"Who's Dat Ninja?" OTT

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[quote name='JEKKI']aite so i was blasted at like muthafuckin 7:00 last night so i decided to roll the 'cade with quarters in my pocket intendin on spendin only one if u know wat i mean...

naw jekki i dunno wat u mean

u should know wat i mean

naaw jekki y u only nee d 1 quarter. 1 quarter gets u one dude

aaaaw see that where u wrong dog. i only need 1 quarter cuz i aint gonna lose

man jekki u a crazy ass mofo. i knew a lot a crazy ass mofo but u one crazy ass mofo

so i enter the place and yell all hands on deck!!! i'm about to shake things up

scratch ur gonna shake an arcade? u can't shake an arcade man

i can if i damn well please dog.

naw man u cant do that that would take like the infuckincredible hulk or some shit

naw man i aint all literral about this this is a metaphor

aw i see man daz depe. like a fuckin well

this big ass dude who looked like a fuckin big fred from doobie doo just walked the fuck up to me and shoved me and was all im gonna kill you bitch... dont u dare fuckin threaten me and i'm all naw man u aint gonna kill me cuz u already dead... bitch i challenge you to some muhfuggin 3rd strike! and he's all ur on bitch... i'm a regional champ ur toast

damn jekki u got urself into some madazz trouble there

i got shit on lock... and i got the key too lol

jekki ur gonna get urself killed one of deez days

i thrust my quarter into the muhfuggin machine and i'm like bitch! i'll fuck u up! and he's like i aint no bitch... the only bitch here is u and i'm like great comeback... NOT! (like that boris movie lol) and so we fuckin choose our characters and he chooses ryu... wow wat a surprise. i throw him off a bit... literaly.. actually prolly not literally by choosing hugo

jekki nobody chooses that hugo fool! he like fuckin zangief or some shit i dunno

that's where ur wrong dog im gonna rape hiz azz literally... actually prolly not literally

so the first round starts and i'm all like Hugoin down!!! i say that a lot cuz it really funny and he's all

he's all: lol u chose a terrible character
i'm all: i hope ur religious... cuz u beter say ur prayers and then i fuckin slammed him with hugo.
he's all: damn dude this game is fucking retarded and he can't do shit lol
i'm all: good game... come back when ur balls drop and then he tried to punch me but i dodged
he's all: come the fuck back here i'm going to rip you into two
i'm all: naw dog u be trippin lol

jekki u in some deep shit! u might be choosin hugo but now u facin hugo!

i got shit on lock i told u dog not one thing gonna fuckin happen if i don't fuckin wish it to.

hje's all: STOP RUNNING AWAY YOU LITTLE BITCH and then some girls start laughing prolly cause he lost the game of third strike lol
i'm all; catch me if u can u aint shit
he's all; you little fucking nerd if i ever see you again i'm going to rip you in two
i'm all: haha good luck $$$$$$
a random dog's all: :whistle2:s
ii'm all: :whistle2:s
he's all: :whistle2:s
i'm all: :whistle2:s

and it didn't even cost me more than a fuckin quarter. king of the ring after all deez years

damn jekki u the motherfuckin don

hel yeah i am. peace out .[/QUOTE]


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jekki fuckin' rules.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']You win but everyone else loses? :nottalking:[/quote]

Sounds like the definition of winner to me. :lol:

Since Pixie is asleep (and hurt - long story), I'm not getting any tonight. So what do i do, since I have a good buzz going on? I go around and update my console serial numbers in my spreadsheet; I didn't realize I was two years behind.

Don't laugh - I lost the sheet that had my first PS2 SN - would have been mighty helpful when my place was broken into and it was stolen. This was right after I cancelled my home owner's insurance, so I'm not making that same mistake twice.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jekki fuckin' rules.[/quote]

I admit, the spin at the end was pretty amusing.

For some reason, it reminds me of Junior High. It was during summer break and I was at my buddy's house when some kid that lived a few blocks away came down the street. He starts shouting shit at my buddy that he wants to fight him - but does it from about half a block away and across the street while we're chilling in my buddy's backyard. (He lived on the corner.) I admit, I was a bit confused by the whole deal, the kid that was starting shit was about my size (and I was a small, scrawny kid) and my buddy was pretty stocky. To this day, I have no idea what his deal was.

Well, this kid wasn't well liked anyway. I'm not sure how it happened, but within ten minutes, there were suddenly about six other friends of ours who all lived several blocks away in my buddy's yard; these were all people who have been looking for a reason to kick this kid's ass anyway. They weren't going to bumrush him - since he was the one talking shit, they were trying to get him to come to us if he was so tough.

A few minutes later, the kid's mom drives by in her van and tells him to get in, as he does, he looks back at us and yells "Pussies!" and jumps in the van. We got a pretty good laugh out of that; I'm not even sure if there is a word for someone whose mom bails him out of a fight he's trying to start and he still calls the other people pussies...
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Did you beat her for burning your pot pie?[/quote]

No, she had an opinion. I had to teach her not to do that again.

Ironically, her and I had a neat conversation this evening about some feminazis I had been reading about on encyclopediadramatica; it was about how some women use it to cover a hatred of men and...well...it went a lot deeper and even she admitted that most of these chicks were nuts.

The real reason she is hurt (and I am hurting, as well) is much more mundane, but comical. She was sitting on the couch and I crouched in front of her being sweet and silly. She went to stand up, but I had my hands on her sides for balance. She had gotten her foot caught in the foot rest of the recliner part, but since I was holding her to support my now off-balance crouch, her foot twisted badly and she nearly snapped her ankle. I ended up falling backward onto the box where we keep all the remotes and such (that I had placed on the floor minutes before). I landed on the box on my back injury so I was in deep pain.

She fell back on the couch writhing in pain and I was on the floor unable/ afraid to move. Juggers is watching all this and he has no idea what to do. This ersatz mexican stand-off lasted about ten minutes, with both of us calming Juggers down and we tried to assess how hurt we really were without freaking him out. (Which is why I picked up a bottle of wine, "Hillbilly Painkiller" or something similar)...
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']You guys are like a friggin three stooges act.[/quote]

You're telling me.

You should hear the stories I don't tell....
 
fuck, I haven't been up this late in a long while.

It's gonna be hard to fall asleep early tomorrow night, when my normal routine kicks in. =/
 
I'm debating whether or not to hang out with a female friend of mine, tonight.
 
Morning OTT. Coffee w/ peppermint mocha creamer for the win.

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']It's a cautionary tale of a legendary 4th of July and unforgettable purple vomit.[/quote]

:rofl:

Of all my drunken pukes I dont think I have anything to match that.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']I really cant think of a good reason to have banned the mana knight. Thomas isnt nearly as entertaining.[/quote]

his existance was enough.
 
I'm thinking he must've asked to be banned because his last few posts were very innocuous. I had oftened wondered however if he was for real or if he was a joke account. There are not many people who are that nerdy/antisocial but like to talk about it. Plus, with the exception of the stuff in the PS3 forum, all of his threads were blatantly inflammatory .. like "I never kissed a girl" or "Is my religion correct" type of nonsense. But what do I know.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Osu! is the shit. Too bad I suck. It's way different. Have to get used to using the mouse with more precision.[/QUOTE]
So you finally got it to work?
 
For anyone that has Avast .. is there a way to minimize this to the system tray? For some reason I can't find an option for it but it has to be in there somewhere.
 
[quote name='dcfox']So you finally got it to work?[/quote]

Yeah. It's like it didn't register that I had the .NET framework. I opened the application without saving it, which updated all the info, then when I downloaded the app the program was there.
 
Thank fuck I have some days off next week.

I want to play Mass Effect and have some alone time, so I can recharge my batteries.
 
Morning OTT.

Let's just say that a lot of wine + BBQ chips + a day of playing Mario Galaxy = dreams about the movie Rent, but done with Nintendo characters.

I haven't had a dream that odd since the one I had ten years ago that Disney made a Little Mermaid 2 (before they actually did) that was like the movie Striptease where the prince left Ariel and she had to work as a stripper to support her kid. I can close my eyes and still clearly see the scene where Ariel is doing the walk and she rips open her shirt, but itstead of a black bra, she has the clamshells.

I didn't stop drinking because of hangovers, it was because my subconscious should not be allowed free intoxicated reign to connect unrelated properties...
 
I get to see my pal from Tower, DJ Boom, and my acquaintances, DJ Wild in the Streets, and DJ Panda Flower.
Gonna be an underground 60s spectacle!

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I've come to notice that YouTube shitbombs on Sundays.

I spend most of my Sunday shift, at work, watching YouTube videyas... :bomb:
 
Ugh, looks like I'm going to have to figure out how to complete Mile High Club myself then.

Shit's going to drive me insane. It's worse than the War room, in that it's 95% luck. :bomb:
 
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