sarcastically to if he didn't make said threads? :wink:[/quote]

What threads would you be able to lock without his thread-crapping?[/quote]

Ah the circle of snark. Almost makes me want to break out into a musical number *sniff*
 
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Scorch']What would you post about if you didn't have fark.com?[/quote]

What threads would you reply sarcastically to if he didn't make said threads? :wink:[/quote]

Touche, Mr. Led, touche.

[quote name='"Mr.Answer']
Sorry Tennessee[/quote]

..huh?[/quote]

heehee.. Just a stupid thing that went through my head when I saw your location was nashville-those old TV commercials that would sell anywhere but at the end would have to say "Sorry Tennessee". I guess my stream of consciousness got translated to my typing fingers. :)
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050124/od_nm/crime_canada_sextoys_dc

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.

A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release.

"The male calmly stated 'no' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said. [/quote]

something funny about reading a story that has the word male appendages, dildos and Royal Canadian "MOUNTED" police.
 
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