Nobody will ever read this. It's really sad, then, that I feel compelled to write more than the ancillary amount of text needed to submit a comment. Is "ancillary" the right word? Who knows; nobody's reading this anyway!
I bought a KISS car seat cover at Big Lots last night for $10. It has the Love Gun cover art on it, and the band's logo is embroidered on it. It is the second coolest thing ever. The first would be winning this contest.