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I guess the primary follow-up question on everyone's mind is: Why wasn't Batman and the rest of the Super-Best-Friends able to stop them?
 
Aquaman is the weakest superhero concept ever. His weakness is oxygen. OXYGEN!

"Hi! I can swim really fast and talk to fish! My likes include swimming and fish! My dislikes include oxygen and fishermen."
 
[quote name='Quillion']Aquaman is the weakest superhero concept ever. His weakness is oxygen. OXYGEN!

"Hi! I can swim really fast and talk to fish! My likes include swimming and fish! My dislikes include oxygen and fishermen."[/QUOTE]

yeah, he's always like "hey hey, I'm king of the sea!"

and superman is like "...yeah... ok, I've got laser eyes. Do you know what laser eyes can do? Not to mention x-ray vision? Oh and did I mention that I could pound the living fuck out of every single other JLA member? cool. go play with some dolphins or a seal or something."
 
Art Bell still does the weekend show Saturday and Sunday nights. George Noory does the M-F.

I can't sleep without the TV or radio on and that's who's on when I get up to whiz at 3AM.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']yeah, he's always like "hey hey, I'm king of the sea!"

and superman is like "...yeah... ok, I've got laser eyes. Do you know what laser eyes can do? Not to mention x-ray vision? Oh and did I mention that I could pound the living fuck out of every single other JLA member? cool. go play with some dolphins or a seal or something."[/QUOTE]

Ha! Shows what you know. He's actually the prince of the sea. PRINCE! But seriously folks, what the fuck is up with superman's disguise? Batman has a mask, Superman has glasses. GLASSES! They're either magical glasses, or everyone else in metropolis uses US DOD facial recognition software.
 
[quote name='Quillion'] But seriously folks, what the fuck is up with superman's disguise? Batman has a mask, Superman has glasses. GLASSES! They're either magical glasses, or everyone else in metropolis uses US DOD facial recognition software.[/QUOTE]


and what is the deal with Airplane food?
 
As far as lame superheroes go - Antman is pretty lame. He can shrink down to the size of an ant, but he'll still have the power of a human being. Oh, and I'm pretty sure he can talk to ants too. Whoa.
 
i think superman is a pretty lame concept. he has every super power. it just makes him boring.
batmans cool because he kicks so much ass without any powers.
 
[quote name='2poor']i think superman is a pretty lame concept. he has every super power. it just makes him boring.
batmans cool because he kicks so much ass without any powers.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but I think you should get deeper in the mythos.

I mean, kryptonite f's him up pretty bad, and if I'm not wrong so does fire.

Anyway, he was originally supposed to be a villan ala the American moralistic interpretation of Nietzchie's uberman back in the early century - destroying outdated moral codes with his own vision through his will to power (and several other powers as well)

Eventually the concept was Americanized, and interestingly in the Smallville show I think that Lex Luthor acts like the ubermensch, when he isn't acting like a lunatic or bowing to the will of his father.
 
[quote name='camoor']Yeah, but I think you should get deeper in the mythos.

I mean, kryptonite f's him up pretty bad, and if I'm not wrong so does fire.

Anyway, he was originally supposed to be a villan ala the American moralistic interpretation of Nietzchie's uberman back in the early century - destroying outdated moral codes with his own vision through his will to power (and several other powers as well)

Eventually the concept was Americanized, and interestingly in the Smallville show I think that Lex Luthor acts like the ubermensch, when he isn't acting like a lunatic or bowing to the will of his father.[/QUOTE]

wow. i didnt know superman actually had some history to it. thats pretty cool.
 
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