Worst movies ever made?

Will

Will

CAGiversary!
Feedback
105 (100%)
Going over a few dvd lots on ebay, i got to thinking, which i dont do very often and came across theses that i like to call Crap Classics-

Street Fighter
Tales from the Hood
House of the Dead

Keep in mind these ive listed are just imho.
Im sure when i get a few beers in me ill come back and relay some more. Those should be a good start.
 
i agree on House of the dead, Tales from the Hood, i thought street fighter was ok

man house of the dead is retarted
that head zombie was like blah hahaha u cant kill me then the girl steps on his head.
 
i like showgirls

but only one scene and i rewatch it over and over

if u seen the movie u should know which one im talking bout
 
Best part of that movie was seeing rose mcgowan getting tapped by manson lol.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Jawbreaker[/quote]
 
Hands down Cool As Ice. It was simply a marketing act to ink all the money out of the Vanilla Ice craze. Though hilarious for it's extremely obvious editing flaws, it still sucks!
 
[quote name='flizmo007']Gigli[/quote]

Hands down this wins. End of thread, we have a winner. Just a bleh movie, one of the worst I have seen. Tied with this is Glitter which also quite bad.

I think that Showgirls isn't that bad.
 
[quote name='Journey']Freddie Got Fingered[/quote]

That movie was pretty funny :lol: But Tom Green is washed up so...yeah.
 
Catwoman. it sucks for mutiple reasons, the main two being a horrible movie, and the second is not sucking enough to even make it funny bad.

and yes, i have seen it...research for work, you could say
 
'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.
 
The Last Action Hero -- I knew I was in trouble when the guy got killed with the ice cream cone to the head. Shoulda walked out then...

Battlefield Earth -- At the advanced screening I saw (yes, I saw it for free, and no, it wasn't worth it), one of the "actresses" snuck in and sat at the back of the theatre, waiting to see how the audience would react. Suffice to say, she left in tears. No joke.
 
[quote name='fieldkillah']Showgirls, so awful that its actually fun to watch because you cant believe it can get any worse.[/quote]

Any movie with a deluxe edition package that includes all the materials for a drinking game except the booze has a specialness that transcends its misbegotten creation. Plus lots of high qulaity nudity. Even "Wild World of Batwoman' would have gotten a higher rating if the strippers making up most of the cast had been allowed to do their jobs.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']Catwoman. it sucks for mutiple reasons, the main two being a horrible movie, and the second is not sucking enough to even make it funny bad.

and yes, i have seen it...research for work, you could say[/quote]

That is the most dire of situations when you can even play MSTie with a bad movie. Slow torture.
 
[quote name='rallen']'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.[/quote]

Yeah, I knew there'd be one of these. When you ask this question, there's always one guy who pipes in with "Raging Bull" or some such, just because it managed to push a button with him.

If you really think this was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen many movies.
 
Any movie they make fun of in Mystery Science Theather 3000, except the Godzilla movies.

Anyone seen the movie "Skydivers"?
 
[quote name='trq'][quote name='rallen']'Signs' was a huge pile of streaming elephant turds. Everytime they'd finally get the film moving, they'd stop for a family hug.
And did we really need to see the flashback of the aliens hand getting cut off? Unless you're retarded, I would hope you would remember something that happened 20 minutes earlier.
Was ANYONE surprised that Mel Gibson would regain his 'faith'. If you were, I have a copy of Superman 64 for ya. cheap.[/quote]

Yeah, I knew there'd be one of these. When you ask this question, there's always one guy who pipes in with "Raging Bull" or some such, just because it managed to push a button with him.

If you really think this was the worst movie ever, you haven't seen many movies.[/quote]

Nope, 'Signs' really and truly sucked. The audience had been expecting so much after the writer-director's previous two films they were left in a state of denial. 'The Village' is equally bad, especially since it largely rips off movies and Twilight Zone episodes everybody has seen but magically forgets thanks to the hype-rays.
 
Cats and Dogs. It might not have been that bad if i didnt have to see it A SECOND SHAQ-FUING TIME.

Also Pokemon: the first movie

basically any kids movie that kids did not like is as low as you can go
 
[quote name='mykevermin']My contributions:

Grunt! The Wrestling Movie

and

Leonard: Part VI

with an Honorable Mention for Dunston Checks In.

myke.[/quote]

I remember liking Dunston Checks In. Then again, I was young, loved orangutans, and was absolutely thrilled to find out Peewee still had a job somewhere.
 
House of the Dead

I mean who the hell puts video game footage in with the action? I also thought the special features on the movie was really dumb with their revolving camera invention.
 
#2 worst movie ever: Battlefield Earth (cromagnon man flying jets at supersonic speeds without filght suits? GREAT!)

#1 worst movie ever: Dragonworld. A charming tale starring that ugly ass kid that used to be in Disneyworld commercials (the one with the speech impediment and the mouth that looks like a triangular asshole) as a child that befriends a dragon. The family runs out of money and sells the dragon to a theme park. The dragon gets really depressed, so the kid embarks on a quest BY HIMSELF to free the dragon. God awful.


#1 worst statement in this thread:
[quote name='alongx']Worst movie ever: Army of Darkness.[/quote]
 
anyone see Airborn?, its stars a really young seth green and jack black, Oh its so bad, its hysterical. It's like the Karate Kid but on roller blades
 
Definitely Super Mario Bros. since I wouldn't dare waste money watching Gigli or Glitter. Nothing like seeing your favorite video game icons (at the time) being thrown into a 90 minute piece of crap. ](*,)
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='punqsux']dreamcatcher[/quote]

I agree. That movie was a complete mess.[/quote]

Extra points for trashing a perfectly good book.

I listened to this on audio while working a graveyard shift. Kept me entertained for almost three nights. Would have made a good mini-series but was guaranteed to be butchered as a feature film even if they did a good job, which they did not.
 
My fave MST3K of all time was "I accuse my parents". Everytime i watch it i cry from laughing so hard.

[quote name='Rodimus Donut']Any movie they make fun of in Mystery Science Theather 3000, except the Godzilla movies.

Anyone seen the movie "Skydivers"?[/quote]
 
Any movie that makes me say the following statement: "I am so sick of seeing all these breasts" is a terrible, terrible movie. Because of this fact, Showgirls is a damnable piece of filmmaking. I hated that piece of shit!

Other atrocities are the following: Billy Madison, Blood Sucking Freaks, Once upon a time in Mexico and any movie with Pauly Shore. Im sure I missed a few.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Any movie that makes me say the following statement: "I am so sick of seeing all these breasts" is a terrible, terrible movie. Because of this fact, Showgirls is a damnable piece of filmmaking. I hated that piece of shit!

Other atrocities are the following: Billy Madison, Blood Sucking Freaks, Once upon a time in Mexico and any movie with Pauly Shore. Im sure I missed a few.[/quote]

Dood!!!! Billy Madison, Once upon a time in Mexico and most Pauly Shore movies are all great!!!!!!

Anyways, my vote goes to "The Village"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top