Will 30 minutes of charging give me 30 minutes of playing?

Got a plug near the shitter?

I'd think with batteries now 30 mins of charging will actually get you more than 30 mins of playtime, if it's a quick charge to 80% kind of deal.
 
No plugs in the work shitter. It's a v1.5 PSP so it is a few years old. I don't think I can wait any longer. 40 minutes should be enough... I hope.
 
[quote name='tankass']Ummmm, am I the only one wondering why you'll be in the shitter for 30+ min?[/QUOTE]

2nd...

then again it is javery...
 
My shits are usually in the 15-20 min range. No reason not to enjoy the time. Especially if you're at work.
 
[quote name='SpazX']My shits are usually in the 15-20 min range. No reason not to enjoy the time. Especially if you're at work.[/QUOTE]

I've shouted to MOC, "Hey, honey, in 3... 2... 1."
 
Success!

Taking a shit is the best part of my work day so I might as well enjoy it. I used to go for 15-20 minutes but I've been stretching it lately. I'm addicted to Hot Shots Tennis!
 
I'm glad I'm not the only one that likes to relax on the can. I've been playing some MLB 09 while I take care of business, and I can usually get through a game or two on my RTTS pitcher.
 
[quote name='2DMention']What are you people, 80 years old? It takes me 5 minutes tops.

Drink more water.[/QUOTE]

Dude we're not literally shitting for 15-20 minutes. You get your business done then relax.
 
[quote name='SpazX']Dude we're not literally shitting for 15-20 minutes. You get your business done then relax.[/QUOTE]

How can you relax with the smell hanging about? Get in and get out, especially if it's a public restroom. At home I can kinda see spending more time, but then again, if you're at home go relax on the couch!
 
[quote name='javeryh']I need to take a dump but my PSP has only been charging for 30 minutes. Will I be OK?[/QUOTE]

Im curious as to why you have to shit so badly you cant wait for your psp to charge more, but yet you can wait to post a thread on here and wait for a reply before unloading said shit.
 
[quote name='keithp']How can you relax with the smell hanging about? Get in and get out, especially if it's a public restroom. At home I can kinda see spending more time, but then again, if you're at home go relax on the couch![/QUOTE]

Sitting on the John too long can also lead to hemorrhoids. I try to get in, get out and get back to what I was doing.

I could see the use for it for people with kids etc. though. I live by myself so I can relax anywhere in the apartment.
 
[quote name='gargus']Im curious as to why you have to shit so badly you cant wait for your psp to charge more, but yet you can wait to post a thread on here and wait for a reply before unloading said shit.[/QUOTE]

One of the mysteries of the universe.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Sitting on the John too long can also lead to hemorrhoids. I try to get in, get out and get back to what I was doing.

I could see the use for it for people with kids etc. though. I live by myself so I can relax anywhere in the apartment.[/QUOTE]

Sitting on the toilet for hours on end several times a day everyday can lead to them after a month maybe, but just sitting on the crapper for 25 minutes when you take a shit wont cause them. Its the pressure and straining that causes them from having constipation or trying to rush through a crap. Taking a shit to quickly can damage the inner lining of your sphincter or even cause micro tears in the bowel wall. Taking your time, letting it happen is what you should be doing.

Trust me. I had a patient with a ruptured bowel wall from trying to shit to fast in nursing school. Its not something you want to see let alone have happen.
 
Jesus.

I'm just happy when I can take a shit without having to swat mosquitoes and horse flies off my testicles.

EDIT: Not having to wipe my ass with fireweed is always a plus.
 
[quote name='gargus']Taking a shit to quickly can damage the inner lining of your sphincter or even cause micro tears in the bowel wall.[/QUOTE]
That sounds unbearably painful. Actually sounds like an incident Kevin Smith described in his Threevening with Kevin Smith. I think it was the 3rd one anyway. Never want that to happen to me man.
 
I'm a big fan of the iPoop. My phone can turn a 10 minute shit into an "omfg how long have i been sitting here my legs are dead and i cant stand up hope no one walks in here and see's me walking out of the shitter funny cause my feet are prickly" shit.
 
My PSP always turns my 5 minute bathroom trips into 30+ minute gaming sessions. Heaven forbid I have to walk anywhere within five minutes tho, legs are always dead after.
 
is it weird then if i only take 3 mins tops on my shits? i really hate knowing there is poop right under me. I especially hate it when I drop a bomb and the water splashes back on my ass. thats just absolutely disgusting to me.
 
What.. you people freaked out about your own poop don't do a flush after the initial bombing anyway? I always get my shock and awe done in about a minute, flush, then give the stragglers a few extra. 5 minutes tops to poop, 25+ to finish a level or two in whatever game I'm playing. :D
 
[quote name='QiG']What.. you people freaked out about your own poop don't do a flush after the initial bombing anyway? I always get my shock and awe done in about a minute, flush, then give the stragglers a few extra. 5 minutes tops to poop, 25+ to finish a level or two in whatever game I'm playing. :D[/QUOTE]

Same. Flush that shit right after it comes out then enjoy some quality gaming.
 
[quote name='crunchb3rry']Anybody ever shit so bad you had to grab a clean washrag to use as a makeshift gas mask?[/QUOTE]

The stench I can stand. It's when I eat something like shellfish and the next morning my toilet looks like a dalmatian after I'm done that's irritating, I hate toilet brushes.
 
[quote name='Moses144']I saw somewhere that all the germs/bacteria come up like a mushroom cloud when you flush the toilet. By flushing while still sitting there, you guys might be bombarding your ass with shit germs.

Eh, just did a google search.

http://www.housekeepingchannel.com/a_282-Bathroom_Germs_and_What_to_Do_About_Them[/QUOTE]

I thought about it and I think I'd rather bombard my ass with poop bacteria instead of inhaling the little poop particles that linger in the air that you smell if you let it linger. I guess you lose either way but I'm not about to give up my gaming breaks.
 
[quote name='Access_Denied']I think that some people in this thread don't understand that it's one of the greatest feelings on earth to be paid to take a dump.[/QUOTE]

Very true. But now I'm a salaried, rather than hourly, employee so I'm just wasting my own time. :D
 
Thats why when I flush the toilet, I'm at the ready position when my hand is on the handle and right when I flush, I run like a madman.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Very true. But now I'm a salaried, rather than hourly, employee so I'm just wasting my own time. :D[/QUOTE]
And I'm a piece-rate worker, so taking a shit actually costs me money.
 
[quote name='punklivz']I wish I didn't have to do it... I hate it, it's such a HUGE waste of time....[/QUOTE]

Have you not been paying attention? You don't have a handheld system or anything worthwhile to read in the mean time?

Maybe too many people on this site grew up alone or live alone now, but taking a dump (or shower for that matter) has always been the only place I could find sanctuary when I lived at home or with a girlfriend... my fortress of solitude (solipoohed) you could say?
 
Yeah, that's probably it QiG.

Other than 3 years or so of living with a girlfriend during college, and the dorms freshman year, I've always lived alone or had my own room if not my own place.

No need to go to the shitter for solitude when you can just chill in your bedroom if you have family/roommates or anywhere in the house if you live alone.

But different for married/co-habitating folk for sure. I definitely took longer dumps when living with the girlfriend.
 
[quote name='gargus']Sitting on the toilet for hours on end several times a day everyday can lead to them after a month maybe, but just sitting on the crapper for 25 minutes when you take a shit wont cause them. Its the pressure and straining that causes them from having constipation or trying to rush through a crap. Taking a shit to quickly can damage the inner lining of your sphincter or even cause micro tears in the bowel wall. Taking your time, letting it happen is what you should be doing.

Trust me. I had a patient with a ruptured bowel wall from trying to shit to fast in nursing school. Its not something you want to see let alone have happen.[/QUOTE]

Jeezus, I think I'll be spending some extra "quality" time from now on....
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']But different for married/co-habitating folk for sure. I definitely took longer dumps when living with the girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
When I was living with the now ex-girlfriend, if I needed some time for myself I would just leave and go for a drive and "accidentally" leave my phone at home. No need for extra long dumps.
 
I look forward to my 30+ minute psp or ipod touch shit-breaks at work. It's the only way to get some quality gaming done.
 
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