Wi-Fi Speed Spray? The crap people put on eBay...

That stuff is amazing it really dose work...


Wow some people are retarded, who the hell try to market that and comes up with the idea? I bet its a bottle of water.
 
How can you argue with the numerical proof the seller provides:
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[quote name='Article']Ted Smith, New York

Todd Smith, Los Angeles

Tina Smith, Chicago

Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

Theresa Smith, Miami

Tim Smith, Seattle
[/quote]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I rate this about as scummy as the Xbox "box" auctions...
[/QUOTE]
Some people just can't appreciate dry humor...
 
[quote name='Mouse']Do you think the people bidding are taking it seriously?[/QUOTE]
I guess not since no one bid on it when it was up for auction.
 
Did you read the testimonials? They have soooo much good feedback that they were able build their page using only testimonials from Smiths! What a product it must be...
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']Some people just can't appreciate dry humor...[/QUOTE]
C'mon Quack, you of all people have been here long enough to know that *I* can appreciate most reasonable attempts at humor...but as an eBay auction this doesn't even register as funny. I mean, is it really worth the listing fees to possibly dupe some sap and deal with possible repercussions...JUST to say, "ZING! Gotcha, you dipstick!" Nah, dry or not, this just doesn't work for me.
 
I love this stuff it works so well. I am going to go buy 9 more bottles right now!!!

Yea now I'm talking like those old women who call in on the HSN.
 
Originally Posted by Article
Ted Smith, New York

Todd Smith, Los Angeles

Tina Smith, Chicago

Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

Theresa Smith, Miami

Tim Smith, Seattle
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the Killer 6!
 
WiFi Speed Spray™ is 100% safe, 100% NATURAL NON-TOXIC substance. and is effective when used as directed. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Wi-Fi Speed Spray is the ultimate gift for the geek who has EVERYTHING. Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient. Bottle and label design subject to change due to availability. Batteries not in cluded, (none required).
 
Yeah that's the best part "Wi-Fi Speed Spray is the ultimate gift for the geek who has EVERYTHING. Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient."
 
[quote name='psiufoxx2']And did you guys notice the last few words of text on the page?


©Copyright 2003
NoMojo Marketing Corporation
"Using free trade zones since 1998."
Web Site Design by Myrtle McNeedle​
OK. The joke's over.
Nothing left to see here.

The J-Walk Blog
More Humor
​
[/QUOTE]
Yep. That's on the website, not on the auction though. We'll never know the auction poster's intentions though. I think it's dumb, but by removing the disclaimer...I dunno, it just feels scuzzy.

Who knows...maybe he was just trying to get on Leno's "Stuff We Found On eBay!" or http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/

Maybe we should turn this into our own version of that and seek out other stupid auctions.
 
My favorite part:

Our Customers Love It!
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"Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

Babelfished: "This is very bad. It does not work. They deceive to me!"
 
[quote name='Derwood43']WiFi Speed Spray™ is 100% safe, 100% NATURAL NON-TOXIC substance. and is effective when used as directed. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Wi-Fi Speed Spray is the ultimate gift for the geek who has EVERYTHING. Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient. Bottle and label design subject to change due to availability. Batteries not in cluded, (none required).[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
Why all that trouble he is most likely going to recive bad feed back to a not so ban feed back rating. And did you guys happen to read the questions frojm the buyers.

Q: hehe... good one, man. If I bid on it, I won't really have to pay, will I? I'm gonna try to bring the amount up to like $200.00
Aug-10-05
A: Sir, this is an actual product, and all bids are legally binding. I have to pay EBAY final value fees, etc. If you bid and don't pay, that costs me money...more
 
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