Which Celebrity Would You Kill?

I sorry but I couldnt pick one:

Britney Spears, Hilary Duff and any other teeny bobber popstar

the entire cast of Seinfield except Kramer

and Lil' Jon
 
[quote name='rynomite']Paris Hilton[/QUOTE]

Awww, you beat me to it!

But first things first- you poison her. Then you offer her an anidote in exchange for her entire fortune, and her will stating all inhertiance from Daddy goes to you. Then you give her the anidote, as promised.

After that, shoot her. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='DuelLadyS']Awww, you beat me to it!

But first things first- you poison her. Then you offer her an anidote in exchange for her entire fortune, and her will stating all inhertiance from Daddy goes to you. Then you give her the anidote, as promised.

After that, shoot her. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]You forgot to make pr0n with her before you poison her!
 
Any Music Industry Personnel who had a hand in Bowling For Soups existence.

Also...Bowling For Soup
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']mary j blige
usher
green day

all of them believe they are God's gift to music when in reality they suck amazingly.[/QUOTE]


Can I help with Green Day?
 
Kevin Federline
Mariah Carey
Scott Stapp
Ashlee Simpson
Good Charlotte
Celine Dion
Rush Limbaugh
Russell Crowe
Colin Farrel
Tom Cruise
...this could go on forever...
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Michael Moore suffering a painful death would bring me contentment.[/QUOTE]

Once again I would like to offer my assistance.
 
I could never kill anyone, but that doesn't mean I can't beat the shit out of someone... or hire someone to do my bidding... :twisted:

Lots of people... who comes to mind at the moment?


Rachael Ray (forgot E.V.O.O. ; this bitch is E.V.I.L.)

Juliya (host of "Uranium" on the Fuse channel ; annoying as hell. "That's not metal!" You know what is metal? An aluminum bat to your head!)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Can I help with Green Day?[/QUOTE]

I would love to join this quest to rid the world of the most annoying, stupid, overrated, crybaby band of this era known as Green Day.
 
Why am I limited to celebrities? Can it be politicians? Neighbors? People from highschool? Random dick on the street?

I'd probably wind up killing 40% of the global population.
 
God...the list is too long:
Rosie O'Donnell
Katy Lee Gifford
Tom Cruise
Rob Schneider

I wont kill Paris Hilton though because she gives good head.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I wont kill Paris Hilton though because she gives good head.[/QUOTE]

eh, it looked like she uses to much teeth to me
 
Ben Affleck, then I'd bring him back as a zombie just so i could kill him again.

Anyone responsible in any way for Creed.

Paris Hilton - she is to porn what she is to intelligence.

Rush Limbaugh - I'd just get him back on the hillbilly heroin. He's more fun as an embarrassment than a martyr.
 
[quote name='whiteboy']I cant believe anyone on this site would leave Paris Hilton off their list.[/QUOTE]

How could you not love this:

 
[quote name='onetrackmind']dude thats so wrong! Obviously someone was an Ultimate Warrior fan back in the day :roll:[/QUOTE]

Actually no. I'm just sick of his coming back over and over again then boring us with the same 3 lines over and over and over and... well you get the point, right?

Therefore, I choose to end the misery NOW. :D
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Actually no. I'm just sick of his coming back over and over again then boring us with the same 3 lines over and over and over and... well you get the point, right?

Therefore, I choose to end the misery NOW. :D[/QUOTE]

But killing off Hulk Hogan is so un-american! FACIST! :lol:
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']But killing off Hulk Hogan is so un-american! FACIST! :lol:[/QUOTE]

No, killing Rocky is un-american! Therefore, I will never kill Mr. Stallone. :)
 
The Big W
Jack Thompson
Paris Hilton
That one guy who's the judge in American Idol
Pop Bands
Emo Bands


There's more, but I'm forgetting them right now.

Edit:
Stallone
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Mariah Carey
Dennis Rodman
 
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