Worst movie ever...

Kayden

Kayden

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The great thing about digital cable is on demand movies!
HOWEVER.... one of the worst things about digital cable is... on demand movies... Case in point... House of the Dead.

I shit you not, I have seen pornos with more meaningful stories, tasteful direction and camera work.

Large breasted girl -monotone- oh no.... she shot our friend....
Large breasted woman with gun -even more droll- not anymore she is not...
Small breasted girl with great ass- overly happy- whats going on? Why?
8 second silence....
LBWw/G- Everyone... calm down...

These people show the emotion of a Brit in a coma.
Firstly, I'd like to ask: WHAT THE HELL WAS ULE BOLL THINKING!?
Secondly... How the hell did this idiot not get removed from Hollywood via a cannon?

The cuts to the saturn version of the game also make my eyes want to bleed...
 
Oh yeah HOTD is just finishing up right now on Showtime. Ok now whats the worst movie ive ever seen? Im not sure theres a bunch of terrible movies but no way i can choose one as the worst. But i can say personally i liked Battlefield Earth.
 
I gotta agree with House of The Dead. Altho I wish the OP had supplied pics of the large breasted chick he was talking about. Anaconda's 2 was also pretty disappointing.
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']Oh yeah HOTD is just finishing up right now on Showtime. Ok now whats the worst movie ive ever seen? Im not sure theres a bunch of terrible movies but no way i can choose one as the worst. But i can say personally i liked Battlefield Earth.[/quote]
Hehehe... I thought it was pretty good too... Nothing like John Travolta as an 8 foot chubby alien.
 
[quote name='flizmo007']I absolutely hated Napolean Dynamite.... What a piece of crap that movie was..[/quote]

Well I'm sorry you have no love for state of Idaho, can they help it if all they have is potatoes and skin heads? This is the best the state has to offer.
 
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence was quite possibly the most pretentious pile of feces I've ever seen in my life. While not the worst movie ever, it certainly made me the most upset after walking out of the theater. How do film directors convince studios to fork over money to make crap like this?!
 
Don't knock on Tara Ried's unbelievable, Oscar award winning performace on Alone in the Dark. That, was acting at it's finest....if your a 2nd grader.
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence was quite possibly the most pretentious pile of feces I've ever seen in my life. While not the worst movie ever, it certainly made me the most upset after walking out of the theater. How do film directors convince studios to fork over money to make crap like this?![/quote]

Because the majority of his work has been a success critically and financially and and the first film was pretty much an International hit...
 
wow, what a coincidence. I just finished watching House of the Dead on showtime. So, so very bad. But the worst was Jeppers Creepers. I spent the whole movie thinking, 'I know this all can't be about the monster taking the kid's eyes!'. Should have just changed the title to 'Monster takes kid's eyes' and I could have saved 8 bucks.
 
[quote name='Duo_Maxwell'][quote name='Kirin Lemon']Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence was quite possibly the most pretentious pile of feces I've ever seen in my life. While not the worst movie ever, it certainly made me the most upset after walking out of the theater. How do film directors convince studios to fork over money to make crap like this?![/quote]

Because the majority of his work has been a success critically and financially and and the first film was pretty much an International hit...[/quote]

Yep, amazing graphics but the story was slightly lacking, infact I can't even remember the story anymore, but wow was it amazing to watch.
 
[quote name='atreyue']wow, what a coincidence. I just finished watching House of the Dead on showtime. So, so very bad. But the worst was Jeppers Creepers. I spent the whole movie thinking, 'I know this all can't be about the monster taking the kid's eyes!'. Should have just changed the title to 'Monster takes kid's eyes' and I could have saved 8 bucks.[/quote]

I don't understand what you have against jeepers creepers, I personally really enjoyed up until they started showing the monster. It is good to see a scary movie that doesn't rely on obvious computer effects.

I have a few options for worst movie. Pearl Harbor has surely got to rank close to the top of the stinking pile. Signs was also horrible. M. Knight is just horendous in general though.
 
I'd have to say Street Fighter for me, I tend to avoid many movies when they get lots of attention for being really bad. I saw this on USA one day and just wished I hadn't, just awful.
 
I'd like to go with the movie that duped an entire nation and say Titanic, but I suppose it's not really fair, since I dodged that bullet, and never saw it.

That being the case, I'm nominating "The Last Broadcast". Billed as the forerunner of Blair Witch, this festering pile of crap proceeded to bore my friends and I half to sleep, and then it sprung it's twist ending, eliciting an almost unanimous "WHAT???" Bullshit!" from all of us. Stupid piece of shit movie...
 
Yeah i agree with Ghost in the Shell...I was expecting to see more of the chief but all we got is her partner who i cant even remeber his name because i too can not remeber the story. Great Visuals tho...

I thought cabin fever was garbage and same goes for Alexander...Billed to be an epic like Troy it was no where near it.
 
[quote name='integralsmatic']Yeah i agree with Ghost in the Shell...I was expecting to see more of the chief but all we got is her partner who i cant even remeber his name because i too can not remeber the story. Great Visuals tho...

I thought cabin fever was garbage and same goes for Alexander...Billed to be an epic like Troy it was no where near it.[/quote]

Yeah Alexander I totally forgot about that one, I was drunk and I still couldn't sit through the whole thing. I left about an hour early having seen 1 decent battle sequence and a couple of guys start to make out. I found it annoying that they jumped suddenly from Alexander the general to Alexander the king but then spent hours of him trecking to India on what seemed to be minor and unimportant details.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']
Yeah Alexander I totally forgot about that one, I was drunk and I still couldn't sit through the whole thing.[/quote]


Is it just me... or are you always drunk? :p :beer:
 
Envy is the worst movie ever made. Anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Jack Black + Ben Stiller + Christopher Walken = well...you think parts of it might be funny with that cast. But no, absolute garbage. Not one part was remotely interesting or funny. Wasted $5.75 to see it. I still want my money back.
 
Kung Pow - Enter the Fist.

How could anyone find this even remotely funny? I couldn't even finish watching it...and I can count movies like that on 1 hand....
 
I can agree with a previous poster and say Napoleum Dynamite. I made it through the whole movie keeping hope alive that something was coming that was gonna be good. Alas, nothing.
 
House of the Dead = trash
GITS2 Innocence = Good graphics, weak story
Napoleon Dynamite = Great Stupid Movie
WORST MOVIE EVER = 28 Days Later
 
[quote name='daikaiju']Kung Pow - Enter the Fist.

How could anyone find this even remotely funny? I couldn't even finish watching it...and I can count movies like that on 1 hand....[/quote]

Kung Pow Was Great! WEEEEEEOOOOHH!
 
Had to sit with our kids through that stupid movie I call "Princess Diarrhea" (Princess Dairies). Gosh what an awful movie.
 
[quote name='dedgeu2']Had to sit with our kids through that stupid movie I call "Princess Diarrhea" (Princess Dairies). Gosh what an awful movie.[/quote]

Ouch :cry:
 
Seems like a lot of you have never watched B-movies if you're nominating all these major-studio films as the worst you've watched. (Unless I'm mistaken and the real angle here is your biggest disappointment ever.)

I'm no B-movie expert, but I'm a huge fan of the "so bad it's good" type of movie (e.g. Street Fighter, Breakin', Riki-Oh, Death Wish 3). Because of that I search out some bad films on purpose. But there are some that are so bad they can't even produce an unintentional laugh; they make me feel sick.

I think the worst all-time example for me personally is Dragonball: The Magic Begins, a live-action Hong Kong film which barely has anything to do with the original manga/animation. My brother proclaims the two Lephrechaun in the Hood movies as his all-time worst.
 
[quote name='rapsodist']

I'm no B-movie expert, but I'm a huge fan of the "so bad it's good" type of movie (e.g. Street Fighter, Breakin', Riki-Oh, Death Wish 3).
[/quote]

Come on man, Breakin' might have sucked, but you know you have a special place in your heart for Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
http://www.mgm.com/title_title.do?title_star=BREAKIN2.

Quite possibly the worst movie ever...
 
Pretty much any movie on the sci-fi channel

My vote goes to Grim. Don't remember much about it, but I'm positive you could see the zipper on the monster's costume. :lol:

Napoleon Dynamite is an acquired taste... I thought it kicked ass! :cool:
 
The Village is totally different from what they advertised it as. I see the commercials for the DVD now after seeing the movie, and I'm like why are they advertising it like that. The story is completely different than what you think it will be.
 
[quote name='Legolas813']The Village is totally different from what they advertised it as. I see the commercials for the DVD now after seeing the movie, and I'm like why are they advertising it like that. The story is completely different than what you think it will be.[/quote]

I'd say about 60% or more of trailers do that. Rushmore wa a huge letdown for me because it was so different than the trailers made it out to be.
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='zionoverfire']
Yeah Alexander I totally forgot about that one, I was drunk and I still couldn't sit through the whole thing.[/quote]


Is it just me... or are you always drunk? :p :beer:[/quote]

No, infact I've been sober for a whole day now. :wink:

But no it was the night before my cousins wedding so I got trashed and decided to see a movie that looked promising, boy was I wrong that day.
 
I would have to say that Message in a Bottle is the worst movie ever.

Please don't waste your time even thinking about watching this movie.
 
Torque. Not only did it suck, it had every single cliche know to the world in 81 minutes. That and the Village, my god did the movie village suck.
 
[quote name='mtxbass1'][quote name='rapsodist']

I'm no B-movie expert, but I'm a huge fan of the "so bad it's good" type of movie (e.g. Street Fighter, Breakin', Riki-Oh, Death Wish 3).
[/quote]

Come on man, Breakin' might have sucked, but you know you have a special place in your heart for Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
http://www.mgm.com/title_title.do?title_star=BREAKIN2.

Quite possibly the worst movie ever...[/quote]

Oh, you know that when I mention Breakin' I mean the series! :D I'm still hoping for a third one somewhere down the line. In the meantime, You Got Served fills in admirably...I guess.

On another note, I just realized that three 90's video game movies are on my definitive "so bad it's good" list: Double Dragon, Street Fighter, and Super Mario Bros. All we get nowadays are real crap like Resident Evil Apocalypse, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, and Alone in the Dark. What happened to truly great unintentional comedy? :(
 
[quote name='Backlash'][quote name='Legolas813']The Village is totally different from what they advertised it as. I see the commercials for the DVD now after seeing the movie, and I'm like why are they advertising it like that. The story is completely different than what you think it will be.[/quote]

I'd say about 60% or more of trailers do that. Rushmore wa a huge letdown for me because it was so different than the trailers made it out to be.[/quote]

Perhaps the strangest misleading trailer I've ever watched was the one for A Beautiful Mind that promoted it as an action flick.
 
[quote name='daikaiju']Kung Pow - Enter the Fist.

How could anyone find this even remotely funny? I couldn't even finish watching it...and I can count movies like that on 1 hand....[/quote]

It made my boat float
 
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