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[quote name='Dzamboni']Because of this book.
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212[/quote]
all I can say is WOW
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212[/quote]
all I can say is WOW
Why do you masturbate? nsfw - most likely
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Interesting book.
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"
Immortal fWd
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[quote name='Survivor Charlie']Interesting book.
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"[/QUOTE]
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='D_Icon']Is this true?
No wonder I feel all energized, it's been weeks.[/quote]
yea.. definitely is.. not sure how much energy is lost when doing it..; but you definitely feel stronger and energetic
No wonder I feel all energized, it's been weeks.[/quote]
yea.. definitely is.. not sure how much energy is lost when doing it..; but you definitely feel stronger and energetic
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[quote name='Survivor Charlie']Interesting book.
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"[/QUOTE]
You're a liar. That story is on Snopes.
When I went to high school, we were in sex ed class in the 9th grade. The teacher was explaining what semen is made of. "It's mostly contains glucose, which is sugar of course."
Girl in my class raises her and and I swear to god, she blurts out...
"If it's made of sugar, how come it tastes so salty?"[/QUOTE]
You're a liar. That story is on Snopes.
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Because sometimes a woman is not around.
Everyone knows that your best at getting yourself off.
Everyone knows that your best at getting yourself off.
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because sometimes you get bored reading forums
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Sometimes you wanna out do that monkey in the zoo.
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[quote name='Filler2001']You're a liar. That story is on Snopes.[/QUOTE]
I know, but it sounds better if you tell it in first person.
I know, but it sounds better if you tell it in first person.
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After reading the below I had to see what you were talking about and googled:
fleshlight blue mermaid
I recommend someone else try this and see what the first link is.
[quote name='Synergy']True story -
My roommate sophomore year worked at this sex shop. She was always imploring us to come by and check it out. So finally one day I was bored, so I went with my two best friends at the time - one male, one female. We all agreed to buy something while we were there, for fun.
Anyway, we're looking around at all the kinky contraptions, and generally enjoying ourselves. I was highly amused by the fleshlights, and picked up this absolutely ridiculous one. It was shaped like a giant blue mermaid with big tits, and it was like $90.
My best male friend happens to be the cheapest bastard on the planet, so I called him over and told him to buy it. It was so cheesy yet expensive, it was perfect for him. So he comes over, takes one look at it and says.."No, I already have that."
So I'm calling him a
ing liar and a cheapskate and everything, right? I'm like, you just don't want to have to buy anything, you know you don't have it. So he's like, all right, I'll show you when we get back to the dorms, and we made a little bet on it. We left the sex shop after a little while. Back at the dorm, he leads me into his room and opens his desk drawer. He pulls out this huge white towel (GROSS) and unwraps it - lo and behold, the ing blue mermaid. Exactly the same one from the store, a little worse from use.
Now, I'm sure all these stores (including wherever he got it) use the same companies, but I literally pulled the most gaudy, whorish thing I could find off the shelf and he had it. Needless to say, I lost that bet and had to buy him dinner. I should have known he'd never gamble. Dirty bastard.
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fleshlight blue mermaid
I recommend someone else try this and see what the first link is.
[quote name='Synergy']True story -
My roommate sophomore year worked at this sex shop. She was always imploring us to come by and check it out. So finally one day I was bored, so I went with my two best friends at the time - one male, one female. We all agreed to buy something while we were there, for fun.
Anyway, we're looking around at all the kinky contraptions, and generally enjoying ourselves. I was highly amused by the fleshlights, and picked up this absolutely ridiculous one. It was shaped like a giant blue mermaid with big tits, and it was like $90.
My best male friend happens to be the cheapest bastard on the planet, so I called him over and told him to buy it. It was so cheesy yet expensive, it was perfect for him. So he comes over, takes one look at it and says.."No, I already have that."
So I'm calling him a
ing liar and a cheapskate and everything, right? I'm like, you just don't want to have to buy anything, you know you don't have it. So he's like, all right, I'll show you when we get back to the dorms, and we made a little bet on it. We left the sex shop after a little while. Back at the dorm, he leads me into his room and opens his desk drawer. He pulls out this huge white towel (GROSS) and unwraps it - lo and behold, the ing blue mermaid. Exactly the same one from the store, a little worse from use.Now, I'm sure all these stores (including wherever he got it) use the same companies, but I literally pulled the most gaudy, whorish thing I could find off the shelf and he had it. Needless to say, I lost that bet and had to buy him dinner. I should have known he'd never gamble. Dirty bastard.
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[quote name='biscuit']After reading the below I had to see what you were talking about and googled:
fleshlight blue mermaid
I recommend someone else try this and see what the first link is.[/quote]
First link in google is this thread now
fleshlight blue mermaid
I recommend someone else try this and see what the first link is.[/quote]
First link in google is this thread now
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[quote name='Pookymeister']First link in google is this thread now [/quote]
My first link is a 2003 sex survey from Montreal
[/quote]My first link is a 2003 sex survey from Montreal
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[quote name='Malik112099']My first link is a 2003 sex survey from Montreal[/quote]
That's third for me.
That's third for me.
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[quote name='Pookymeister']First link in google is this thread now [/quote]
Yep that's what I show as well.
[/quote]Yep that's what I show as well.
[quote name='guyver2077']yea.. definitely is.. not sure how much energy is lost when doing it..; but you definitely feel stronger and energetic[/quote]
Wouldn't the whole point of getting "TOTALLYIN' RIPPED DEWWWD" be to get laid? I mean your getting into a non-jizzing, muscle-retarded paradox here. At least by my logic.
Wouldn't the whole point of getting "TOTALLY
IN' RIPPED DEWWWD" be to get laid? I mean your getting into a non-jizzing, muscle-retarded paradox here. At least by my logic.
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[quote name='Chuplayer']No. In fact, I unzip my pants, keep my underwear on, and "play the flute." I don't whip it out and wrap my hand around it. I never liked doing that.
Then I let my underwear soak up the mess. It's actually quite the elegant solution to cleaning up, and the semen doesn't get all over the place.[/quote]
I need to unread that now.
Then I let my underwear soak up the mess. It's actually quite the elegant solution to cleaning up, and the semen doesn't get all over the place.[/quote]
I need to unread that now.
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