Who here has tattoos?

tattoo threads always make me sad

i want 5 or 6 at present time, might be getting one out of the way in the next couple weeks

OP your tattoos are pretty standard kinda stuff, i hope you get a good artist to make them differ from the norm, id have to have a whole sleave of "tribal butterflies"
 
[quote name='The VGM']If I say my balls are on your chin, then they're on your chin.[/QUOTE]

but youre not important or famous so it doesnt really matter what you say.
 
[quote name='2poor']but youre not important or famous so it doesnt really matter what you say.[/QUOTE]

Don't take that tone with me! I GAVE YOU FF7!
 
I am not looking for insight and opinions on my tattoo...as if I was I would have taken the time to take pics of them and ask for insight. I was just telling people mine in case they wanted to know. Anyways...the koi fish in my perspective means courage and that if you fight hard enough you will overcome any obstacle life brings you. Aka...the koi fish swims upstream and jumps through a portal to transform into a dragan in Japenese folk lore. Now for the lotus blossom is almost the same thing as it is a flower that grows in the shittiest conditions and blooms into a magnificient flower. Also shows that my mistakes and pain from life is over...and the sun will shine to make my life better almost. As for my stars...I just think it helps give directions to my dreams and goals in life... But anyways...enough with my tats...why are you so offensive with my ideas and thoughts. What ink do you have done so far and explain yourself...

As for that chris from cali guy...I dont know who that is? Can you enlighten me on who he is so I make sure I dont get the same one...as I wouldnt want to do that as I would like mine to be unique to just me...
 
I want to get a tattoo on my cock of a shark, and an eel coiled around the shark. Then when my dick gets hard I want the shark to stretch out, and the eel to uncoil. That would be sweet. If that wasn't clear I can rewrite the post, but just imagine it. What a shock it would be for the ladies.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']I want to get a tattoo on my cock of a shark that stretches out, and an eel coiled around the shark that uncoils when my dick gets hard. That would be sweet. If that wasn't clear I can rewrite the post, but just imagine it. What a shock it woudl be for the ladies.[/QUOTE]

that would hurt considering you would probably have to get the tattoo with a boner.
 
[quote name='2poor']that would hurt considering you would probably have to get the tattoo with a boner.[/QUOTE]

It would be pretty cool though. I can deal with the pain. Although it would look really gross when I get all old and wrinkly, to the point where I would need Viagra just to make it look normal.

Also, I would like to eye balls tattoo'd onto my balls.

If I couldn't do the shark thing I could do this. An upside down face, with my dick as the nose, eyeballs on the balls, and the mouth upside down right above my shaft. :lol:

I bet somebody has already done that though ...

On the serious side, has anyone here had a tattoo on or around their genitalia?
 
[quote name='opportunity777']It would be pretty cool though. I can deal with the pain. Although it would look really gross when I get all old and wrinkly, to the point where I would need Viagra just to make it look normal.[/QUOTE]

but with all that pain going through your wang, could you keep it hard?
 
[quote name='opportunity777']I would probably pass out :)[/QUOTE]

you could always take a couple viagras before so when you pass out its still hard enough.
 
2poor seems very interested in your penis tattoo. Maybe you two should meet up and you can show it to him :lol:


I've thought of tattoos I'd like to get but I end up realizing I wouldn't want them. I'm really debating on getting one soon though, and what I would get. I got a couple of ideas.
 
[quote name='2poor']you could always take a couple viagras before so when you pass out its still hard enough.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Does Viagra actually work when you aren't conscious? I haven't ever taken any, but it would be kind of funny to fall asleep with a hard on like that.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']:rofl:

Does Viagra actually work when you aren't conscious? I haven't ever taken any, but it would be kind of funny to fall asleep with a hard on like that.[/QUOTE]

i dont think you really need to be awake to get your wang working. all viagra does is pump more blood down there.
 
I have always wanted to get a tat with my kids names but, I just don't want to have their names I want some kind of design. Any ideas?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I love NIN, but I don't think I'd get a tat ...[/QUOTE]

yeah, there's a lot of things that I love but not enough to postrerize myself for...
 
[quote name='The Shiznit']I have always wanted to get a tat with my kids names but, I just don't want to have their names I want some kind of design. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

Children (or family/friend) names are most typically done in semi-religious iconography (even if the people aren't religious). My friend has an angel holding an infant over its shoulder, with the child's name below (it's a style that is very Victorian looking, IMO). With multiple children, that may not work (unless you have the names done into the script).

If you aren't into religous iconography (angels, wings, etc.), then I don't have any ideas at the moment. Perhaps I can further incite the OP by suggesting nautical stars with the names in them, since nautical stars are so fucking meaningful? ;)
 
[quote name='bostonfrontier']I have one on my arm that is a heart with an arrow through it and the word "MOTHER" ........( just like the one Bart got in The Simspons Christmas special season 1)[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't you have stopped at M-O-T-H? :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Children (or family/friend) names are most typically done in semi-religious iconography (even if the people aren't religious). My friend has an angel holding an infant over its shoulder, with the child's name below (it's a style that is very Victorian looking, IMO). With multiple children, that may not work (unless you have the names done into the script).

If you aren't into religous iconography (angels, wings, etc.), then I don't have any ideas at the moment. Perhaps I can further incite the OP by suggesting nautical stars with the names in them, since nautical stars are so fucking meaningful? ;)[/QUOTE]

Thanks. I'll pass on the nautical stars though :lol:
 
I dont know how big you want the piece...but you could have angels holding a tablet or banner with their name on it...each representing the child as a a young baby/toddler....or you could just get their portraits...or maybe just a tattoo of a heart with their names somehow imbedded into it...to represent your true loves of your life....
 
[quote name='2poor']but with all that pain going through your wang, could you keep it hard?[/QUOTE]

Apparently you've never been with a fat chick. :D
 
[quote name='radjago']I saw this on another forum I frequent.

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thats just sad. its the windwaker version too...
 
I've always wanted to get 'John G. raped and murdered my wife' tattooed across my chest such that it is only readable in a mirror.
 
[quote name='Skaterpunk444']...Now for the lotus blossom is almost the same thing as it is a flower that grows in the shittiest conditions and blooms into a magnificient flower. Also shows that my mistakes and pain from life is over...and the sun will shine to make my life better almost.[/QUOTE] Yeah the lotus blossom is pretty sweet, it's also a great metaphor for the chakras (esp the crown chakra). You should take a look at chakras if you're looking for ideas on the blossom's color and number of petals:

http://www.crystallotus.com/chakra/chakras.htm

This sounds pretty sweet if it could be done:
The crown chakra is the seat of highest human perfection, and is often represented as hovering above the ear. It glows in all colors of the rainbow, but the predominant color is violet. The outer blossom of this chakra consists of 960 petals. Inside we find a second blossom with 12 petals, glowing in white light interspersed with gold.
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If I was to get tats, I was thinking it would be cool to get discrete Hermes wings on my ankles.
 
The only tattoo I've ever considered getting is the sun design on Henry Rollin's back.



The only condition would be that I'd have to get a much larger version of it, so that I could meet him and brag that I was far more core than he was, sun tattoo-wise.
 
[quote name='Tromack']I've always wanted to get 'John G. raped and murdered my wife' tattooed across my chest such that it is only readable in a mirror.[/QUOTE]

All you need is a cheap motel pen and an exacto blade...
 
[quote name='Ledhed']The only tattoo I've ever considered getting is the sun design on Henry Rollin's back.



The only condition would be that I'd have to get a much larger version of it, so that I could meet him and brag that I was far more core than he was, sun tattoo-wise.[/QUOTE]

Wait wait wait. If you met him, I mean really got to sit down and chat for a bit, that's what you'd want to go down? You would make a case for your "core" with the man? Though it may be a fairly easy way to obtain an audience ... :whistle2:k :lol:
 
[quote name='2poor']thats just sad. its the windwaker version too...[/QUOTE]

Not my cup of tea by any means, but that's fantastic detail and color.

I'd go to an artist whose portfolio contains work like this (although if an artist merely pointed me to the flash hearts and flaming-8-ball-in-a-skull tattoos on the wall, then I'd just leave instead.
 
[quote name='The Shiznit']I have always wanted to get a tat with my kids names but, I just don't want to have their names I want some kind of design. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]

I've thought about that too... I wanted to find a word or symbol that represented their individuality, I didn't want to just use their names. For now I wear a ring for each.
 
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[quote name='mykevermin']Rich, is that the thing you can ride from Golden Axe?[/QUOTE]

Are you talking about the tattoo or the guy?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Rich, is that the thing you can ride from Golden Axe?[/QUOTE]

Uh..I have no idea...it's the gryphon from Alice in Wonderland with angel wings instead of the regular wings.
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']Just got this done about a week ago:
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That's a new way of cheating on your Chemistry exam.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']They put Zinc in the wrong place.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:


I've always thought it'd be stupid to get someones name tattoo'd on you except for your own. So I got my name in Kanji in one of my tattoos... However... I legally changed my name! #-o
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:


I've always thought it'd be stupid to get someones name tattoo'd on you except for your own. So I got my name in Kanji in one of my tattoos... However... I legally changed my name! #-o[/QUOTE]

I'd think the only thing worse than getting someone else's name tattooed on you (unless it's your kid's of course) would be getting your own name done. How fucking egotistical do you have to be to give yourself a permanent nametag? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd think the only thing worse than getting someone else's name tattooed on you (unless it's your kid's of course) would be getting your own name done. How fucking egotistical do you have to be to give yourself a permanent nametag? :lol:[/QUOTE]
It'll come in handy when the Alzheimer's kicks in. :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']brought in liner notes from an Epifat band as reference, didn't you?[/QUOTE]

I read this and laughed. It's stuff like this that will net Myke the "Most Underrated Poster of 2005 in a Non-Deal Forum Award".
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If I remember correctly, you have a bear claw with "Chris" in katakana, correct?[/QUOTE]

Kurisu
kurisu.bmp
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']It's stuff like this that will net Myke the "Most Underrated Poster of 2005 in a Non-Deal Forum Award".[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but jmcc is a shoe-in this year.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd think the only thing worse than getting someone else's name tattooed on you (unless it's your kid's of course) would be getting your own name done. How fucking egotistical do you have to be to give yourself a permanent nametag? :lol:[/QUOTE]

If I wanted to be egotistical I'd walk around with my fly down. :cool:

I have my name on me incase I get lost. That way someone will know who I belong to. :lol:
 
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