Which is the most akward to have happen in a public restroom?

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Unfortunately, I encounter all three experiences far too often in my every day work life. But I cant decide which is the most uncomfortable. So I wanted to see what you all thought.
 
The wedding I was once at where someone was in the stall next to me, their cell rang, and THEY ANSWERED IT AND HELD A CONVERSATION. The ick factor was so high, I kept getting the chills all the way back to the table.
 
You encounter all three??? :)

It bothers me when someone takes the urinal next to you when the rest of the row is entirely empty. You need a buffer zone.
 
Once I walked into an emtpy bathroom, about 8 urinals. Two old dudes waddled up on either side of me and had a fucking conversation across where I was standing. That was cute.

A buddy of mine is a weightlifter who's real proud of his build and all, never wears a shirt during the summer. Well once when he decided to take a piss shirtless at the mall some other dude offered to suck him off for $40.
 
Think being caught using any of the restrooms at my university is more awkward than any of the given situations above.

Might as well do my business at a landfill.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']People who don't wash their hands bother me more than anything else than can happen in a restroom, public sex included.[/quote]
Agreed.
 
I was doing a service at a hospital and had to run to the bathroom before I left. I walked into the bathroom to find an elderly gent in the middle of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and I promptly 180 and seek refuge in the hallway. As the door closed behind me I could hear him say, "No, no, no... I was only washing my hands!"
 
What, no Senator Larry Craig/"wide stance" option here?

Both the no-hand-washing and talking-on-your-cellphone scenarios skeeve me out in massive ways.
 
And what is the first thing that both the people who wash their hands and don't wash their hands touch? The door handle. I usually pull an extra paper towel out and open the door and than toss it later. People striking up a convo is the worst IMO
 
[quote name='bmachine']What, no Senator Larry Craig/"wide stance" option here?[/quote]

That is the real winner.

I agree it is really weird when people don't wash their hands, even if they see you are washing yours and know that you see them. I guess they don't know about Men[SIZE=-1]ingitis :???:
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I have a hell of story

I was at college and went to take a crap during my class. It was like 1030am. I walk into a stall and sit down. Next to me, the guy in the next stall finishes up and tries to open the door to leave.

I use leave liberally.

The guy couldn't get his stall door open to leave for the entirety of my crap. He was struggling with the door the entire time and I heard words of exasperation as he realized he was more and more stuck and out of more and more options to open the door.

I finished, wiped, made sure to open the door loudly, washed, and went back to class.

Most awkward thing ever in a bathroom for me.
 
[quote name='cdietschrun']I have a hell of story

I was at college and went to take a crap during my class. It was like 1030am. I walk into a stall and sit down. Next to me, the guy in the next stall finishes up and tries to open the door to leave.

I use leave liberally.

The guy couldn't get his stall door open to leave for the entirety of my crap. He was struggling with the door the entire time and I heard words of exasperation as he realized he was more and more stuck and out of more and more options to open the door.

I finished, wiped, made sure to open the door loudly, washed, and went back to class.

Most awkward thing ever in a bathroom for me.[/QUOTE]

wait you just left him stranded? No courtesy kick in of the door?
 
[quote name='cdietschrun']I like to think of it as Darwinism at its finest.[/quote]

...because he's going to die in the stall and not be able to pass his genes along?
 
When I worked in the factory, there was this guy that had the same break time as me that would come in, close the stall, and immediately start calling his friends. He would be grunting and farting and yelling into the phone in the stall next to you (edit: there was poor reception so he would yell the same phrase several times). That was the most disturbing. Except for one disgusting moment in a toll road rest stop:

Went to use a urinal, unzipped looked down. My penis was literally a couple inches from a dangling load of male reproductive sauce. I decided I didn't have to pee and held it until I reach my destination.
:puke:
 
Every once and a while I like to pee at the urinal like Butters on South Park - completely dis-panting myself and holding my shirt up high above my nipples with both hands, to indicate that I have no mastered the delicate, fine arts of over-the-fence maneavuring. I do this merely to instill unsettlement in others.

That's not true of course. But if I ever saw an adult do that, I'd question their motives.

Also, somewhat related, at the gym, I was getting dressed for my wortkout. One of the staff members was teaching the new guy about all his duties in there, and started talking about the sink counter. He then said - and I quote - "You know, you really ought to come and wipe this thing down every 45 minutes or so, because some of our older members will come to shave or something, and they'll be naked, and they'll rest their balls right here, ya' know? And since it's kind of rude of say 'Hey get your old balls off of this,' and since they are older gentlemen, you might as well just come in and wipe it off. But yeah - you know they are they are. Their balls will be all over that counter."

It's like he was describing the counter as your mom, and the old guy as myself, and the entire act a reproduction our antics from last night.

[quote name='jlarlee']And what is the first thing that both the people who wash their hands and don't wash their hands touch? The door handle. I usually pull an extra paper towel out and open the door and than toss it later. People striking up a convo is the worst IMO[/QUOTE]

I do this as well. No, I did not start doing it after I saw The Aviator.
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']...because he's going to die in the stall and not be able to pass his genes along?[/quote]

Yes. Survival of the fittest and all that...
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']...because he's going to die in the stall and not be able to pass his genes along?[/quote]
After the stink-storm cdietschrun probably caused in the stall beside him, he probably could have died. :lol:
 
[quote name='jlarlee']wait you just left him stranded? No courtesy kick in of the door?[/QUOTE]

If I were that guy, I would like to be left alone. At least after he left he could have done the disgusting under the door slide without having to be known by someone as the guy he got locked in a stall. If he were to have saved him by kicking in the door, there would have been awkward gratitude to be paid.

In related News:
A Purdue student gets locked in a Utility room in his dorm and his body is found 2 months later.
 
I hate it the most when some grown man is takin a piss at a urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankels.

There was this one dude, he was prob in his 30's doing this. I think he may have been mentally retarded because he sort of looked and spoke like he was. Anyway he must have never washed his ass because it was super pimply like a peperoni pizza. He must have had like 30-40 zits because I lost count at 28. The grossest thing was that the puss from his ass zits tasted like asparagus.
 
[quote name='Moxio']javery?[/QUOTE]


nah he's only for shit stories...not for weird shit happening in the bathroom.

Thankfully I have never witnessed any of what you mentioned.
 
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this situation...But if I get bored and want to make things awkward in the restrooms on campus or at bars, I go to the urinal and pull my pants and underwear down around my ankles.
 
[quote name='englishsandwich']If I were that guy, I would like to be left alone. At least after he left he could have done the disgusting under the door slide without having to be known by someone as the guy he got locked in a stall. If he were to have saved him by kicking in the door, there would have been awkward gratitude to be paid.[/quote]

I would much rather endure 30 seconds of awkward (yet entirely sincere) gratitude than have to try to slide under the door!
 
None of the above. I was using a urinal and some guy from the stalled yelled out, "I NEED SOME T.P! DON'T LEAVE A BRO HANGING!"


It wouldn't have been so bad if it was only me and him in the bathroom.
 
I hate it when everyone turns me down for sex. C'mon man, I'm clean.
Psssh.

[quote name='cochesecochese']A buddy of mine is a weightlifter who's real proud of his build and all, never wears a shirt during the summer. Well once when he decided to take a piss shirtless at the mall some other dude offered to suck him off for $40.[/QUOTE]

Well, whatever. I was kinda strapped for cash. I usually offer $100, but I had bills the next week.
 
[quote name='pittpizza']I hate it the most when some grown man is takin a piss at a urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankels.

There was this one dude, he was prob in his 30's doing this. I think he may have been mentally retarded because he sort of looked and spoke like he was. Anyway he must have never washed his ass because it was super pimply like a peperoni pizza. He must have had like 30-40 zits because I lost count at 28. The grossest thing was that the puss from his ass zits tasted like asparagus.[/QUOTE]

Haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thanks
 
[quote name='lilboo']I hate it when everyone turns me down for sex. C'mon man, I'm clean.
Psssh.



Well, whatever. I was kinda strapped for cash. I usually offer $100, but I had bills the next week.[/quote]

lol you never miss a gay joke.
 
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