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[quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='SneakyPenguin']I wrote the funniest (IMO) review of Tetris ever. It's all about how Tetris is really about a Communist insurgent attempting to overthrow the evil capitalist government through the dropping of blocks. Think I should post it here, or in reviews?[/quote]

Why not both?[/quote]

Well, the whole thing is that it's a joke review, so I'm notsure if it really belongs in the Review section.[/quote]

I understand. I still think you should put it in both though. If it's as funny as you say it is, then you owe it to yourself to share it with the CAG community and not just the OTT...or something...
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin'][quote name='KrazyKefka'][quote name='SneakyPenguin']I wrote the funniest (IMO) review of Tetris ever. It's all about how Tetris is really about a Communist insurgent attempting to overthrow the evil capitalist government through the dropping of blocks. Think I should post it here, or in reviews?[/quote]

Why not both?[/quote]

Well, the whole thing is that it's a joke review, so I'm notsure if it really belongs in the Review section.[/quote]

Since it is a joke review put it here
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Darke Katt']Aw, thanks for the welcomes. I have no work this week because I wanted a free week before I go to Basic next Tuesday. *gulp*[/quote]

How's it been so far?[/quote]

Well, I've been working, and getting someone to replace me when I left was undertaken by mom in law, who got her own sis-in-law, so all is well--sort of. She can't stand the way the boss spazzes when things are busy. X3 I just never paid attention to him. It made things alot easier for me.

Finally left said job, and like I said, this is my last free week before 6 weeks of torture. I've been working out thanks to hubby's knowledge of stretches and exercises they did in the Marines, and we got a free month at a local fitness center. I've been in pain. T_T I'm gonna die. X3 But it'll be worth it! Something different, something to do every day, people yelling at me alot.. I need to learn to take yelling to the face. I tend to break down into tears when I'm yelled at. ^^; I'm too senstitive. I'll probably learn to go to la-la-land when they do that, though. I'm good at being a wall. My mom always said so. X3
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']OOoh...submit it to GameFAQs![/quote]

I second this. Most of the reviews on GameFAQs are jokes anyways, so what's one more?
 
Maybe I'll post it here tomorrow (It's ona school computer), and if the feedback is good, I'll move it to Reviews.

but c'mon, it's about Tetris, and it quotes Boondock Saints!
 
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting andthe force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would causeserious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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HAIL TO TEH NEW SHIRT. SNEAKY = THE AWESOMEST
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting andthe force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would causeserious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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Sounds like you have some competition, horsey!
 
Query, are there ANY media players that can play avi's and wmv's, and take screen shots of said formats? And are free? I want to take some Naruto screencaps, but WMP doesn't let you.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting andthe force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would causeserious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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Sounds like you have some competition, horsey![/quote]

I remember that site. It was strange, to say the least.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Query, are there ANY media players that can play avi's and wmv's, and take screen shots of said formats? And are free? I want to take some Naruto screencaps, but WMP doesn't let you.[/quote]

Possibly winamp with an addon pack?
 
DISCLAIMER: I've been having fun with equines for 14 years, and I've never been hurt badly...just bruises, ya gotta play by their rules...This Guide is not meant to be all-encompassing. The author of this article DOES NOT encourage you the reader to perform illegal activities (including trespassing) in the pursuit of your pleasure.
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just in case any of your were thinking about snogging with me ;)
 
[quote name='Darke Katt'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting andthe force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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[/quote]

Sounds like you have some competition, horsey![/quote]

I remember that site. It was strange, to say the least.[/quote]

:shock:
 
Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

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That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Query, are there ANY media players that can play avi's and wmv's, and take screen shots of said formats? And are free? I want to take some Naruto screencaps, but WMP doesn't let you.[/quote]

Media Player Classic?
 
[quote name='Ledhed']Bear is driving. :lol:

Also, your new sig rings truer than any words ever spoken by man or beast.[/quote]

And believe it or not, it was originally spoken by someone who HATES Halo! SneakyPenguin - I just didn't want to give him credit because nobody in their own skull would believe he actually came up with that.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

Otakucon41.jpg


That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

Otakucon41.jpg


That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up![/quote]

I think your suppose to be focused on the guys hickness or at least that seems to be the point of the pic to me. And your eyes scare me.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up![/quote]

I didn't know he was in the shot, I swear! XD
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up![/quote]

I think your suppose to be focused on the guys hickness or at least that seems to be the point of the pic to me. And your eyes scare me.[/quote]

That's just how he dresses for EVERY con. He's a cowboy raised in Canada born in Australia. X3
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I wonder if there's a guide to mating with bears...[/quote]

*Beware of claw
*Claw very sharp
*Bear crush skull
*Bear get drunk
*Bear steal car
*Sphincter need stitches
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

Otakucon41.jpg


That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

What voice does Scott McNeil do? By the way I like the Koenma in the background. :lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Ledhed']Bear is driving. :lol:

Also, your new sig rings truer than any words ever spoken by man or beast.[/quote]

And believe it or not, it was originally spoken by someone who HATES Halo! SneakyPenguin - I just didn't want to give him credit because nobody in their own skull would believe he actually came up with that.[/quote]

It's true, I actully had to remove my brain from my own skull and plant it in my sleeping g/f's before I believed it for myself. Man, she's a deep sleeper, didn't even blink when I revved up the bonesaw. Let's hope it's as easy to put back in as it was to take out...
 
6) Did he come? Well, when a stallion comes, the tip of his penis (the glans) swells up (flares) into a mushroom shape the size of your fist or bigger... he'll thrust a couple more times then ejaculate 3-4 ounces of semen with enough force to shoot 5 feet. His semen is whitish and runny like eggwhite... do not confuse with pre-ejaculate, which is watery and clear....he will drip copious amounts of this before he comes.
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:rofl: it's true though, I must admit, it is all true!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

Otakucon41.jpg


That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up![/quote]

I think your suppose to be focused on the guys hickness or at least that seems to be the point of the pic to me. And your eyes scare me.[/quote]

:lol:
 
[quote name='Darke Katt'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

Hmmm? What? Sorry, that Koenma in the background is crackin' me up![/quote]

I think your suppose to be focused on the guys hickness or at least that seems to be the point of the pic to me. And your eyes scare me.[/quote]

That's just how he dresses for EVERY con. He's a cowboy raised in Canada born in Australia. X3[/quote]

I got it now, hickX3!
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']*Bear get drunk
*Bear steal car[/quote]

Only you can prevent bear auto theft.

I would do a Bear is driving joke, but why bother when it's just handed to you like that.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']I have often been called 'furby eyes' by hubby because my eyes are so big. >.>[/quote]

I don't think its the size but rather the buldging factor. :shock:
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

What voice does Scott McNeil do? By the way I like the Koenma in the background. :lol:[/quote]

What VOICE? Doth my ears decieve me, only the singular form? You need the plural form, my friend. *takes a breath*

Duo, Waspinator, Dinobot, Rattrap, Silverbolt, old Picollo, Koga, and Jetfire, just to scrape the iceberg.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']I have often been called 'furby eyes' by hubby because my eyes are so big. >.>[/quote]

Those are some big ol' peepers you got there. :lol: Can you magnify them? Or perhaps see the ultraviolet spectrum? :wink:

/in good fun
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']I wonder if there's a guide to mating with bears...[/quote]

*Beware of claw
*Claw very sharp
*Bear crush skull
*Bear get drunk
*Bear steal car
*Sphincter need stitches[/quote]

Banky you don't understand there's this site with all these animal mating guides on it, like the dolphin one!
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='Darke Katt']I have often been called 'furby eyes' by hubby because my eyes are so big. >.>[/quote]

Those are some big ol' peepers you got there. :lol: Can you magnify them? Or perhaps see the ultraviolet spectrum? :wink:

/in good fun[/quote]

Well, I CAN focus on something close to me, then do the same with something far from me, and make my vision go blurry at will..does that count?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']I wonder if there's a guide to mating with bears...[/quote]

*Beware of claw
*Claw very sharp
*Bear crush skull
*Bear get drunk
*Bear steal car
*Sphincter need stitches[/quote]

Banky you don't understand there's this site with all these animal mating guides on it, like the dolphin one![/quote]

I do understand, I was just making my own...
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']I wonder if there's a guide to mating with bears...[/quote]

*Beware of claw
*Claw very sharp
*Bear crush skull
*Bear get drunk
*Bear steal car
*Sphincter need stitches[/quote]

Banky you don't understand there's this site with all these animal mating guides on it, like the dolphin one![/quote]

Well now, I only saw the dolphin and the goose! There are others? I must see. My curiousity tells me so.
 
ALWAYS REMEMBER: A stallion is an unpredictable animal...he may be fine one minute, then explode into 1200 pounds of biting, kicking horseflesh. He may be enjoying himself but he doesn't know his own strength and can disable or kill you without meaning to. If you aren't familiar with the proper handling of equines I strongly urge you to find someone who does to help you the first time (I know that's tough to do, but its for both of your safeties).
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[quote name='Ledhed']I'll be damned if that Alien Hominid Banky made doesn't look straight from Synj himself.[/quote]

:oops: Thanks! Youse guys are making me blush, tonight!
 
[quote name='Darke Katt'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

What voice does Scott McNeil do? By the way I like the Koenma in the background. :lol:[/quote]

What VOICE? Doth my ears decieve me, only the singular form? You need the plural form, my friend. *takes a breath*

Duo, Waspinator, Dinobot, Rattrap, Silverbolt, old Picollo, Koga, and Jetfire, just to scrape the iceberg.[/quote]

:?

Just checked him out at imdb, should've have said he was in Scooby Doo 2 then I would have known what you were talking about.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Darke Katt']Oh yeah, I was at a convention in December and got to meet my God of Voice Actors, Scott McNeil.

That's me dressed as Sakura, and spooging my pants. X3[/quote]

What voice does Scott McNeil do? By the way I like the Koenma in the background. :lol:[/quote]

What VOICE? Doth my ears decieve me, only the singular form? You need the plural form, my friend. *takes a breath*

Duo, Waspinator, Dinobot, Rattrap, Silverbolt, old Picollo, Koga, and Jetfire, just to scrape the iceberg.[/quote]

Don't leave out the one that I will always make fun of Scott for...Wolverine in X-Men:Evolution.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Well, i just took 2 sleeping pills. If i don't post for a while, I'm probably dead.

Probably be fine.[/quote]

Have fun!
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Well, i just took 2 sleeping pills. If i don't post for a while, I'm probably dead.

Probably be fine.[/quote]

Can I have some of your stuff if you take the big ride to the sky?
 
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