Wow, 10 years for that?

I didn't read the whole thread, but to surmise what I think is going on....the letter was a bad move. Think of it from her perspective. She JUST got out of a relationship and you, her friend for 10 years gives her a letter proclaiming his feelings for her. That would throw anybody off. She's probably avoiding you on AIM until she figures out how she feels about it. Give it some time and plenty of space. Everytime you see her on AIM, don't instantly bug her. Play it cool.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.[/quote]

Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...
 
for right now remember these two things KIC - Keep it cool and KISS - Keep it simple stupid. You dont want to be overly emotional right now just lay back and be her friend. Take it from there
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='GameDude']Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.[/quote]

Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?
[/quote]

I wasn't online that whole time. I've been on maybe 15 minutes when she got on.
 
Trust me, I lived in an apartment building with tons of 18-20 year old girls.... and take my word for it, 99 out of 100 arent worth talking to.
 
[quote name='GameDude'][quote name='Kayden'][quote name='GameDude']Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.[/quote]

Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?
[/quote]

I wasn't online that whole time. I've been on maybe 15 minutes when she got on.[/quote]

seriously, grow some balls gamedude. fuck it she doesnt like you and your letter didnt win her over. just let it go.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='int80h']I'll save you a trip to gamefaqs: the penis goes in the vagina.[/quote]

:rofl:

Now THAT made ME laugh![/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='onikage']
Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience.
Click to expand...

That's the best description of teenage girls I've ever heard/read. :applause:[/quote]

:rofl: Rock on, man!
 
Damn it. This thread keeps teasing me. It gets really good and then when it just starts getting awesome, the posts run out and I'm left waiting for more people to post.
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='GameDude']Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.[/quote]

Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...[/quote]

Gold. Pure gold.
 
Kayden wrote:
GameDude wrote:
Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.


Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...


Gold. Pure gold.

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='xenoman80']tat sucks mayb palm-ela can help u through your though time[/quote]

Are you from Nigeria?[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='xenoman80']Kayden wrote:
GameDude wrote:
Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.


Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...


Gold. Pure gold.

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do[/quote]

You do know there's a quote button, right?
 
[quote name='xenoman80']

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do[/quote]

ever take part in the national grammar rodeo held in canada?
 
[quote name='xenoman80']Kayden wrote:
GameDude wrote:
Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.


Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...


Gold. Pure gold.

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do[/quote]

*Response to this post before being placed in xenoman80 grammar machine*

I'm going to have to totally disagree. Some girls are actualy decent and want to try to hold on a long term relationship. My girl and I have been together for a long time now, and weve just matured and grown over the years.

*Response to this post after being placed in xenoman80 grammar machine*

Wut up wit dat yo?1/ Girls aint no b1tc3s. U gawta b gdd to ur grl and shll wnt yu fr3v3r. m3 grl n me hav dun dis.
 
[quote name='xenoman80']Kayden wrote:
GameDude wrote:
Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.


Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...


Gold. Pure gold.

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do[/quote]

I'm honestly not trying to be mean here. But I think that very well may have been the most poorly written post in internet forum history. We have just witnessed history folks.
 
'Yo, can u plz help me write English?'

By Steve Friess, special for USA TODAY
Carl Sharp knew there was a problem when he spotted his 15-year-old son's summer job application: "i want 2 b a counselor because i love 2 work with kids."

That night, the father in Phoenix removed the AOL Instant Messenger program from the family computer and informed both his children they were no longer to chat with friends online.

"That shorthand comes from talking on the Internet, and it's unacceptable," Sharp says. "I never thought I'd be encouraging my kids to talk on the telephone, but I realized that the constant chatting on the Internet was destroying their ability to write properly."

Parents such as Sharp — and many educators — are becoming increasingly alarmed by the effect of Internet communication on the writing skills of U.S. teens, who spend an average of 12 hours a week online, according to an America Online survey. Much of that time is spent exchanging "instant messages" with software offered by AOL, Yahoo and MSN. This informal instant communication lends itself to linguistic shortcuts, shoddy grammar and inappropriate or absent punctuation.

Though the shortcuts may have a place in instant messaging, they become troubling when they creep into schoolwork and other formal writing, experts say. The lingo now infiltrates every part of youth culture; teen pop star Avril Lavigne spells the title of one of her biggest hits "Sk8r boi."

English instructor Cindy Glover, who last year taught a section of freshman composition at Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, says she spent a lot of time unteaching Internet-speak. "My students were trying to communicate fairly academic, scholarly thoughts, but some of them didn't seem to know it's 'y-o-u,' not 'u,' " Glover says. "I wanted to teach them to communicate persuasively, but I couldn't get past the really horrific spelling or grammar."

Writer David Samson of Beverly Hills, Calif., notices the same problem. Teenage fans of his humor books e-mail him and show little regard for formality. He cites one note: "yo mr dave can u plz write me a funny speech about any animal cause i need it for school."

"They seem to avoid every rule I was ever taught about how to get a response from anybody, especially an adult," says Samson, 51, author of a dozen books including Men Who Hate Themselves and the Women Who Agree With Them.

"E-mail has brought an undue familiarity. People use words like 'yo' and 'hey dude' that are perfectly appropriate for peers but not for professional communications."

But many scholars say the problem isn't that kids are developing an alternate form of the language; it's that some don't keep in mind when it's inappropriate.

"It's not that there's never a place for this sort of thing, but it's the difference between how you would dress to go out on Saturday night versus how you dress when you do yardwork," says Leila Christenberry, former president of the National Council of Teachers of English and an English education professor at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. "Quick bursts of very insider phrases and words do fit the electronic format in some ways."

Online lingo may even have roots in other languages, says communications professor Robert Schrag of North Carolina State University in Raleigh. The absence of vowels, for example, is similar to how Hebrew is usually written, he says. And the use of "emoticons" — punctuation sequences such as :) that create smiley faces and the like to convey emotion — are a form of the pictographic characters used in Asian languages.

But Bill Doak of Las Vegas sees little value in it. He has barred his daughter, Ashley, 12, from online chatting. She grudgingly concedes that her father has a point.

"It might hurt me because I might be thinking the same way in school as I would online," she says. "If I'm thinking that way in school, I'm going to misspell words."

Many linguistic experts say Doak's and Sharp's approach is extreme. Internet communication will become only more prevalent in the future, and many see the surge in written communication among youth as a positive development after years in which letter-writing seemed a dying form.

"We have always implicitly taught our children different language structures and how they function in different arenas," Schrag says. "We use (a different) language structure watching a basketball game than in our place of worship. Most children will understand the difference."

Samson says he tries to model proper language usage for his nephews and godchildren when he chats with them online and gently corrects them when necessary. "Sometimes I'll actually copy an instant-message conversation into a separate file and I'll underline misspelled words or incorrect grammar and send an e-mail a day later listing corrections," Samson says. "Every time, without fail, I've gotten back a 'thank you' and I've found those words spelled correctly in future discussions."

But Margie Johnson of St. Charles, Ill., doesn't feel so appreciated by her grandchildren.

"I take pains when I help them with their homework to say, 'This may be what you say online, but it's not what your teacher wants to see,' " Johnson says. "They groan and say, 'OK, Grandma,' but they really don't want to hear it."

Look what the internet is doing to America's fragile youth.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']

I'm honestly not trying to be mean here. But I think that very well may have been the most poorly written post in internet forum history. We have just witnessed history folks.[/quote]

I dunno, that H4kInC guy is pretty grammatically challenged too. Did you catch his "exsidabike" trade thread before he edited it?
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']'Yo, can u plz help me write English?'

By Steve Friess, special for USA TODAY
Carl Sharp knew there was a problem when he spotted his 15-year-old son's summer job application: "i want 2 b a counselor because i love 2 work with kids."

That night, the father in Phoenix removed the AOL Instant Messenger program from the family computer and informed both his children they were no longer to chat with friends online.

"That shorthand comes from talking on the Internet, and it's unacceptable," Sharp says. "I never thought I'd be encouraging my kids to talk on the telephone, but I realized that the constant chatting on the Internet was destroying their ability to write properly."

Parents such as Sharp — and many educators — are becoming increasingly alarmed by the effect of Internet communication on the writing skills of U.S. teens, who spend an average of 12 hours a week online, according to an America Online survey. Much of that time is spent exchanging "instant messages" with software offered by AOL, Yahoo and MSN. This informal instant communication lends itself to linguistic shortcuts, shoddy grammar and inappropriate or absent punctuation.

Though the shortcuts may have a place in instant messaging, they become troubling when they creep into schoolwork and other formal writing, experts say. The lingo now infiltrates every part of youth culture; teen pop star Avril Lavigne spells the title of one of her biggest hits "Sk8r boi."

English instructor Cindy Glover, who last year taught a section of freshman composition at Florida Atlantic University in Boca Raton, says she spent a lot of time unteaching Internet-speak. "My students were trying to communicate fairly academic, scholarly thoughts, but some of them didn't seem to know it's 'y-o-u,' not 'u,' " Glover says. "I wanted to teach them to communicate persuasively, but I couldn't get past the really horrific spelling or grammar."

Writer David Samson of Beverly Hills, Calif., notices the same problem. Teenage fans of his humor books e-mail him and show little regard for formality. He cites one note: "yo mr dave can u plz write me a funny speech about any animal cause i need it for school."

"They seem to avoid every rule I was ever taught about how to get a response from anybody, especially an adult," says Samson, 51, author of a dozen books including Men Who Hate Themselves and the Women Who Agree With Them.

"E-mail has brought an undue familiarity. People use words like 'yo' and 'hey dude' that are perfectly appropriate for peers but not for professional communications."

But many scholars say the problem isn't that kids are developing an alternate form of the language; it's that some don't keep in mind when it's inappropriate.

"It's not that there's never a place for this sort of thing, but it's the difference between how you would dress to go out on Saturday night versus how you dress when you do yardwork," says Leila Christenberry, former president of the National Council of Teachers of English and an English education professor at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. "Quick bursts of very insider phrases and words do fit the electronic format in some ways."

Online lingo may even have roots in other languages, says communications professor Robert Schrag of North Carolina State University in Raleigh. The absence of vowels, for example, is similar to how Hebrew is usually written, he says. And the use of "emoticons" — punctuation sequences such as :) that create smiley faces and the like to convey emotion — are a form of the pictographic characters used in Asian languages.

But Bill Doak of Las Vegas sees little value in it. He has barred his daughter, Ashley, 12, from online chatting. She grudgingly concedes that her father has a point.

"It might hurt me because I might be thinking the same way in school as I would online," she says. "If I'm thinking that way in school, I'm going to misspell words."

Many linguistic experts say Doak's and Sharp's approach is extreme. Internet communication will become only more prevalent in the future, and many see the surge in written communication among youth as a positive development after years in which letter-writing seemed a dying form.

"We have always implicitly taught our children different language structures and how they function in different arenas," Schrag says. "We use (a different) language structure watching a basketball game than in our place of worship. Most children will understand the difference."

Samson says he tries to model proper language usage for his nephews and godchildren when he chats with them online and gently corrects them when necessary. "Sometimes I'll actually copy an instant-message conversation into a separate file and I'll underline misspelled words or incorrect grammar and send an e-mail a day later listing corrections," Samson says. "Every time, without fail, I've gotten back a 'thank you' and I've found those words spelled correctly in future discussions."

But Margie Johnson of St. Charles, Ill., doesn't feel so appreciated by her grandchildren.

"I take pains when I help them with their homework to say, 'This may be what you say online, but it's not what your teacher wants to see,' " Johnson says. "They groan and say, 'OK, Grandma,' but they really don't want to hear it."

Look what the internet is doing to America's fragile youth.[/quote]

Wuss parents like these cause overcensorship and other shit that ruins it for the rest of us. :evil:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']Wuss parents like these cause overcensorship and other shit that ruins it for the rest of us. :evil:[/quote]

ya i no rite? lol
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

You and Anderson should start your own crew. Jus roll widit.
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Yeah great as long as your parents don't read this.
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

I didn't have sex at 15, but I started to really get "in" good with some of the nice girls at school starting in the 7th grade.
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Considering that your parents weren't ballistic over the GPA you reported to us some months ago, any other lack of concern on their part comes as no surprise.
 
Don't worry, GameDude. She isn't avoiding you. It just that she can't spend more than a brief period online as she needs to wash her hands 40 or 50 times an hour since reading your letter.
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

No one cares. I won't bash you.. and I figure that the reason your parents won't bash you either is because it's normal. Everyone does it. But hey, it's sex with someone you love, right? But they have internet forums to discuss masturbation, and this isn't one of them..

But I second the argument that "girls don't know what they want at this age". If you want to get laid, it pretty much breaks down into two categories.. in high school, flash your car keys. In college, look at them. I'm serious, college girls are so willing to give it up, it's unreal.

I'm one of those "nice guys".. I don't drink or smoke and i'm always nice to women. I don't drink or smoke because my grandfather died of lung cancer and my dad's an alcoholic, so i've seen first hand what it does to people. I treat women with respect, which often lands me right in the "friend zone".. but hey, if they want a retarded guy with his pants hanging down to their knees, that's fine. They can have him. I'm not in a rush. I've been best friends with one of my friends since 6th grade, and i've always thought that one day, she'll come around and realize that we are a good match for each other.. we've never fought, talked on the phone almost every day for several hours each day (for 8 years, i'd love to see the phone records and how much total time we've talked), and get along great. She's mature for her age, but not relationship wise. She shocked me the other day when she asked if I wanted to go out with her. Then she kept talking about how I was a great friend, how I was always there for her, etc.. I figure it's only a matter of time, and if it's meant to be, it'll happen.

But yeah. I totally agree. Girls aren't worth it until the college years or later.. so have fun while you can.
 
Once again I reiterate:

http://www.fastseduction.com

Live it. Love it. Utilize it.

It amazes me that in the new millenium that guys are still having problems w/ hooking up w/ girls... let alone talking to them in a suggestively sexual manner. The problem w/ most guys is that they put girls on a pedestal and have their whole worlds revolve around them. Guys, we gotta understand that girls are normal ppl too. They want sex just as much (and I've met some that actually want it more than me) as we do but social indoctrination teaches them that it's a bad thing so they develop 2 personalities. The social persona is the public face, the sweet girl. But once you get'em alone, there's the freak. The freak is the one that has her own nasty perverted thoughts and is willing to go out and do them. Guys, we gotta learn to stop putting girls on pedestals. Rather, we gotta learn to put them on pedestals just to look up their skirts. End of spiel.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

You and Anderson should start your own crew. Jus roll widit.[/quote]

what you didn't know is that Mousin is actually Mr. Anderson's winged lover
 
Trust me, girls are not worth it in college unless you are looking to just get laid, for a few reasons.

One important reason is that college is the absolute worst time in your life to spend tons of time working on a relationship which is almost guaranteed to fail. If you study and work hard for those four years, you'll come out of college and land a sweet job that will make the entire rest of your life easier.

It really surprises me to see how many people fail to realize this.

Also, in college most girls (at least most of the ones I meet anyways) are happy just being young and pretty. Who needs life goals when you're cute?
 
[quote name='Scorch'][quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

No one cares. I won't bash you.. and I figure that the reason your parents won't bash you either is because it's normal. Everyone does it. But hey, it's sex with someone you love, right? But they have internet forums to discuss masturbation, and this isn't one of them..

But I second the argument that "girls don't know what they want at this age". If you want to get laid, it pretty much breaks down into two categories.. in high school, flash your car keys. In college, look at them. I'm serious, college girls are so willing to give it up, it's unreal.

I'm one of those "nice guys".. I don't drink or smoke and i'm always nice to women. I don't drink or smoke because my grandfather died of lung cancer and my dad's an alcoholic, so i've seen first hand what it does to people. I treat women with respect, which often lands me right in the "friend zone".. but hey, if they want a retarded guy with his pants hanging down to their knees, that's fine. They can have him. I'm not in a rush. I've been best friends with one of my friends since 6th grade, and i've always thought that one day, she'll come around and realize that we are a good match for each other.. we've never fought, talked on the phone almost every day for several hours each day (for 8 years, i'd love to see the phone records and how much total time we've talked), and get along great. She's mature for her age, but not relationship wise. She shocked me the other day when she asked if I wanted to go out with her. Then she kept talking about how I was a great friend, how I was always there for her, etc.. I figure it's only a matter of time, and if it's meant to be, it'll happen.

But yeah. I totally agree. Girls aren't worth it until the college years or later.. so have fun while you can.[/quote]

Heh... you may be more nieve than the OP! =P

I'm pretty sure shes tagged you as a woman w/out breasts. I don't know if she'll come around, but if it weren't for impossible goals, Napoleon wouldn't have gone insane... or was that syphalis? Oh well, good luck. :wink:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Heh... you may be more nieve than the OP! =P

I'm pretty sure shes tagged you as a woman w/out breasts. I don't know if she'll come around, but if it weren't for impossible goals, Napoleon wouldn't have gone insane... or was that syphalis? Oh well, good luck. :wink:[/quote]

Gonna hafta go grammar nazi on ya:

it's spelled naive
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever'][quote name='xenoman80']

dam you 2 just so dam rite it hurts. just be an asshole it makes want you so much more and dont spend all your time with them there just there 4 nookie nothin more at least thts what i do[/quote]

ever take part in the national grammar rodeo held in canada?[/quote]

ROFLMAO....sweet Simpsons refference man...
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Considering that your parents weren't ballistic over the GPA you reported to us some months ago, any other lack of concern on their part comes as no surprise.[/quote]

:rofl:

Man, this topic sure is showcasing the bright future our youth has to offer.
 
[quote name='epobirs']Don't worry, GameDude. She isn't avoiding you. It just that she can't spend more than a brief period online as she needs to wash her hand 40 or 50 times and hour since reading your letter.[/quote]

Nice. This thread is a comedy goldmine so far. Needs more posts from the OP though. Bad grammar can only take you so far...
 
[quote name='Kayden'][quote name='GameDude']Well, she signed off...that sure was fast.[/quote]

Dude... you arent too sharp are you? She saw you're still on =P

These guys are right... women really are pretty whory in the teen years... cut your loses and find someone worth a damn. Actually... Just sticky anything that lets you for a few years... and then when theyre actually worth the effort, stick with one. Young girls are nothing but confused, selfish, neurotic headcases that will only drain your wallet and your patience. Think I'm being bitter or critical? Just pay attention to what they say... its either comes down to money or clothes... I'm really worried about our generation... most of us are really stupid... Err... thats a different rant... anyways...

Girls at this age aren't worth the trouble. Anyone care to second that?

Girls dont want that weepy heart felt guy you see in those shitty movies, they say its sweet... but when they get it they say its suffocating or just abuse the guy, I've seen it first and second hand.

Just act like an arrogant cocky asshole and you can bang any dumb teeny bobber... save the mature sensitive guy for divorced soccermoms over 30...[/quote]

I'm so fucking sick of every boy on this site that has to talk shit about girls just because they cant get one. Maybe if you didn't think about girls like this, then you could manage to get out of the house and find one. Anyone care to second that? I didn't think so. Go ahead and respond with all your stupid comments, because I don't give a fuck about anyone that does.
 
[quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Making love to your right hand isn't sex....
 
[quote name='Jrunt20x'][quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Making love to your right hand isn't sex....[/quote]

:rofl: Well, mousin does have a GF that he makes love to.
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='mousin']i have sex. and im 15. and i do it in my room when my parents are home. nice to know huh?[/quote]

Considering that your parents weren't ballistic over the GPA you reported to us some months ago, any other lack of concern on their part comes as no surprise.[/quote] :lol:
 
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