Where to buy new OEM Nintendo Switch Grey Joycons?


Is there anyplace you can still buy new grey Nintendo Switch Joycon controllers, made by Nintendo?

Everything I find is either "refurbished" meaning used and it likely still has the drift issue, hideous mismatched colors, grey but it's third-party junk with a 2.7-star average review score, or $100+ for a single Joycon.

(Yes, I did send in mine for free repair, and Nintendo says they were shipped back, but the tracking number is blank and their customer support is worse than useless.)

Thank you in advance for any assistance.

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