XBox Elite OR $400 Giftcard Giveaway

thethinkingman

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Hey guys! Thought you may be interested: For a chance to win an XBox 360 Elite or a $400 Gamespot gift card: sign up for The Toilet Paper.

The Toilet Paper is Daily News for the Thinking Man (think: Rodin's The Thinker). We provide an intelligent and humorous burst of daily news coverage that arms our readers with an arsenal of entertaining and relevant information that goes beyond the headlines.

Sign up to win: http://thetoiletpaper.com/sweepstakes-2

Also, if you have any suggestions for future contests, email us at [email protected]

Thanks everyone.
 
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[quote name='thethinkingman']Hey guys! Thought you may be interested: Win an XBox 360 Elite or a $400 Gamespot gift card by signing up for The Toilet Paper.

The Toilet Paper is Daily News for the Thinking Man (think: Rodin's The Thinker). We provide an intelligent and humorous burst of daily news coverage that arms our readers with an arsenal of entertaining and relevant information that goes beyond the headlines.

Sign up to win: http://thetoiletpaper.com/sweepstakes-2

Also, if you have any suggestions for future contests, email us at [email protected]

Thanks everyone.[/QUOTE]

This may be obvious, but just to be sure: signing up provides you a chance to win. :)

You can always reach the founders at [email protected] if you have any questions. Good luck!
 
I'm a bit hesitant to sign up for this. Just like that Thrillist Contest that was giving away a RE Edition 360. I just got junk email every day from that site and I don't think anyone even won.
 
[quote name='thebattlebegins']I'm a bit hesitant to sign up for this. Just like that Thrillist Contest that was giving away a RE Edition 360. I just got junk email every day from that site and I don't think anyone even won.[/QUOTE]
thebattlebegins - how's it going dude? understand the concern.

In full disclosure, you will get emails Tuesday through Friday. They are short, funny, smart...While we encourage you to sign up for a chance to win, we want this to be something that you enjoy getting regularly. Check out our archives if you are curious about what the content is like: www.thetoiletpaper.com/archive

Someone will absolutely win and this information will be available to anyone that requests it.
 
[quote name='thethinkingman']thebattlebegins - how's it going dude? understand the concern.

In full disclosure, you will get emails Tuesday through Friday. They are short, funny, smart...While we encourage you to sign up for a chance to win, we want this to be something that you enjoy getting regularly. Check out our archives if you are curious about what the content is like: www.thetoiletpaper.com/archive

Someone will absolutely win and this information will be available to anyone that requests it.[/QUOTE]

I signed up. It looks more legit than the Thrillist Site too.
 
Usually I just sign up for these things for a chance to win something, but I looked through the archives and this is pretty funny. I think I'll stay subscribed even when the contest is over.
 
quick question; where are like the rules and stuff for the drawing? i only ask cuz i usually like to keep tabs on when the contests i enter end and stuff like that...thanks again!
 
I've grown quite fond of the newsletter. No offense intended, but it feels very onion-esqe which is a good thing as I have always been a fan of the Onion since I lived in Wisconsin and read their newspaper.
 
[quote name='adonis 27']quick question; where are like the rules and stuff for the drawing? i only ask cuz i usually like to keep tabs on when the contests i enter end and stuff like that...thanks again![/QUOTE]


Sweepstakes Rules - XBox 360 Elite

Sweepstakes Rules
NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN, NOR WILL A PURCHASE IMPROVE ONE’S CHANCES OF WINNING

1. SPONSOR: The Toilet Paper LLC, 2045 North Avenue, Suite 2A, Chicago, Illinois 60647, is solely responsible for all aspects of this sweepstakes (“Sweepstakes”).

2. ENTRY: During the period beginning at 12:01 A.M., May, 26 2009, and ending at 11:59:59 P.M., June 16, 2009 (“Entry Period”), you may enter this Sweepstakes in one of two (2) ways. For purposes of these Official Rules (“Rules”), all times and days are Eastern Daylight Time.

(a) Online Entry: You may enter via the Internet by visiting www.thetoiletpaper.com (“Website”) and completing and submitting all information requested on the online sign-up/entry form, (“Online Entry”). Normal Internet access and usage charges imposed by your online service will apply. It is your sole responsibility to notify the Sponsor in writing if you change your email address (“Address”).

(b) Mail Entry: To enter by mail, send a hand-printed postcard (no mechanical reproductions accepted) with your name, address, telephone number, age and email address and friend’s email address that you would like us to invite to opt in for The Toilet Paper daily email list (“Mail Entry”).. Mail your completed entry to: The Toilet Paper LLC, Attn: Gregg Carey, 2045 North Avenue, Suite 2A, Chicago, Illinois 60647. Each entry must be mailed separately. Proof of mailing does not constitute proof of delivery or receipt.

Entry: shall mean and refer to each Online and Mail Entry.

3. LIMITATIONS: All Online Entries must be received by 11:59:59 P.M., June 16, 2009; and all Mail Entries must be postmarked by June 16, 2009, and received by June 23, 2009. Only one Entry per person/Address (regardless of whether one person has more than one Address or more than one person use the same Address) will be accepted. In event of a dispute regarding the identity of the person submitting an Online Entry, the Entry will be deemed to be submitted by the person in whose name the Address is registered. Entries by any method other than set forth above in Section 3 are void. Any use of automated or programmed methods of effecting Entry is prohibited. Open only to persons who are 18 or older upon entering and legal residents of, and physically located within, the 50 states, D.C. or Canada (excluding Quebec) (collectively, “Territory”). Employees of the Sponsor; its parent, subsidiary, affiliated and successor companies; the advertising, promotional and fulfillment agencies of each of them (individually and collectively, “Entities”); the members of their households and members of their immediate families, are all ineligible to participate in the Sweepstakes. Neither the Entities, nor any of their officers, directors, shareholders, employees, agents or representatives (individually and collectively, “Releasees”) are responsible for Entries from persons residing, or physically located, outside the Territory; Entries that are altered, delayed, deleted, destroyed, forged, fraudulent, illegible, improperly accessed, inaccurate, incomplete, interrupted, irregular in any way, late, lost, misdirected, multiple, mutilated, non-delivered, postage-due, stolen, tampered with, unauthorized, unintelligible or otherwise not in compliance with these Rules; or for lost, interrupted or unavailable network, server or other connections; miscommunications; failed phone, computer hardware or software or telephone transmissions; technical failures; unauthorized human intervention; traffic congestion; garbled or jumbled transmissions; undeliverable emails resulting from any form of active or passive email filtering; insufficient space in entrant’s email account to receive email; or other errors of any kind, whether due to electronic, mechanical or human error or other causes; even if caused by the negligence of any of the Releasees. Each of such potential Entries will be disqualified and any attempt by a person to use multiple email accounts to register more than once may result in disqualification at Sponsor’s sole discretion. Void where prohibited or restricted by law and subject to all applicable federal, state, provincial, local and municipal laws and regulations.

4. PRIZES: One (1) GRAND PRIZES: A total of one XBox 360 Elite at $400 OR a gift card from GameSpot will be awarded to one individual. All expenses not specifically mentioned herein are not included and are solely the winner’s responsibility. Approximate retail value (“ARV”): $400. Total ARV of all prizes: $400. Limit one prize per person/Address. If the actual value of a prize is less than the stated ARV, the difference will not be awarded. Any depiction of prize is for illustrative purposes only. Prizes are not redeemable for cash or transferable, except to a surviving spouse residing in the same household. No substitution allowed except, at Sponsor’s sole discretion, a prize of equal or greater value may be substituted. The prizes cannot be used in conjunction with any other promotion or offer. Prize elements may not be separated. Only the number of prizes stated in the Rules is available to be won. All prizes will be awarded provided a sufficient number of eligible Entries are received and prizes validly claimed by June 30, 2009, after which no alternate winners will be selected nor unclaimed prizes awarded..

5. PROCEDURES: Sweepstakes will be conducted during the Entry Period. On or about June 24, 2009, in a random drawing, the potential winners will be selected from all eligible Entries received. Odds of winning depend on the total number of eligible Entries received.

6. WINNERS: Potential winners will be notified by U.S.Mail and email on or about June 30, 2009. All legal responsibilities under the Rules of a minor (as defined by state or province of primary residence) will be assumed by a parent/legal guardian (“Parent”). At the sole discretion of the Sponsor, disqualification, forfeiture and the selection of an alternate winner may result from any of the following: [1] potential winner’s failure to respond to notification within ten (10) days after its mailing/transmission; [2] the return of an email notification as undeliverable after three (3) attempts; [3] the return of any other notice or a prize as undeliverable; [4] potential winner’s failure to provide Sponsor with satisfactory proof that he/she is the authorized account holder of the Address associated with a winning Online Entry; [5] potential winner’s failure to provide Sponsor with satisfactory proof of age, identity and residency; [6] potential Grand Prize winner’s failure to execute and return an Affidavit of Eligibility/Liability/Publicity Release within ten (10) days after it is mailed; [7] potential winner’s failure to claim a prize within ten (10) days after it is sent; [8] potential winner’s failure to validly claim any prize before July 10, 2009; and [9] any other non-compliance with Rules. In the event of a prize forfeiture, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, award or not award the forfeited prize to an alternate winner. Each Canadian resident who is a potential winner will be required to answer correctly a mathematical skill testing question without assistance of any kind whether mechanical or otherwise to be declared a winner and be eligible to collect a prize. All taxes are solely the responsibility of each winner.


7. PRIVACY POLICY/DATA COLLECTION: Information provided by you for this Sweepstakes is subject to Sponsor’s privacy policy located at http://thetoiletpaper.com/privacy/

8. CONDITIONS: By entering this Sweepstakes, you agree, represent and warrant that: [1] you will be bound by the Rules and the Sponsor’s decisions, which shall be final in all respects; [2] the Entry becomes solely the Sponsor’s property and will not be acknowledged or returned; [3] you release and hold harmless the Releasees from any and all liability for claims, injuries, losses or damages of any kind, including without limitation, death and bodily injury, resulting, in whole or in part, directly or indirectly, from the awarding, delivery, acceptance, use, misuse, possession, loss or misdirection of any prize; participation in the Sweepstakes or any Sweepstakes-related activity or travel or from any interaction with, or downloading of, computer Sweepstakes information; [4] the prizes are awarded “AS IS” and WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, express or implied, (including, without limitation, any implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose); [5] any winner’s acceptance of any prize constitutes the grant to Sponsor and assigns of an unconditional right to use winner’s name, address (city and state or province only), voice, likeness, photograph, biographical and prize information and/or statements about the promotion for any publicity, advertising and promotional purposes without additional compensation, except where prohibited by law; [6] in the event unauthorized human intervention, Acts of God, acts or regulations of any governmental or supra-national authority, war, national emergency, accident, fire, riot, strikes, lock-outs, industrial disputes, acts of terrorism or other matters beyond the Sponsor’s reasonable control, corrupt, prevent or impair the administration, security, fairness or proper play of the Sweepstakes, so that it cannot be conducted as originally planned, except where prohibited by law, Sponsor has the right, in its sole discretion, to modify the Rules or to cancel, modify, terminate or suspend the Sweepstakes; and in such event, to select winners by such method as Sponsor in its sole discretion shall consider equitable; [7] the Releasees are not responsible for typographical or other errors in the offer or administration of this Sweepstakes, including but not limited to: errors in the advertising, Rules, selection and announcement of the winners and distribution of the prizes; [8] any portion of any prize not accepted or used by any winner will be forfeited; [9] the Releasees are not responsible for any inability of any winner to accept or use any prize (or any portion thereof) for any reason; [10] the Sponsor has the right, at any time and at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual it suspects: to be doing any of the following: (a) tampering or attempting to tamper with the entry process or the operation of the Sweepstakes; (b) violating the Rules, TOU or the Privacy Policy; (c) violating any other terms, conditions of use and/or general rules or guidelines of any Sweepstakes property or service or (d) acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner, or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person; or for any other good cause as determined solely by the Sponsor; [11] any attempt by any individual to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the Sweepstakes is a violation of these Rules as well as criminal and civil laws; and should Sponsor believe or become aware that such an attempt has been, is being, or will be made, it has the right to seek remedies and damages from any responsible individuals to the fullest extent permitted by law, including without limitation criminal prosecution; [12] Sponsor has the right to conduct a background check (“Check”) of any and all records of the Grand Prize winner and his/her companions (“Participants”), including without limitation, civil and criminal court records and police reports, which they; to the extent necessary under law, shall authorize; [13] Sponsor may take all steps necessary to corroborate any information provided to Sponsor by the Participants and they will be obligated to provide necessary contacts and information for the Check; [14] Sponsor has the right, in its sole discretion, to disqualify any Participant from any prize element, based on the Check; [15] any and all disputes, claims and causes of action at law or in equity (“Claim”) arising out of or relating to this Sweepstakes, the meaning or interpretation of the Rules or any prize awarded shall be resolved by applying the laws of Illinois, without regard to conflict of laws provisions therein, and shall be solely and exclusively brought in the state or federal courts within that state; [16] any Claims shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action; [17] any and all claims, judgments and awards shall be limited to actual out-of-pocket costs incurred, but in no event attorneys’ fees, and under no circumstances will any entrant be permitted to obtain awards for, and hereby waives all rights to claim, punitive, incidental, special, consequential damages and any other damages, other than for actual out-o-pocket expenses and any and all rights to have damages multiplied or otherwise increased; and [18] Sponsor has the right to modify prize award procedures at its sole discretion.

9. RULES & WINNER’S LIST: For winner information available after July 1, 2009, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope postmarked by July 2, 2009 and received by July 10, 2009 to: "XBox Giveaway" WINNERS, ATTN: Gregg, The Toilet Paper LLC, 2045 North Avenue, Suite 2A, Chicago, Illinois 60647.
 
I'm not trying to do anything sketchy, but it's weird how how rules say one entry per address only. I'm assuming it means address, as in where you live, but it never asks for it,so it doesnt really keep track.
If it means email address, people will still create multiple emails, but whatever I suppose. I'm crossing my fingers hoping for the best, regardless of worrying about others ruining it for us. The sites interesting, so that was a huge plus.
 
[quote name='Malik112099']Holy shit I love reading these toilet paper emails! I thought they would be annoying but now I look forward to them![/QUOTE]

Same, They always make me lol because of they're random news
 
[quote name='Jrittmayer']When is the drawing?[/QUOTE]

Likely a few days after the 23rd, that's when all mail in entries reach the deadline. Then they need to pick one.

EDIT: I signed up and I already feel like I won, I'm loving this burning down the blouse bit. That's not to say I wouldn't like the gift card though :p
 
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pff, at a shot for $400 Giftcard when video game season is right upon us PLUS a pretty funny newsletter? y the hell not? sweet giveaway
 
[quote name='Dual45s']Hookers for Jesus marries guy from Stryper. Best article yet![/QUOTE]


I loved the part about telling all the ugly hookers about the program and then letting the pretty ones figure it out on their own!
 
[quote name='Hydro2Oxide']Any word on when this ends?[/QUOTE]


The contest rules are on the first page of the thread, near the bottom.

5. PROCEDURES: Sweepstakes will be conducted during the Entry Period. On or about June 24, 2009, in a random drawing, the potential winners will be selected from all eligible Entries received. Odds of winning depend on the total number of eligible Entries received.

 
[quote name='Jrittmayer']Who won?[/QUOTE]

Unless the original poster comes back and tells us, this is the only way to know:

[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]"9. RULES & WINNER’S LIST: For winner information available after July 1, 2009, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope postmarked by July 2, 2009 and received by July 10, 2009 to: "XBox Giveaway" WINNERS, ATTN: Gregg, The Toilet Paper LLC, 2045 North Avenue, Suite 2A, Chicago, Illinois 60647.[/FONT]"
 
[quote name='mr.me']Unless the original poster comes back and tells us, this is the only way to know:

[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]"9. RULES & WINNER’S LIST: For winner information available after July 1, 2009, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope postmarked by July 2, 2009 and received by July 10, 2009 to: "XBox Giveaway" WINNERS, ATTN: Gregg, The Toilet Paper LLC, 2045 North Avenue, Suite 2A, Chicago, Illinois 60647.[/FONT]"[/QUOTE]

Hey folks, we've selected a winner. I believe he came from this forum. I've asked him to announce that he won. I don't want to publish his information online without his permission.

I will say he's a solid cat, from Florida, and was very grateful. Thanks for having a strong community.
 
That winner was me :D.I saw the email in my mail box and I couldn't believe that I actually won I thought I was getting punk'd.

Thanks so much for the xbox i'll make sure to give it a good home :bouncy:..I can't wait for UPS to drop it off tomma and I can actually set it up!.Thanks a mill again and looking forward to reading more of your newletters.Happy 4th of july all and i'll drink to that!!!!!. :lol:
 
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I will say he's a solid cat, from Florida, and was very grateful. Thanks for having a strong community.[/QUOTE]
What a tease. Congratulations Hestar.
 
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