Wii Safety Manual (Plus captioned pictures)

[Kuros]

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

The Wiimote isn't made for usage in a karate match. Don't do it.

The Wiimote/Nunchuck isn't the new style you Emo.

Please use water when watering your Wii, not piss.

Beware those easily attached to things, you will fall in love with the Wii.

Single White Wii looking for beautiful woman, non-smoker is a must.

The Wii is a warm blooded animal, it doesn't need a blanket.

Putting a Four Leaf Clover in the Wii won't help you play better. Admit that you suck and move on.

The Wii isn't a babysitter, it isn't responsible for retarded children.

What did I just say about retarded children?

The Wii doesn't like looking cool by leaning on something. It just isn't his style.

 

[Scobie]

Yar... been using one as my profile pic, me hearty.

 

[pimpinc333]

Only the 4 leaf clover one was funny.

 

[megashock5]

someone over at GAF captioned the clover one "do not feed the Pikmin"

 

[UncleBob]

What the heck is going on here? "Do not sell Wii at Yard Sale next to bags of towels"?

 

[Apossum]

The Wii is a warm blooded animal, it doesn't need a blanket.

damn, and all these years I've been spending money on blankets...

 

[Kuros]

[quote name='Apossum']damn, and all these years I've been spending money on blankets... [/QUOTE]

:O

You must be a Iguana in disguise.

 

[Apossum]

[quote name='Kuros']:O

You must be a Iguana in disguise.[/QUOTE]

shhh...keep it under your hat

 

[Scobie]

...and then the spoofs came to town!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/iconfactory/sets/72157594406897342/detail

And here they are for the clicking impaired:

 

[Tybee]

LMAO

So wonderful, in a Sjöbergian sort of way.

 

[guessed]

[quote name='Kuros']http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

What did I just say about retarded children?
[/quote]

This one is practically begging for a lawsuit. It implies that the cord and the "sensor" bar are edible, by only pointing out that one shouldn't eat the twist-tie (arguably the easiest to digest).

 

[Apossum]

[quote name='Scobie']...and then the spoofs came to town!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/iconfactory/sets/72157594406897342/detail

And here they are for the clicking impaired:

[/QUOTE]


My favorite!

 

[Puffa469]

Another take on the manual, with different captions, can be found here:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/the-japanese-wii-safety-manual-is-crazy-219119.php

 

[D4rkewolfe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_E79glEnj0

Now have someone else with a British accent tell you about it. Since I don't know how to do the little media thing....sorry so I just put the link.