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I found this article interesting.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/wii.re-just-friends/soldier-uses-wii-to-catch-wife-doing-up-down-left-right-a+b+a+b-with-another-man-325071.php

Tony, a soldier returning from Iraq after a year of active duty, found out that his wife couldn't wait for some lovin' while he was gone by checking his Wii. When he confronted her with his friends' accusations, she claimed that she only kissed another man once. However, after checking his Mii channel for war buddies he discovered a Mii he didn't create.

When he went through the calendar, he found that his wife and the man had spent several nights together playing Wii bowling. Tony has since separated and filed for divorce.

You gotta feel for the poor guy. He spends all this time serving our country only to come home and see a cartoon character who looks "strikingly similar to [his] wife's [alleged lover]". I can only guess what the original phrase was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "Mario Party expert."
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Seriously, though, I mean, I always thought that it seemed ridiculous when people freaked out like "OH MY GOD WHO'S NUMBER IS THIS IN YOUR RECENT CALLS LIST?!?!," and now, it's gotten worst, and actually gotten to the level of inanity required for "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS STRANGE AND HANDSOME/BABELICIOUS MII, OH GOD YOU MUST BE CHEATING ON ME."
 
Yeah, but who gets the Wii?

(Waits to be quoted and responded to with "The bitch wife, of course, jolly. After all, she's the type of person who made it a success, right??")
 
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[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Seriously, though, I mean, I always thought that it seemed ridiculous when people freaked out like "OH MY GOD WHO'S NUMBER IS THIS IN YOUR RECENT CALLS LIST?!?!," and now, it's gotten worst, and actually gotten to the level of inanity required for "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS STRANGE AND HANDSOME/BABELICIOUS MII, OH GOD YOU MUST BE CHEATING ON ME."[/QUOTE]

Well, in this case people told him his wife was messing around on him while he was gone, she said she made out with this guy once and never saw him again, and then he found his Mii on the console, and was able to check the logs and see that his wife had played against this mii various times for months, thus showing that she lied about not seeing him longer.

Also found e-mails professing love for each other etc. etc.

So it's not like the Mii was THE giveaway here.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Well, in this case people told him his wife was messing around on him while he was gone, she said she made out with this guy once and never saw him again, and then he found his Mii on the console, and was able to check the logs and see that his wife had played against this mii various times for months, thus showing that she lied about not seeing him longer.

Also found e-mails professing love for each other etc. etc.

So it's not like the Mii was THE giveaway here.[/QUOTE]
Half of what you wrote wasn't even in the article. It doesn't say she never saw him again just that they only made out once. It never said he found e-mails either.
 
I read that in a different article linked on another site. Let me see if I can track the link down.

Found it on gonintendo.com. Here's his full letter, with the part about e-mails and her saying she had not contact with him after the kiss bolded.

In April of 2006, I was ordered to active duty Army to serve in Iraq for a year. I had gotten married to the woman I had been with for almost 7 years and we promised to stay true to our vows all through my tour. In October she apparently cheated on me with a PBA bowler named *name deleted*. This affair had continued on while I was in Iraq and became more than just a ‘fling’.

In November 2006, while braving the harsh *name deleted* winter, I stood in line for a Nintendo Wii outside a Target on launch day. I emailed him to get it for me because I knew I would not easily find one when I came home on my two week leave in December. He succeeds, being 2nd in line for a brand new Nintendo Wii. Soon after that I am able to play my Nintendo Wii in Iraq and all is well in the world, or so I thought. As the months go by, my time at war is counting down and I start mailing some of my personal items home. In a lockable trunk, I pack up all my stuff that I want home safe and unbroken. I mail my DS, DVD’s and my Nintendo Wii back to my wife for safe keeping.

I arrive home in *name deleted* July 17th and reunite with my wife. Shortly, as I try to reintegrate into my normal life, friends and family tell me of the indiscretions that occurred while I was away at war. I didn’t want to believe them. I ask my wife about the countless accusations and questionable events that happened while I was gone and she denies all of them. I move back home, collect up some of my belongings that she would let me take and I try to sort out all the bull that was left for me to figure out.

So now it’s November 2007. All the lies, and untruths have taken it’s toll. I filed for divorce. To this day all she admits is that she made out with this guy in October. I eventually find emails from him to her declaring their love together and how they will get rid of me so that they can spend the rest of their lives together. Aside from being immensely heartbroken, I am still hurt and confused. All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports.

I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii Channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created. It’s a guy strikingly similar to PBA Bowler *name deleted*. To be sure of this, I went into the Wil Message Board and click on the Calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife’s Mii and this ‘other’ Mii Character played Wii Bowling. It became clearly obvious that she couldn’t explain her way out of this. Especially since she claims that she never had contact with him after her alleged ‘kiss’ in October 2006.
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soooo, the letters wernt enough? but the wii bowling did it?

dude, if i find letters saying how they will "do away with me", that bitch is gooooone.
 
this just makes me think of the song

"....got 99 problems but a b*tch ain' 1"

Anyways, good that the guy found out, I would hate to be married to someone who lies to me. The best solutions may be ugly.

Forget Cheaters, I just need to use my Wii!
 
How does playing games translate to cheating? Couldn't they just have been enjoying each other's company? It seems as if the hours spent together were on the wii rather than in the bed. That's just my humble opinion.
 
[quote name='clt96881']How does playing games translate to cheating? Couldn't they just have been enjoying each other's company? It seems as if the hours spent together were on the wii rather than in the bed. That's just my humble opinion.[/QUOTE]

Not when coupled with e-mails professing their love for each other and how they were going to get rid of him.....

The Wii log is just one small piece of the puzzle that caught her in the lie of saying she'd had no contact with him since the kiss the prior October.
 
[quote name='clt96881']How does playing games translate to cheating? Couldn't they just have been enjoying each other's company? It seems as if the hours spent together were on the wii rather than in the bed. That's just my humble opinion.[/QUOTE]

You must not have read the part where his wife claims that she hadn't seen the guy since 10/06, and the Wii log proved that she was lying.

It doesn't prove that she was cheating, but it does prove that she was lying about seeing a man who she'd already admitted to fooling around with.
 
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