Who would you cast in your porno masterpiece?

[quote name='dcfox']GameDude, tattoos have been around for hundreds of years. Britney Spears didn't exactly invent it. Some tattoos can have significant meanings behind them and aren't just for looks.

And btw I seriously hope Organicow finds you and knocks your teeth in.[/QUOTE]

And I pray Im there to watch and add assistance if necessary...or just because I wouldnt mind it.
 
Wow, this is a classic Gamedude thread. Seriously, tattoos have been around for a long time, and like dcfox said, they often have deep meanings behind them. You should shut up before you say something else stupid and seal the deal.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Poor guy. So young, so naive. That'll look hawt when you're 70.[/QUOTE]
THAT got a chuckle out of me. I'd bet a testicle that I'm a good bit older than you, and your uber-mature posts in this thread assure me that I ain't losing that nut.

My tats - I've had for years, did not get due to any trend, they were done by great artists, and yes - they will fade as I age. BUT - I dig 'em, my wife digs 'em, and you are still a tool.

I tried to suggest politely (well, sorta) that you chill the fuck out, but you decided to continue to be a dildo instead...oh well...

PS. Suck it.
 
I know I'm a little late to this thread, but gamedude is way off base in regards to that Lina thread. If he learned how to actually comprehend what he was reading he would see that she posed in a few pictues doing some semi nude or nude photos. Thats a hell of a lot different than being a porn star. Nowhere in that thread did she say anything about any sexual acts being performed.

Gamedude, she already changed her avatar because of you. Take a hint from that. You are creeping her out.
 
Exactly.
However, since Lina wasn't going on the offensive on the matter, I let the issue drop when the two threads discussing it died off.
 
With Jose Valentin and Jeff Kent my beloved Los Angeles Dodgers could turn any porn into a masterpiece. Beware the power of the 'stache!
 
Wow... I came in here looking to discuss porn... The kind of porn that involves Liz Phair, Shirley Manson, whips, chains, strap-ons, and other impliments of destruction, but instead, I find a firey wasteland of hate and anger... and I think that might be the perfect setting for my Liz/Shirley porn. :)
 
I would have to say....

Zeithian Legend -

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This hot chick from a Russian brides site:

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And maybe Bill gates dressed up like Scrooge McDuck for good measure.

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