[quote name='gizmogc']Wait, you can't get a real job? I have nothing against doing ebay as a side job, but as a full time job...thats gotta be next to impossible.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps he's an ex-felon? Perhaps he has a horrible skin condition that makes him frightening to the public? I dunno. Perhaps he's lazy as

, and can't stand slappin' lettuce on whoppers for 9 hours a day? Either way, good on you for calling his bullshit.
OT, while I don't expect an $8/hour retail employee to toss my salad, my cynicism regards as "good" salesmen those who don't come off like they just got hired out of clown college, and who have no

in' clue about what they're trying to sell me. If they can talk the talk, and they don't try to force anything on me, then we're kosher. If they violate those rules, then I don't buy anything from them. It's kinda minimalistic, but hey, they're

in' jackoffs who'd rather be poking their eyes out with syphillitic needles than talking to you, so the slightest modicum of intelligence is appreciated. That, and, of course, I have a paranoia of really nice people (especially in the foodservice industry). If they're WAAAY too nice, they either just

ed with whatever you purchased (like rubbed their cock on your hamburger bun), or they're

in' crazy and will come to your house with little hugs and Jack Chick tracts. Nobody's that nice for no good reason, unless they're balls-deep in percocets.