Whats the most embarassing thing you have had to buy?
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can't say a product has ever embrassed me much... but I did once get stuck behind no less than 3 old couples, all of whom were purchasing vibrators and getting detailed instructions on how to clean them.
Now that's an uncomfortable moment there.
I do remember my brother often making me buy him things at the Sanrio store for his GF becuase he was too embrassed to do it.
I also had one of my female friends make me buy her pads becuase she was too embrassed. Oh, how I laughed at her for that. (The only real reason I think of for it was she needed them like, right then, but had almost no money, so she had to get the dollar store kind.)
Now that's an uncomfortable moment there.
I do remember my brother often making me buy him things at the Sanrio store for his GF becuase he was too embrassed to do it.
I also had one of my female friends make me buy her pads becuase she was too embrassed. Oh, how I laughed at her for that. (The only real reason I think of for it was she needed them like, right then, but had almost no money, so she had to get the dollar store kind.)
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probably nintendogs, I can't think of anything else, I sat there in best buy looking like an idiot waiting for people to leave the checkout lines so I can hurry up and purchase it and get out of there. I hate that and then people I know from my school just have to walk in right as I'm at the counter and I'm standing there praying to god they don't see me and come over by me to say hi. and thank god they didn't.
[quote name='Slipknot9762']probably nintendogs, [/QUOTE]
At my store this guy come in and was like oh sweet you got it. I was like alright just this for you. "yea man I don't care this game is going to be
ing awesome yea" I'm like alright calm down this a ing sim game not that great calm down just some dogs it's cool. I think the DS should have a water spout on it so when the dog pisses your shirt gets all wet and stinky.
At my store this guy come in and was like oh sweet you got it. I was like alright just this for you. "yea man I don't care this game is going to be
ing awesome yea" I'm like alright calm down this a ing sim game not that great calm down just some dogs it's cool. I think the DS should have a water spout on it so when the dog pisses your shirt gets all wet and stinky.
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Condoms. At 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]
That's why I always go in the afternoon, and always try to go for a young clerk. I don't need some 70 year old woman giving me a dirty look at 2 a.m.
Edit- The oddest combination of items I have ever bought was:
Electronic Catchphrase (the ultimate drunk party game)
A home pregnancy kit (for a photo shoot I was doing)
A bottle of Jack Daniels (for the photo shoot and then Catchphrase)
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A Hepa Filter for an air purifier
As I was checking out, the lady looked at me like I was insane, so I said, "Oh yeah, I'm going to have a fun night tonight". At that she just shook her had and handed me my receipt.
That's why I always go in the afternoon, and always try to go for a young clerk. I don't need some 70 year old woman giving me a dirty look at 2 a.m.
Edit- The oddest combination of items I have ever bought was:
Electronic Catchphrase (the ultimate drunk party game)
A home pregnancy kit (for a photo shoot I was doing)
A bottle of Jack Daniels (for the photo shoot and then Catchphrase)
and
A Hepa Filter for an air purifier
As I was checking out, the lady looked at me like I was insane, so I said, "Oh yeah, I'm going to have a fun night tonight". At that she just shook her had and handed me my receipt.
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Mine would have to be when one time i was buying some condoms (the magnum kind, not trying to brag or anything but you need this info to make the story funny) i bring it up to the cashier and its this black guy and all he does is start laughing...
I guess maybe ten years ago I was embarassed to buy anything in the porn shop but not so much anymore. After standing on line to buy some ... um, toys... when there was an old couple at the register (mid-60s at least) buying the biggest dildo I've ever seen and behind her (and in front of me) there was a girl who looked no older than 15 buying the exact same thing the embarrassment kind of went away... god bless Amsterdam.
Condoms? Tampons? Birth control pills? Lube? Whatever. That's all old hat now...
Condoms? Tampons? Birth control pills? Lube? Whatever. That's all old hat now...
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Not really embarrassing, but pretty deadly:
Yesterday I was at the mall running some errands, and I decided to get a gift for my mother. She loves his certain body spray from Bath & Body Works. As soon as you walk in the place, it's like your sense of smell is being pummeled to death.
I almost fell to the floor coughing like Mr. Bean in that episode where he passes through the perfume department of the department store. Plus, the spray was way in the back, and there was a line at the registers. It took me a while shake the smell off, so to speak. I just walked around and eventually the smell of the popcorn in the food court killed the funk.
Yesterday I was at the mall running some errands, and I decided to get a gift for my mother. She loves his certain body spray from Bath & Body Works. As soon as you walk in the place, it's like your sense of smell is being pummeled to death.
I almost fell to the floor coughing like Mr. Bean in that episode where he passes through the perfume department of the department store. Plus, the spray was way in the back, and there was a line at the registers. It took me a while shake the smell off, so to speak. I just walked around and eventually the smell of the popcorn in the food court killed the funk.
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[quote name='javeryh']I guess maybe ten years ago I was embarassed to buy anything in the porn shop but not so much anymore. After standing on line to buy some ... um, toys... when there was an old couple at the register (mid-60s at least) buying the biggest dildo I've ever seen and behind her (and in front of me) there was a girl who looked no older than 15 buying the exact same thing the embarrassment kind of went away... god bless Amsterdam.[/QUOTE]
Indeed.
Indeed.
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Indeed. [/QUOTE]
Why is thising pedophile not banned yet??
Seriously, Sub. We get it. YOU LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. I don't know what your problem is. Maybe you weren't able to get any when you were younger and you're trying to relive those days, maybe you have problems getting girls your age and you figure you can troll the local middle school and pick up anyone because you have a car, whatever. Just keep it off the damned board, I think everyone's sick of reading your fantasies involving insanely underage girls.
[/QUOTE]Why is this
ing pedophile not banned yet??Seriously, Sub. We get it. YOU LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. I don't know what your problem is. Maybe you weren't able to get any when you were younger and you're trying to relive those days, maybe you have problems getting girls your age and you figure you can troll the local middle school and pick up anyone because you have a car, whatever. Just keep it off the damned board, I think everyone's sick of reading your fantasies involving insanely underage girls.
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[quote name='Scorch']Why is this ing pedophile not banned yet??
Seriously, Sub. We get it. YOU LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. I don't know what your problem is. Maybe you weren't able to get any when you were younger and you're trying to relive those days, maybe you have problems getting girls your age and you figure you can troll the local middle school and pick up anyone because you have a car, whatever. Just keep it off the damned board, I think everyone's sick of reading your fantasies involving insanely underage girls.[/QUOTE]
He was making fun of himself. In other words, I don't think he quoted and bolded those key words with his penis.
ing pedophile not banned yet??Seriously, Sub. We get it. YOU LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. I don't know what your problem is. Maybe you weren't able to get any when you were younger and you're trying to relive those days, maybe you have problems getting girls your age and you figure you can troll the local middle school and pick up anyone because you have a car, whatever. Just keep it off the damned board, I think everyone's sick of reading your fantasies involving insanely underage girls.[/QUOTE]
He was making fun of himself. In other words, I don't think he quoted and bolded those key words with his penis.
It was embarrasing when I went to buy my girlfriend lingerie for her birthday, because I really got into it, because I knew I would get to see her wearing it. So I shopped with a mans perspective, and was holding the panties up to see if I would bone out when she was wearing them, haha. But that was kinda embarrasing....oh and buying my cousin a Nintendo DS last Christmas.
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[quote name='munch']i really don't see what the big deal about buying tampons is. now, i was at wal-mart the other day, and i saw a guy standing with his grandmother and he was buying summer's eve for her. now, that's awkward; one because it's one thing to buy something like that for someone, another thing buying it for her while she's standing right there; two because you know you're grandma is need of summer's eve so you can deduce that she must have something nasty going on up in there; and three because she might be cleaning it for someone else.
it's kind of like that chappelle's show where his grandma's boyfriend tells him to go to the store to "buy some rubbers," and then his grandma says, "yeah, get the big one's!"[/QUOTE]
Its not really embarrasing but awkward....go and buy some tampons in clergy atire. I'm Lutheran but I get called father alot when in the clergy garb, so imagine the look of confusion on this poor gal's face at target when I buy some tampons for my wife, and have my sons with me.
it's kind of like that chappelle's show where his grandma's boyfriend tells him to go to the store to "buy some rubbers," and then his grandma says, "yeah, get the big one's!"[/QUOTE]
Its not really embarrasing but awkward....go and buy some tampons in clergy atire. I'm Lutheran but I get called father alot when in the clergy garb, so imagine the look of confusion on this poor gal's face at target when I buy some tampons for my wife, and have my sons with me.
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Bought a dildo once for my twolesbian friends....double sided black dildo............Im going to stop taking now.
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[quote name='Grave_Addiction']I don't know why women try to get us men to buy that crap for them all the time. Most embarrassing thing ever to have to carry that around the store. I usually have to hide them in my arms to avoid people seeing me.[/QUOTE]
They probably complain about having to buy the viagra.
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They probably complain about having to buy the viagra.
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[quote name='Scorch']Uhh.. to me, I think he's making reference to the sex in Amsterdam and the age of consent there.[/QUOTE]
Yep... That's pretty obvious, considering those lines had a bold emphasis. However, all obviousness aside, he was making fun of himself -- particularly, when people accuse him of being a pedophile for having an affinity for young actresses who are actually, and clearly, of consensual age... I.E., you.
Yep... That's pretty obvious, considering those lines had a bold emphasis. However, all obviousness aside, he was making fun of himself -- particularly, when people accuse him of being a pedophile for having an affinity for young actresses who are actually, and clearly, of consensual age... I.E., you.
I met some girl at a bar...little did I know she was a hooker! I had to pay her $200, but atleast I got clap! Good deal!
Seriously....Waiting around while my girl picks out thongs at stores like Wet Seal and the like. Its like 2 hours to pick out friggin pairs! Arggg!
Seriously....Waiting around while my girl picks out thongs at stores like Wet Seal and the like. Its like 2 hours to pick out friggin pairs! Arggg!
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probably ky jelly... I don't know, seriously, I'm to the point where I really couldn't care less what anyone thought about me and what I was buying. Back in the day I used to be rather self-conscious of every purchase, and who was seeing at me looking at what, and so forth, but I've realized that I'm just a regular horse making regular purchases.
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']probably ky jelly... I don't know, seriously, I'm to the point where I really couldn't care less what anyone thought about me and what I was buying. Back in the day I used to be rather self-conscious of every purchase, and who was seeing at me looking at what, and so forth, but I've realized that I'm just a regular horse making regular purchases.[/QUOTE]
So ture... except the horse parts.
So ture... except the horse parts.
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I agree you have all come up with some excellent ones, but I have to say....
The damn health clinic..... my ex-wife dragged me there once for a "check-up". Sitting there watching all these women guessing which diseases each one had contracted. I felt sick just looking at these trailer-park trash-heaps. If only I had known that my ex-wife was one too.....
My posse in the Bronx wear da mask!
The damn health clinic..... my ex-wife dragged me there once for a "check-up". Sitting there watching all these women guessing which diseases each one had contracted. I felt sick just looking at these trailer-park trash-heaps. If only I had known that my ex-wife was one too.....
My posse in the Bronx wear da mask!
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