Who is this Journey band singing in my OTT?

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I thought she was fat? How is that your fault? It sounds like everything is working fine.

IF
Bitch = Fat
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THEN
Pecker = Flacid
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[quote name='tiredfornow']I think my girlfriend ruined my confidence last night. I couldn't even get it up right before going to bed. :([/quote]
 
You know it would help if I didn't sit around waiting for one guy to decide he can balance his life and handle having me as a girlfriend again. But I do because of fucking love.
2 months ofthis shit. and this is my first valentines day alone in 6 years. Dammit to hell!
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Which one do you think is the best then manthing?[/quote]

Oh, I thought I put a 'yup' under your quote.

I like the Hunter one the best.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I thought she was fat? How is that your fault? It sounds like everything is working fine.

IF
Bitch = Fat
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THEN
Pecker = Flacid
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You know what I hate about love? How it makes people say some of the corniess shit ever. I was checking (stalking) a friend's facebook. We kind of flirted back and forth before or whatever, and he has a girlfriend now. She writes on his wall "You're my oxygen, without you I can't breath." I wanted to barf.
 
[quote name='lordwow']If you don't like corny shit, you probably should stay out of the OTT[/quote]

Let me rephrase and say corny shit about love. I'm just being a hater right now cause I have a broken heart. :cry:
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']You know what I hate about love? How it makes people say some of the corniess shit ever. I was checking (stalking) a friend's facebook. We kind of flirted back and forth before or whatever, and he has a girlfriend now. She writes on his wall "You're my oxygen, without you I can't breath." I wanted to barf.[/quote]

That's nothing compared to the stupid games that women play on guys...It'd be heaven if you guys were just straight up honest instead of leaving "subtle hints" for us to follow trip on :roll:
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']That's nothing compared to the stupid games that women play on guys...It'd be heaven if you guys were just straight up honest instead of leaving "subtle hints" for us to follow trip on :roll:[/quote]
Truth.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']Zew I gave LP the hook-up for only $90.......
Ask casey how much he paid.[/QUOTE]Holly shit.

Was that just for the basic "fixing"?
 
I've learned to be very blunt. My last boyfriend was dense as hell. I'd go... wow a massage place I wish I could get a massage........ NOTHING.
But then I seem all needy if I tell him what I want when I wanted it. So I give up.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']That's nothing compared to the stupid games that women play on guys...It'd be heaven if you guys were just straight up honest instead of leaving "subtle hints" for us to follow trip on :roll:[/quote]

Yeah, cause guys never play games. My ex pissed me off last night. I've been trying to get back with him for the past 6 months, but we've been strictly friends. We've really gotten close as friends though I want more. Every time I even mention something sexual, he's like "friends don't talk about that stuff with each other" So I pretty much stopped any sexual kind of flirting or what not. I'll be in LA in a few weeks, and I'll be staying a couple of nights with him, so he tells me last night that we can be friends with "benefits". What kind of shit is that?!? I am tempted, but still, it pisses me off! :bomb:
 
I've also learned to stop buying electronics related stuff for the girlfriend. I bought her Fallout 3 and a red controller for x-mas after her saying she wanted 'em and she hasn't even touched the game or controller.

CLOTHES AND BODY SOAPS NEXT YEAR, BITCH! :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Holly shit.

Was that just for the basic "fixing"?[/quote]

The works: Multi disc changer, LED lights, cappuccino maker, custom casing made out of recycled Transformers toys + a few other surprises.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I've also learned to stop buying electronics related stuff for the girlfriend. I bought her Fallout 3 and a red controller for x-mas after her saying she wanted 'em and she hasn't even touched the game or controller.

CLOTHES AND BODY SOAPS NEXT YEAR, BITCH! :whistle2:|[/quote]

You know how to pick out womens' clothing?
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Every time I even mention something sexual, he's like "friends don't talk about that stuff with each other"[/QUOTE]:rofl:[quote name='LinkinPrime']The works: Multi disc changer, LED lights, cappuccino maker, custom casing made out of recycled Transformers toys + a few other surprises.[/QUOTE]Shaddup. :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Yeah, cause guys never play games. My ex pissed me off last night. I've been trying to get back with him for the past 6 months, but we've been strictly friends. We've really gotten close as friends though I want more. Every time I even mention something sexual, he's like "friends don't talk about that stuff with each other" So I pretty much stopped any sexual kind of flirting or what not. I'll be in LA in a few weeks, and I'll be staying a couple of nights with him, so he tells me last night that we can be friends with "benefits". What kind of shit is that?!? I am tempted, but still, it pisses me off! :bomb:[/quote]

How's that playing games :whistle2:s...he's being completely honest with you...doesn't want to be tied down and is willing to have sex with you with no strings attached.
 
Man, I wish I could help my friend in Mexico. I keep having dreams about him being caught and either being murdered or have the rest of his limbs cut off. I think he's moving to somewhere in South America to avoid being killed. :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']How's that playing games :whistle2:s...he's being completely honest with you...doesn't want to be tied down and is willing to have sex with you with no strings attached.[/quote]

Well, not too long ago, he didn't want to talk about anything sexual. Now that I'm going to be staying with him for a couple of days he's starting to bring it up. Which is it?!
 
Now that you're staying with him he knows he has a solid shot at nailing that coot, Nina. No games or confusion there. :]
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Well, not too long ago, he didn't want to talk about anything sexual. Now that I'm going to be staying with him for a couple of days he's starting to bring it up. Which is it?![/quote]

Easy:

Talking about it =/= doing it.
 
Sorry to break it to ya, Nina, but all guys want is a piece of that roast beef sandwich. Love is just an excuse to nail it for a longer period of time.
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Sigh. I don't want someone I'm in love with to think "nailing that coot". :( I'm never going to have sex if this is what guys think.[/quote]

You're asking for trouble.

You love him, and he just thinks of you as a good friend he can have booty calls with.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']Zew I gave LP the hook-up for only $90.......
Ask casey how much he paid.[/QUOTE]

You're dead to me.
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Sigh. I don't want someone I'm in love with to think "nailing that coot". :( I'm never going to have sex if this is what guys think.[/QUOTE]

Yup
 
[quote name='Wolve11']That was just for making his box cool, and a $10 fan[/quote]

You mean you didn't install the mini urinal like you said you would? :whistle2:(
 
Nina, being 700 pounds and all, I think you should just be happy that there is one guy who is willing to have sexual relations with you. :D
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']You're asking for trouble.

You love him, and he just thinks of you as a good friend he can have booty calls with.[/quote]

Yeah, I know. :cry:
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Nina, being 700 pounds and all, I think you should just be happy that there is one guy who is willing to have sexual relations with you. :D[/quote]

:lol:

*high-five*
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Nina, being 700 pounds and all, I think you should just be happy that there is one guy who is willing to have sexual relations with you. :D[/quote]

I'm 600 pounds! Get it right! Plus, lots of guys are lining up to get some of this big lovin'. :booty:
 
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