I got nailed to a plank of wood and died trying to find one. I then found myself in the afterlife, in Cuba Gooding's magical garden, doing chores on an impossibly small planet with amazing gravitational pull while simultaneously running a newsstand and putting lotion on my skin for a man that wanted to masquerade around in a "me" outfit. Then, I had to fly a plane full of prisoners for ten years until I finally made my way up the manhole in a subway station in New York. Some furry midgets saw me, so I challenged them in Quidditch and won it as a prize.
Or that might've been Dragon Ball Z, What Dreams May Come, Becker, Silence of the Lambs, Con-Air, Christianity, Little Nicky, Harry Potter movies, and Gremlins.
I get them confused, cuz y'know, my life is so similar.