I'm a nice guy
D) but I'll be honest - I'm all about the ass. The best is going up the escalator or something and letting a hottie get on right before you do. It's practically a license to stare - you'd be wrong not to. The other day I was at the mall with my wife and I practically jumped over her to get a view of the chick in front of us. I got a nice smirk for that one and then she was like "why don't you talk to her big shot - let's see what you got" and I was like 
