Xmas Contest - GameFly $ Giveaway!

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Hey people! Although I just started a job at a sweet game company (not telling though ;) ), I don't get paid until mid-January which means I don't have any damn money to spend on Gamefly stuff.

However, that means this $5 coupon I got for their store is going to expire unused on Dec. 30th, and we can't have that!

So, I'm running a contest. To enter, reply in this thread with your ***best idea on how to incorporate Santa Claus into your favorite game.***

Example: In Far Cry 2, you accept a mission to infiltrate Sandiego Clauz's black market reindeer breeding mill and steal the 'presents' (gems) he has stockpiled there. Or something. It doesn't have to be logical, sensible, etc - go nuts! Best/most insane entry gets the coupon.

Entries are accepted up to midnight of this Saturday the 27th, and I'll crown a winner on Sunday the 28th.

FREE STUFF GO!
 
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in GTA IV the Santa on the corner is actually a Mafai boss, you must protect him from the cops while delivering packs of "dirty money" to familes in need, while driving his sleigh.
 
Call of Duty 17: Santa's Slay

The war of the century breaks out as a group of Russian Terrorists storm the north pole in an attempt to thwart Christmas and put a crippling blow to the American public. Little did they know that Santa had something deeper going on in his factory other than toys. All these years Santa has been the head of a underground gun smuggling organization based out of Sierra Leone. These terrorists are in for the fight of their lives. Play as a Russian Terrorist and try to complete your mission or play as an elf or the bossman himself....Santa Claus.

"Instead of bringing glee, get ready to flee. Run for your life, this mother ****ers got a knife."

Release Date: December 25, 2018
 
Santa Claus has asked the king of all cosmos for a planet made of candy canes! Now the prince has been entrusted with carrying out this task.
Thanks OP
 
In Kingdom Hearts, Sora and company visit Disney's The Santa Clause and help Tim Allen/Scott Calvin deal with ... well with becoming the next Santa Clause! All the while, the Heartless invade the North Pole, and Organization XIII member, Xaldin, plot to steal the hearts of young children using Santa's delivered presents...
 
Medal of Honor: Santa Assault, The elves have taken over santa's workshop in a riot over no wages and no "cookies and carrot" that the big man recieves. You have to storm the snowy beaches of santas fortress North Pole with your fellow children. There would be lots of gore and blood from the melted candy cane flamethrowers, and the gumdrop mortars. You have to storm the snowy beaches to get up the cliffs to get to the factory and blow up the main door to get to "Santa's Bag" and retrieve presents for children all over the world. You can Fight the evil elves on their own land. This Christmas bring the fight to the North Pole and "Let he who delivers joy to children kick the first ass."
 
Gears of war 2. The guys are already thick so add a beard and a santa suit.Then go to town on some evil elves. The (modes of transportation without spoiling) could be a sleigh and reindeer. Instead of bullets the guns shoot sharp candy canes. The chain saw would still be a chain saw but with a Mrs. Claus tattoo at the bottom and red and white stripes. At the end of the game you find a beehive spawning the evil elves and that you are far from finishing the fight. Cue sequel.
 
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Grand theft auto (any of them).

You quickly elude the police after disposing of dozens of brainwashed civilians. You duck into the nearest alley and catch your breath. While catching your breath you look up towards a fire escape. There you seen santa claus with a hooker bent over the railing, giving her the ole' one-two-one-two. You look up in disbelief and yell "Has she been a naughty one santa?!". Santa looks down and replies "She's a... " then he pauses and yells "Ho Ho Ho". Another pause and he finishes (literally) with "Have a merry christmas!". You chuckle to yourself as you reload your pistol in preperation of retallation against the boys in blue!

((This is more of a "santa spotting" in a popular video game series than a mission, so if It does not meet critera, no worries))
 
Fallout 3...

You are wandering through the wasteland and encounter a deranged human survivor wearing a Santa Clause outfit. He waves and says "Merry Christmas!" a lot. Once you talk to him he explains how he is Santa, and you have a few text options:

1. See if he needs help.
2. Explain to him how he needs to convert to being a Pastafarian, and to ditch the red suit and join you in a feast of spaghetti and grog.
3. Tell him he can beg for his life.

The first option leads to him telling you his plea of his elves/reindeer/other such thing being missing. You can either assist him, or ignore it. His elves/reindeer/other are being held by Super Mutants at a place in the far north. Once you help him he gives you a giant Candy Cane-looking mace.

The second option leads him to attacking you out of insanity, for he worships Christmas. Once you kill him you can loot his outfit, and a noodly appendage reaches down and touches you, making you shorter.

The third option leads to him pleading for you to not kill him, and he attempts to bribe you with a present to spare him. If you accept, he gives you coal, otherwise he attacks you.
 
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You finally make your way to the top of the Castle, and sitting in what you expect to be Dracula's seat... is Santa! Santa must be Lord Dracula!
 
Fallout 3- Special Weapon found in the North Pole Ice Cream Shop:

HQ Death Claw Hand - "Santa's Claws"

0 Damage, Successful attack removes enemy/ NPC hostility towards you.
 
[FONT=&quot]The List[/FONT][FONT=&quot]™ is a next-generation game developed by Cheap Ass Games that redefines the stealth action genre. The List merges technology, game design, theme, magic, and emotions into a world where you impose justice and become a powerful, yet whimsical, angel of judgment.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The setting is 12 days of Christmas. The elfin workers of North Pole race to keep production of toys on schedule. You, Saint Nicholas, AKA Santa Claus, intend to make sure this Christmas good little boys and girls get their presents and naughty children get what they deserve.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]You are a bringer of gifts and suffering, a man shrouded in secrecy, honored for your generosity and feared for your absolute knowledge of every deed done. Your presence can spread joy or despair throughout each household visited, and your verdict will shape the lives of every growing child this holiday season.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]“…best game of the year since last yera’s smash hit, Kosher Cooking Mama.” – Wombat (10 out of 9)[/FONT]


  • [FONT=&quot]Master the skills, tactics, and weapons of history’s most beloved home intruder. Plan your break-in, strike without mercy or deposit gifts before making a hasty escape.

    [/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]Experience a living, breathing world in which all the inhabitants’ actions have consequences. Children and pets react to your discovery and will either help or hinder you on your quests.

    [/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]Eliminate your targets wherever, whenever, and however. Stalk your prey through richly detailed, accurate, open-ended environments. Scale buildings, mount reindeer, fly slays, descend chimneys. Do whatever it takes to achieve your objectives.

    [/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]Experience heavy action blended with fluid and precise animations. Use a wide range of magical weapons, and face your enemies with wrathful vengeance or bestow benevolent mercy on deserving youth.

    [/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]The non-proprietary engine developed from the ground up for the Xbox 360 allows organic game design featuring closed gameplay, counter intuitive control scheme, semi-realistic interaction with environment and a fluid, yet sharply dull, combat mechanic. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Please note due to extensive use of high-definition fonts, only 1080p DLP televisions are supported. Requires 121GB available hard drive space for game saves.

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In Bioshock, have Santa as a boss. He'll be nuttier than squirrel poo and Sander Cohen combined. He'll send wave after wave of spliced up elves out of the woodworks to gnaw on your ankles. When he gets bored of that (which is completely random, he is batshit insane) he'll recall his elves and come riding out on a steampunk robot reindeer with a laser sight for a nose. He'll use this guiding light to slay you with various machine guns rigged into its antlers like one fo the sentry guns.

And to defeat him, you have to jam a banana in the robot deer's tailpipe then rapidly tap A to laugh like Eddie Murphy.
 
Scene: Final Fantasy Tactics, Chapter 3 - Goland Coal City

A young man with a ponytail climbs up onto the snowy roof of a house, taking a spot near the chimney. Voices ring out from below:

"Where did he run?!"
"The roof!"

Multiple Thieves and Chemists emerge from the building and surround it, trapping the young man.

Young man: "Surrounded..."

A Mediator steps out onto the roof.

Mediator: "I don't know who you are. Too bad you stumbled on us."
Young Man: "Next time, put up a sign outside saying 'Thieves' Hideout'."
Mediator: "Ha! Damn blabbermouth. Now, give yourself up."

Suddenly, a sleigh, dragged through the air by eight flying reindeer, appeared behind the Mediator. The young man quickly ducked behind the chimney and watched in horror as the Mediator was crushed by the abrupt landing of the sleigh. The remaining thieves scattered in fear, allowing for his escape - but not until after the mysterious red-clad pilot of the sleigh dropped a bag full of coal down the chimney.
 
The results are in!

First off, thanks to everyone who entered. All of the entries were hilarious and/or frightening. You all should be applauded, and also try to seek professional help :)

After much deliberation, the grand prize goes to georox for his Santa character/mission in Fallout 3! Bonus points for somehow including the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Honorable mentions go to FatGamer for his traumatizing depiction of Santa giving a certain kind of gift to a GTA hooker, LegendK7ll3r for his SOTN 'shop (and I've seen quite a few shops in my day, etc) and Tootythebear for the phrase "Let he who delivers joy to children kick the first ass," which is begging to be put on a series of bumper stickers and/or general apparel.

Thanks again to all who entered and to all a good night!
 
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