When you hold a door for a girl is it to be NICE or to check out her ASS?

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I'm a nice guy :)D) but I'll be honest - I'm all about the ass. The best is going up the escalator or something and letting a hottie get on right before you do. It's practically a license to stare - you'd be wrong not to. The other day I was at the mall with my wife and I practically jumped over her to get a view of the chick in front of us. I got a nice smirk for that one and then she was like "why don't you talk to her big shot - let's see what you got" and I was like :rofl:
 
I will always hold a door open for anyone. Its a added bonus for me if the girl is hott then ill be checking that shit out lol.
 
Like pimp, I hold the door for anyone (so I voted nice guy), if its a cute girl I'll give her the once over and make some small talk.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']I will always hold a door open for anyone. Its a added bonus for me if the girl is hott then ill be checking that shit out lol.[/QUOTE]
exactly what i do
 
[quote name='zewone']Like pimp, I hold the door for anyone (so I voted nice guy), if its a cute girl I'll give her the once over and make some small talk.[/QUOTE]

Same with me.
 
[quote name='red flare graf']I rarely look. As weird as it is, I'm happy with what I've got and I don't really have the desire to look.[/QUOTE]

Are you dead? Seriously it's OK to look and not touch. You show me the hottest girl in the world and I'll show you the guy who's tired of effing her.:D
 
both! I hold the door to be nice, it's only fair that I get a look in return :D
 
When I worked at grocery store we had this unwritten rule when a hot girl got done checking out wait 3 seconds then turn and admire :) it's pretty funny to see 5+ guys check out an ass at the same time then discuss 30 seconds later
 
I'm an ass man. Always have been. But I'm also a gentleman. I can't say I've abused the privledge of opening a door for a lady. However, now that I am married, hell motherfucking yea!
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']I will always hold a door open for anyone. Its a added bonus for me if the girl is hott then ill be checking that shit out lol.[/QUOTE]

I do the same :cool:
 
[quote name='Odenat']When I worked at grocery store we had this unwritten rule when a hot girl got done checking out wait 3 seconds then turn and admire :) it's pretty funny to see 5+ guys check out an ass at the same time then discuss 30 seconds later[/QUOTE]


Hahaha, so true. At my job we'll give each other the heads-up ... 'Hot chick in audio dept' hahaha.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']I will always hold a door open for anyone. Its a added bonus for me if the girl is hott then ill be checking that shit out lol.[/QUOTE]

Thats basically how I am as well.
 
When I offer to hold the door open for a hot dame, I grab her ass and then explain to her that I meant to grab the door.
 
[quote name='kittie']Losers.[/QUOTE]
Come on. Are you saying that when you see a girl with a nice ass, you don't look at her just a bit longer?
 
[quote name='scdoanintendo']No offense to the OP, but need you need to use the word "bitches". Seems a bit degrading.[/QUOTE]

um, this entire thread is degrading, isn't it? :D
 
Why would I bother staring at something imperfect when I can pull up a mirror and stare at my own for hours on end.

Besides, it just isn't nice or proper. More so if you already have a significant one.
 
No; you can be attracted to somebody physically without comparing them to dogs.

Frankly, I don't know how any woman can take no offense at being called that.
 
[quote name='scdoanintendo']No offense to the OP, but need you need to use the word "bitches". Seems a bit degrading.

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I voted nice guy, but agree with Zewone.[/QUOTE]

i believe the option in which the word "bitches" is used is there for assholes to choose...it's not necessarily his opinion...if an asshole refers to women as bitches, then why should bitches care? (oops, i mean women)
 
Based on the question, it's the matter of intent that seems to be key here...
and by and large, it seems that most people have said that they're doing it first and foremost to be nice.

It seems for most, that the stray glances tend to be incidental to the original act, and thus, not the primary motivator for the act.
 
[quote name='kittie']Losers.[/QUOTE]

that's no way to talk to potential customers :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Based on the question, it's the matter of intent that seems to be key here...
and by and large, it seems that most people have said that they're doing it first and foremost to be nice.

It seems for most, that the stray glances tend to be incidental to the original act, and thus, not the primary motivator for the act.[/QUOTE]

I can live with that but I should have rephrased the question to something like "how many people look at a girl's ass after holding the door for her?" I mean, I hold doors for everyone because I live on planet Earth and that's how it's done but I still voted "assman"

Also, there are lots of people around here with little to no sense of humor...
 
[quote name='javeryh']I can live with that but I should have rephrased the question to something like "how many people look at a girl's ass after holding the door for her?" I mean, I hold doors for everyone because I live on planet Earth and that's how it's done but I still voted "assman"

Also, there are lots of people around here with little to no sense of humor...[/QUOTE]

That probably would have gotten you better answers... as an either/or, you're probably less likely to get as interesting or as truthful answers.

You're right, though... there are lots of people with no sense of humor.
 
If you're going to check out my ass, don't be a little baby, tell me how nice my ass is and the nasty things you'd like to do to it.

Unless you're married/have significant other... then, you're just a dirtbag.
 
Well, you have to be nice to babes, so I open the doors for them. But why not check out their ass. ;) Its only natural.
 
[quote name='kittie']If you're going to check out my ass, don't be a little baby, tell me how nice my ass is and the nasty things you'd like to do to it.

Unless you're married/have significant other... then, you're just a dirtbag.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's just a tad agressive. :lol:

I have a feeling actual practice of that in the field at large, at a place like say, a mall would end up with one getting slapped and then escorted out of the mall by security.

I guess that that would show that if one plays the averages enough, that a longshot may pay off.
 
[quote name='kittie']If you're going to check out my ass, don't be a little baby, tell me how nice my ass is and the nasty things you'd like to do to it.

Unless you're married/have significant other... then, you're just a dirtbag.[/QUOTE]

Most women would slap me silly if I told them I want to play the game of "hide the salami"- you are apparently an exception to the rule.
 
I never thought about checking out the girl's ass when I open the door for her until I read this thread. But I have checked out some girls ass when I'm walking behind a girl up a stair. It's hard not to look in that case.
 
I approve of your poll options, specifically: use of the word bitches.

I dont treat bitches fancy. I hold the door for everyone, not bitches in particular.
 
[quote name='kittie']If you're going to check out my ass, don't be a little baby, tell me how nice my ass is and the nasty things you'd like to do to it.

Unless you're married/have significant other... then, you're just a dirtbag.[/QUOTE]

It's a trap!! :lol:
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I approve of your poll options, specifically: use of the word bitches.

I dont treat bitches fancy. I hold the door for everyone, not bitches in particular.[/QUOTE]

Apparently, Dr Mario Kart prefers the company of men. :lol:
 
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