Worst Nintendo Character Ever

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FLUDD cannot be beat. Not only was he annoying but he completely changed and ruined Mario's gameplay. Those stupid hula blobs arent much better. And the fact that super paper mario rpg is headed to the Wii makes me ill.
 
[quote name='David85']Waluigi[/QUOTE]

DIEDIEDIE............and die some more. Waluigi wraps around from being a horrible idea for a character to being a great character. He totally fits the so bad he's good mold.

As for shit Nintendo Characters, FLUDD is up there. Considering how much terrible pornography he's inspired, Yoshi is too. There's a right answer though.

Slippy.

fucking Slippy.

Since the N64 version, Slippy has been annoying as all hell. Slippy is the first fin in the water of the Star Fox series. God damn, I hate Slippy.
 
Someone had to say it: Tingle
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[quote name='furyk']

As for shit Nintendo Characters, FLUDD is up there. Considering how much terrible pornography he's inspired, Yoshi is too. There's a right answer though.
[/quote]

I want to know, but I'm afraid to ask.
 
I nominate Toad's voice. Not Toad himself, as he rocks, but his voice.

Scrape a cheese grater over a ferret, and you'll hear the same sound.
 
Hands down, Tingle. I know I can't be the only person who wanted to leave him to rot in that cell in Wind Waker...
 
[quote name='furyk']DIEDIEDIE............and die some more. Waluigi wraps around from being a horrible idea for a character to being a great character. He totally fits the so bad he's good mold.[/QUOTE]

I only know him from his first game, Mario Tennis. Does he get better? To me he's a Wario ripoff that's pointless. Wario is the anti Mario ripoff, but at least there is a story behind him, plus several good games.
 
[quote name='hxhawkeye']I nominate Toad's voice. Not Toad himself, as he rocks, but his voice.

Scrape a cheese grater over a ferret, and you'll hear the same sound.[/quote]hehehe.

I'd vote for Yoshi's "new" (post Yoshi's Story") voice or SFX. I can't stand it, and the fact that they've retorfitted it on games that they've rereleased. I can't with for the VC Yoshi's Island to play it with the original sound effects
 
[quote name='hupp']FLUDD cannot be beat. Not only was he annoying but he completely changed and ruined Mario's gameplay. Those stupid hula blobs arent much better. And the fact that super paper mario rpg is headed to the Wii makes me ill.[/quote]

What's the big deal aobut Super Paper (which actually isn't in the title) Mario RPG? I love Super Mario RPG from back on the Snes days. One of the games that makes me wish I had kept it.:cry:
 
[quote name='hupp']Tingle didnt completely ruin and change Zelda's gameplay.[/quote]
How does FLUDD ruin Mario gameplay? Oh wait, it doesn't.


Also, I agree that Birdo is the worst Nintendo character ever.
 
Have to through the eggplant wizard out there for worse character for a Nintendo console game, but I still loved Kid Icarus...
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Emphasis mine.

Are you trying to get on the ignore list of all of CAG, or does it just come naturally for you? No, don't bother answering. If you're reading this, know that the mental image you have given me has caused me to commit suicide.[/QUOTE]

You have no idea the horrors that I have witnessed from the internet. I'm immune to almost all forms of anything. Besides, it's pretty obvious given the rule that if someone makes it, porn exists of it. Yoshi didn't even cause me to bat an eye honestly. There are much, much worse things out there.....

For example, there are entire communities dedicated to writing pornagraphic fanfiction about the ten year old from Lazytown

By the way, I really hope you don't have me on ignore because of that. I'm sensitive and hate being tossed on ignore for any reason :whistle2:(

[quote name='David85']I only know him from his first game, Mario Tennis. Does he get better? To me he's a Wario ripoff that's pointless. Wario is the anti Mario ripoff, but at least there is a story behind him, plus several good games.[/QUOTE]

He's completely pointless, and that's why I love him. He's the most shameless way to expand the Mario universe ever. The concept of Waluigi is just so dumb and so completely unoriginal that he wraps around from being shitty to being really funny. I may be in the minority opinion on this but given how often Waluigi shows up in Mario "whatever" I think he has a pretty large following for that reason.

[quote name='hiccupleftovers']What's the big deal aobut Super Paper (which actually isn't in the title) Mario RPG? I love Super Mario RPG from back on the Snes days. One of the games that makes me wish I had kept it.:cry:[/QUOTE]

Just a stab in the dark, but I'm guessing he's upset because it's coming out on the Wii, not the Gamecube.

[quote name='kjauburn']Have to through the eggplant wizard out there for worse character for a Nintendo console game, but I still loved Kid Icarus...[/QUOTE]

The Eggplant Wizard rocks my socks. Someone needs to remember he's one of the three main villians in Captain N. Captain N man!
 
Wario and Waluigi both... probably Wario more since hes fatter and uglier. Ugh I hate those characters...what a waste of space in Smash Bros Brawl... and 2 mario party characters were always wasted and I always owned those two.

Otherwise...I can't think of anything, Birdo is pretty bad too btw. And tingle I dont really care for since you see him like once every Zelda game...
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']What's the big deal aobut Super Paper (which actually isn't in the title) Mario RPG? I love Super Mario RPG from back on the Snes days. One of the games that makes me wish I had kept it.:cry:[/QUOTE]


The Wii game is Super Paper Mario, I thought it looked great and then it was canceled for the GameCube. Bastards.

And Waluigi has no following, they just need more pointless charaters.

WARIO IS GREAT!

Wario is a classic charater made... 15 years ago to be an enemy of Mario in Super Mario Land 2: The 6 Coins. It is a superb game that made a great new charater. And if we are gonig by ugly than the princess in mario Sunshine would win for being a dumb ugly blonde.
 
[quote name='David85']The Wii game is Super Paper Mario, I thought it looked great and then it was canceled for the GameCube. Bastards.

And Waluigi has no following, they just need more pointless charaters.

WARIO IS GREAT!

Wario is a classic charater made... 15 years ago to be an enemy of Mario in Super Mario Land 2: The 6 Coins. It is a superb game that made a great new charater. And if we are gonig by ugly than the princess in mario Sunshine would win for being a dumb ugly blonde.[/QUOTE]

Wario is great. I wish they'd remake Mario Land 2. Wario was such a breath of fresh air from Bowser/Wart/Giant Dinosaur Thing. Hating Wario is like hating change.

Waluigi has a following, even if I'm the one who'll force it on to others. Like I said, stupid concept for a character that wraps around from being shit to being awesome. He has B-Movie Appeal.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Mallow.[/quote]You're crazy. I even had an AIM screen name influenced by Mallow. A couple of the Kong family members are totally worthless, so I might say one of them. Can't even remember their names, thankfully.
 
Stanley the bugman from DonkeyKong 3.

Mario backed out of making the game when he heard he was gonna be pumping Kongs ass full of poison gas, making that loser the players character. ;)
 
DONKEY KONG FAMILY!!!??? WHAAAaaaat! Man Donkey Kong rocks, especially Diddy Kong and Dixie kong. Lanky was cool too... no way about that. They're my favorite characters ever! I just hate Wario cause he's a fat, ugly, non-heroic, boring character to play as. Also I don't like to play as a greedy evil guy...I like my characters to be fast, cool or cute looking, and on the good side.
 
[quote name='hxhawkeye']I nominate Toad's voice. Not Toad himself, as he rocks, but his voice.[/QUOTE]

You're killin' me! The GameCube era Toad voice is hysterical! It's exactly what I want Toad to sound like, unlike his N64 era voice. I hope Nintendo doesn't change it.

Anyway, for me the worst Nintendo characters are the ones on the periphery, like the Kong family save for DK. Slippy from Starfox has gotta go, too.

But then, what do I know? I thing Tingle's a riot.
 
The girl from Lazy Town is 17.

I don't see what's wrong about writing erotic fanfiction about her: some guys like the sleek, petite, slender girls instead of busty curvaceous girls...
 
Worst Nintendo character has gotta be Tingle. Just the overall Tingle experience is a disturbing one.

ALOT of the characters in the new Zelda game are COMPLETELY jacked too. Just terrible. And the hula blobs with the giant noses in Mario Sunshine are horrendous. Some of the Pokemon are totally stupid too. You have cool arse Pokemon like Articuno and Dragonaire then have to put up with stuff like Jinx and rocks with eyes.
Its sad.
 
I love whine threads.

I didn't mind FLUDD so much but he/it was definitely a total shite character. I hated the fucking Piantas a lot more. What the fuck was Mario doing on their goddamn blob island piece of shit anyways? Goddamn.

The Kong family is pretty annoying. Most of the characters in the new Mario universe appall me(Petey Piranha, Baby Bowser, a handful of the TTYD NPC's) as does that little shithead mole from Animal Crossing. The WarioWare periphary characters are all pretty flat as well. It seems that Nintendo is amazing at creating new primary characters but the backup cast blows.
 
[quote name='sarausagi']I don't see what's wrong about writing erotic fanfiction about her: some guys like the sleek, petite, slender girls instead of busty curvaceous girls...[/QUOTE]

It's not how she looks, it's the fact that people are jerking off to someone who's one degree away from Sesame Street. I contend that children's television should not be used for pornography in any way.
 
[quote name='furyk']It's not how she looks, it's the fact that people are jerking off to someone who's one degree away from Sesame Street. I contend that children's television should not be used for pornography in any way.[/QUOTE]

i guess so...you are right

but have you seen lazy town?

some TRIPPY stuff...lazy town seems like a cultish place...sportacus is just down right weird..and i don't understand robbie rotten..he wants to keep lazy town lazy but he's not lazy himself, always up and dancing around up to no good...

and as for stephanie, it's quite obvious she has a HUGE crush on sportacus and sportacus doesn't seem to mind it either...plus the music and pace of the show just make it even trippier...

kind of like boohbah, i stayed up a little too late once and some reason watched an episode of boobah..

i don't want to remember what i saw...
 
[quote name='sarausagi']i guess so...you are right

but have you seen lazy town?

some TRIPPY stuff...lazy town seems like a cultish place...sportacus is just down right weird..and i don't understand robbie rotten..he wants to keep lazy town lazy but he's not lazy himself, always up and dancing around up to no good...

and as for stephanie, it's quite obvious she has a HUGE crush on sportacus and sportacus doesn't seem to mind it either...plus the music and pace of the show just make it even trippier...

kind of like boohbah, i stayed up a little too late once and some reason watched an episode of boobah..

i don't want to remember what i saw...[/QUOTE]

*pats gently on the head* It's ok. The mere fact that it's a television show about people fighting laziness shows the hypocricy of the whole concept right from the beginning.

I don't think I've watched a whole episode as I've finally reached the age where I'm neither at home or awake when it's on. I've seen bits and pieces of it here and there, but not enough to establish an opinion on it. Anywho it's neither here nor there. The unhealthy obsession that 4chan has with her is beyond creepy, but well... it's 4chan.

As for more horrible Nintendo characters, I've never cared for King Deedee from the Kirby universe. Actually, pretty much everyone in the Kirby universe is pretty lame (even though I like the games a lot).

Also as much as I hate Tingle, at least he's on an island in Wind Waker and relegated to side mission in Minish Cap. Navi is a central character and (along with the pounding low hearts sound) is simply one of the biggest reasons why I hate Ocarina of Time.
 
[quote name='furyk']It's not how she looks, it's the fact that people are jerking off to someone who's one degree away from Sesame Street. I contend that children's television should not be used for pornography in any way.[/QUOTE]

:shock:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2580707&postcount=154

Saw this post today and immediately thought of your comments in this thread furyk. (Assuming the guy's avatar and sig stay the same, they are related to your LazyTown issue above - that is the one you are talking about, right?).
 
[quote name='sarausagi']I don't see what's wrong about writing erotic fanfiction about her: some guys like the sleek, petite, slender girls instead of busty curvaceous girls...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, a lot of guys do, but this is the internetz. It kinda goes back to that old cute vs. hot discussion a couple of months ago in the OTT.
 
the pink character that drives with toad in the mario kart games, like a female toadette or whatever? that thing is just nasty looking, and not in a good kind of nasty
 
[quote name='sarausagi']The girl from Lazy Town is 17. [/QUOTE]

Wikipedia sez 15.
Subby should be all over this one.
 
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