I apologize to the winners. I've been distracted with all sorts of things, and have finally started contacting down the chain of winners.
Thanks everyone for your continued support. Sadly, it seems no matter how much support we're getting on this, we are severely outnumbered. At this point, I'm not expecting any miracles, but continued voting is still very welcome.
I should make a Pedo Bear account and see how fast it shoots to #1 (if anyone remembers the Miley Cyrus Biggest Fan contest.)
Thanks again everyone!