Why chimps shouldn't ride bikes

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George Bush has collided with a police officer during a bike ride on the grounds of the Scottish hotel hosting the G8 summit.



The US president suffered scrapes on his hands and arms and was treated by a White House doctor, his spokesman said.

The police officer, on security duty, was sent to a local hospital to be treated for a minor ankle injury.

Mr Bush, celebrating his 59th birthday, was said to be going at a "pretty good speed" when he fell from his bike.

It was lightly raining at the time of the accident and Mr Bush slid onto the road, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

Accident prone?

The doctor bandaged the grazes and Mr Bush was taken back to the summit venue in a van.

It did not prevent him attending a dinner with other leaders of the world's most powerful nations, hosted by the Queen.

Mr Bush took up cycling seriously after a knee injury forced him to give up running some years ago.

This is not the president's first accident.

In May 2004, he was badly grazed after falling off his mountain bike during a ride at his Texas ranch and, in June 2003, he fell off his hi-tech Segway scooter.
In January 2002, he grazed his cheek after choking on a pretzel and fainting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm
 
you guys are friggin idiots. I thought this was really going to be about a bike riding chimp. Your post is not even funny. The election was how long ago? Thanks.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']In May 2004, he was badly grazed after falling off his mountain bike during a ride at his Texas ranch and, in June 2003, he fell off his hi-tech Segway scooter.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

And I remember the guy who invented the segway saying you have to actively try to fall off one of those things to do so.
 
[quote name='accameron']you guys are friggin idiots. I thought this was really going to be about a bike riding chimp. Your post is not even funny. The election was how long ago? Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Looks like someone has an attitude problem.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']Looks like someone has an attitude problem.[/QUOTE]
Either that or hes a Republican. Whats wrong with republicans guys?
 
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