Yo, you a virgin?

[quote name='confoosious']You know what gives him away as a troll though?

Who the fuck is referencing Nancy Reagan's anti drug campaign and JUST going to college. Shit, unless you're 30+, you have no recollection of Nancy Reagan on Diffr'nt Strokes.




:lol:[/QUOTE]

Anti-drug policy history is something most pot heads think they know everything about. I'm just a pot smokers so I do know about it.
 
[quote name='Survivalism'] I haven't had sex in a year with my parents in the room. [/QUOTE]

How could anyone have sex with their parents in the room, even if it WAS more than a year ago? Ewwww....
 
wow, he's so fresh that he won't stop at being just a pot smoker, but multiple pot smokers! not only that, he's so cash he admits to THINKING he knows everything about "Anti-drug policy history".

man, cool guys don't even need logical flow or sentence structure. how lucky...
 
[quote name='Rodimus']Nap after sex is the best. I was dealing with so much crap this morning but now I feel SUPER :D[/QUOTE]

I don't want to hear about the activities you take part in behind closed doors!
 
[quote name='keithp']How could anyone have sex with their parents in the room, even if it WAS more than a year ago? Ewwww....[/QUOTE]

Damn you, sir.
 
[quote name='X BRO 420']Yall mother fuckers can hate all you want. I'm gonna study international business and be way better off in life then most of you. I'm gonna like mother fucking george clooney, dating woman half my age and building schools in africa and shit. I'm also gonna do it all stoned as fuck so suck it nancy reagan.[/QUOTE]

Charlie, is that you?

/He's winning!
 
Nope. I lost my virginity a decade ago almost to the day, and I'm 27.

And yes, sex, while great is definitely overrated.

The night I lost it I had it so built up in my mind that it took 15 minutes to get it up. Then it took me, what seemed like forever to finish, again because I was nervous. When it was over I thought "wow, that was really awesome, but porno makes it seem so much cooler."

The girl I lost it to was vastly more experienced than I, however I was (am) a bit smarter. She insisted she'd NEVER have sex with virgin because "they're too clingy" and "if nobody wants to have sex with them there must be something wrong with them." Well, she had sex with me and had no clue I was a virgin, I'm guessing due to the length of time I lasted. The next day she IMs me saying "that was amazing last night... You're fantastic. You put me on last night. Can I see you again?" I simply responded with a "no" and never spoke to her again. Bitch.

Played, used, and put out to pasture... BY A VIRGIN!!!! Ha!
 
Sex isn't overrated. It's easily my favorite thing to do. Perhaps some of you have just had partners that suck at it (no pun intended). I became used goods when I was 15... and somewhat of an addict as well. From 15 to 30, I lived for it... and have accumulated quite a lengthy list of women.

Now a days, I get laid like once a month. I'm absolutely miserable when it comes to my sex life. But I have a wife... and I suppose that's what happens when you get married. Everything comes to a screeching halt.
 
Originally Posted by X BRO 420
Yall mother fuckers can hate all you want. I'm gonna study international business and be way better off in life then most of you. I'm gonna like mother fucking george clooney, dating woman half my age and building schools in africa and shit. I'm also gonna do it all stoned as fuck so suck it nancy reagan.
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Confused a bit by this. Unless you're a non-traditional student, planning on going to college to study international business suggests that you are still in (or just out of) high school. Which means that women half your age would be somewhere in the range of 7-10 years old.
 
[quote name='metaphysicalstyles']Sex isn't overrated. It's easily my favorite thing to do. Perhaps some of you have just had partners that suck at it (no pun intended). I became used goods when I was 15... and somewhat of an addict as well. From 15 to 30, I lived for it... and have accumulated quite a lengthy list of women.

Now a days, I get laid like once a month. I'm absolutely miserable when it comes to my sex life. But I have a wife... and I suppose that's what happens when you get married. Everything comes to a screeching halt.[/QUOTE]

I definitely think it's overrated, especially with the amount of media attention it gets. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but I could live (very unhappily) without it.

And why you gotta go and say things like that, huh? I'm getting married this year. Everyone keeps mentioning the sex coming to a screeching halt. I suppose it ain't a myth...
 
Once the courtship ends, it seems that the female no longer has any desire to fulfill any sexual desires. It's like "I own him now... and he will do what I want when I want."

If you have any desire to maintain a sex life, avoid marriage. It's a plague... and it will cause you to forget that you have a penis.
 
I'm married and we still have 'marital relations' at least once a week. Sometimes twice a week. (Not counting that red week, of course)
 
I don't think it's the marriage that ends the constant sex. I think it's the longevity. I've been with my wife for 12 years (married for 4) and the screeching halt came well before the ring. When you've been with the same person for a long time it's only natural for the excitement level to get toned down
 
[quote name='poopants']I don't think it's the marriage that ends the constant sex. I think it's the longevity. I've been with my wife for 12 years (married for 4) and the screeching halt came well before the ring. When you've been with the same person for a long time it's only natural for the excitement level to get toned down[/QUOTE]

Well see, that's the thing... I get excited by the thought of my own hand... and I've been with it 27 years. So if she thinks "once or twice a week" is going to cut the mustard, it ain't.
 
Once or twice a week? Good luck with that....I say good luck with once or twice a month.

If you get it twice a week, then hold on to that one..She's a keeper!
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']yea at least you guys get some. i dont even know when ill get my first one. could be in the next 20 years[/QUOTE]

Lower your standards and bang an ugly girl? Either that or pay for a really hot hooker.
 
[quote name='DV8']Lower your standards and bang an ugly girl? Either that or pay for a really hot hooker.[/QUOTE]

Hooker ! Cause for the amount of liqour ull buy to be able to bang the ugly chick u could be doing the hot hooker and remember it. Lol

A: no.
 
[quote name='DV8']Lower your standards and bang an ugly girl? Either that or pay for a really hot hooker.[/QUOTE]

Don't do that! The 'hooker' thing is such a stupid response. Unless youre deformed or somehow lost your johnson in an accident YOU DO NOT NEED A HOOKER!

You just need to find a completely mediocre chick who you can tell lacks any self respect and go from there... Or find a single mom (seriously, as long as they're long seperated from baby daddy they're practically drama free); single moms aim to please, they'll make an effort not to screw up, they're great in bed, and they like it rough. I'm a single dad though, so I guess it's easier for me being that I'm used to the whole 'kid' aspect.

Oh, and I've not met a single mom that says "uh, I'm not putting that in my mouth!" Haha. Ha.

And before I forget, sex with anyone but a hooker is more or less free.
 
I have to agree with Fortune. I actually lost mine randomly. It was old classmate from high school and I was taking a summer course in bio while in college. She was there and somehow she was into me and she basically asked me out after 2 weeks. I have a few 'interludes' but nothing serious came out of it but I had my virginity gone and it was nothing exciting.

Other than that it is really sad that American men are so pressed for sex. I never seen it as bad as it now. Dating in this country sucks and for the most part does not warrant going after 'single' moms. They are single moms for a reason. Most are single moms because of irresposible decisions and through divorce (sometimes widowed). However, the danger of Fortune's suggestion is that you always have to be protected and under any circumstances you start a relationship with the children.
 
[quote name='aosora13']I have to agree with Fortune. I actually lost mine randomly. It was old classmate from high school and I was taking a summer course in bio while in college. She was there and somehow she was into me and she basically asked me out after 2 weeks. I have a few 'interludes' but nothing serious came out of it but I had my virginity gone and it was nothing exciting.

Other than that it is really sad that American men are so pressed for sex. I never seen it as bad as it now. Dating in this country sucks and for the most part does not warrant going after 'single' moms. They are single moms for a reason. Most are single moms because of irresposible decisions and through divorce (sometimes widowed). However, the danger of Fortune's suggestion is that you always have to be protected and under any circumstances you start a relationship with the children.[/QUOTE]

True. I'm a single dad engaged to a single mom (both never married), and I can state this is fact. When you involve kids there's so much more at stake emotionally, mentally, physically, financially, etc. Hearts can get broke and things can get ugly.
 
[quote name='Fortune_P_Dawg']Nope. I lost my virginity a decade ago almost to the day, and I'm 27.

And yes, sex, while great is definitely overrated.

The night I lost it I had it so built up in my mind that it took 15 minutes to get it up. Then it took me, what seemed like forever to finish, again because I was nervous. When it was over I thought "wow, that was really awesome, but porno makes it seem so much cooler."

The girl I lost it to was vastly more experienced than I, however I was (am) a bit smarter. She insisted she'd NEVER have sex with virgin because "they're too clingy" and "if nobody wants to have sex with them there must be something wrong with them." Well, she had sex with me and had no clue I was a virgin, I'm guessing due to the length of time I lasted. The next day she IMs me saying "that was amazing last night... You're fantastic. You put me on last night. Can I see you again?" I simply responded with a "no" and never spoke to her again. Bitch.

Played, used, and put out to pasture... BY A VIRGIN!!!! Ha![/QUOTE]

Good Story. Did not see that earlier. I would say porno did help. It was much better than my first time. It was rushed and although she felt good, I did not.:cry:
 
Lost my virginity when i was about 15, freshman in high school, to an older girl and it traumatized me a lot to be honest. :lol:

As an adult, never felt sex to be boring or repetitious. To me sex is 99% mental and %1 physical. (maybe not that exactly, but definitely mental percent lopsided). I'm a differently wired guy.
 
[quote name='metaphysicalstyles']Now a days, I get laid like once a month. I'm absolutely miserable when it comes to my sex life. But I have a wife... and I suppose that's what happens when you get married. Everything comes to a screeching halt.[/QUOTE]

yikes, kill yourself now!

[quote name='Fortune_P_Dawg']And why you gotta go and say things like that, huh? I'm getting married this year. Everyone keeps mentioning the sex coming to a screeching halt. I suppose it ain't a myth...[/QUOTE]

Honestly? don't listen to that shit, it all depends on the woman, and your relationship as a whole. My buddy married a chick who he would have to turn down at times because she wanted it so much, he's still having to say no at times so he can get sleep for work early in the morning.

They also say blowjobs disappear after marriage, and they never stopped after I tied the knot.

Like I said, it's a case by case basis.
 
[quote name='johnnypark'] And while I certainly enjoy sex, it's overrated. [/QUOTE]

I call bullshit!

Sex is definitely not overrated especially, once you have it for awhile and then go into a :cold: spell. The point where you would fuck anything that moves.

If you're getting mediocre stuff all the time then that could certainly get overrated.

Losing your virginity before the end of high school IS OVERRATED though.
 
[quote name='cindersphere']The original poster has to be a teenager. Only teens find the answers to these questions interesting, or even relevant.[/QUOTE]

im 20 actually haha. everything i said in the OP is true. especially about my cut
 
I'm a wielder of the mega-power fist of virginity, and it's a power I'm not afraid of.
I use it to punch bitches in the face with a WHAMMO of morality.
They call me SuperMegaVirginfucker
Not that they would need my power fist because earth women tend to
mentally disintegrate without any major assistance.
Namely because they want children, affection, recognition of their right to exist, etc.
TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO BE ASSED I say.
Sex would be nice and all, but it's not worth losing your super hero status.
If that would happen you might as well rename yourself Clark Spent,
chauffeuring her home long distances...
helping her with her homework because she can't speak English...
watching her pukey cat while she goes to foreign countries...
watching her freak out because you suggest that she'd accompany
your superness to a MOVIE theater
and learning how she doesn't have time for relationships
because she has to work every single waking hour until she dies
fin.
Okay, some of those situations were only partially real.
But still, unless a chick can smash twelve SMART cars
with repeated elbow swings I'm just not impressed.
 
No I'm not a virgin. That sucks you are though. Sex is fucking awesome. Seriously it is unbelievably great. Stickin your dick in a girls pussy is the best feeling in the world to me, besides cumming in her, that is the bomb!

I feel bad for you bro, you're missing out.
 
No my four kids say I'm not. However I disagree with people who say it is overrated. If I go 3-4 days without it I want to hump a pillow. The key is finding a woman who has the urge of a 17 year old boy. I did and 2-3 times a week is the norm.
 
[quote name='eternalnegative']No my four kids say I'm not. However I disagree with people who say it is overrated. If I go 3-4 days without it I want to hump a pillow. The key is finding a woman who has the urge of a 17 year old boy. I did and 2-3 times a week is the norm.[/QUOTE]


lol if a chick had the urge of a 17 year old boy, it would be nightly
 
Nope and I start rampaging if I don't get it regularly.

Only time I've said no was when I had the stomach flu and was pretty much immobile.

Prior to my current girlfriend, I dated a few single moms. Probably some of the most fun to be had.
 
[quote name='cindersphere']The original poster has to be a teenager. Only teens find the answers to these questions interesting, or even relevant.[/QUOTE]

Virgin.

[quote name='Viol8tor']Lost my virginity when i was about 15, freshman in high school, to an older girl and it traumatized me a lot to be honest. :lol:

As an adult, never felt sex to be boring or repetitious. To me sex is 99% mental and %1 physical. (maybe not that exactly, but definitely mental percent lopsided). I'm a differently wired guy.[/QUOTE]

Virgin.

[quote name='aosora13']I have to agree with Fortune. I actually lost mine randomly. It was old classmate from high school and I was taking a summer course in bio while in college. She was there and somehow she was into me and she basically asked me out after 2 weeks. I have a few 'interludes' but nothing serious came out of it but I had my virginity gone and it was nothing exciting.

Other than that it is really sad that American men are so pressed for sex. I never seen it as bad as it now. Dating in this country sucks and for the most part does not warrant going after 'single' moms. They are single moms for a reason. Most are single moms because of irresposible decisions and through divorce (sometimes widowed). However, the danger of Fortune's suggestion is that you always have to be protected and under any circumstances you start a relationship with the children.[/QUOTE]

Virgin.

[quote name='poopants']Once or twice a week? Good luck with that....I say good luck with once or twice a month.

If you get it twice a week, then hold on to that one..She's a keeper![/QUOTE]

Yeah this one too.

[quote name='Indigo_Streetlight']I'm a wielder of the mega-power fist of virginity, and it's a power I'm not afraid of.
I use it to punch bitches in the face with a WHAMMO of morality.
They call me SuperMegaVirginfucker
Not that they would need my power fist because earth women tend to
mentally disintegrate without any major assistance.
Namely because they want children, affection, recognition of their right to exist, etc.
TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO BE ASSED I say.
Sex would be nice and all, but it's not worth losing your super hero status.
If that would happen you might as well rename yourself Clark Spent,
chauffeuring her home long distances...
helping her with her homework because she can't speak English...
watching her pukey cat while she goes to foreign countries...
watching her freak out because you suggest that she'd accompany
your superness to a MOVIE theater
and learning how she doesn't have time for relationships
because she has to work every single waking hour until she dies
fin.
Okay, some of those situations were only partially real.
But still, unless a chick can smash twelve SMART cars
with repeated elbow swings I'm just not impressed.[/QUOTE]

No, but being a serial rapist doesn't count.
 
Sure and my son's a direct gift from the almighty himself.

Lost mine at 19, it was a horrible experience. Inf act all the sex I had with that women was pretty terrible.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Virgin.



Virgin.



Virgin.



Yeah this one too.



No, but being a serial rapist doesn't count.[/QUOTE]Virgin.
 
[quote name='eternalnegative']No my four kids say I'm not. However I disagree with people who say it is overrated. If I go 3-4 days without it I want to hump a pillow. The key is finding a woman who has the urge of a 17 year old boy. I did and 2-3 times a week is the norm.[/QUOTE]

I can't tell you how refreshing it is that I found my girlfriend. She's got the sex drive of, well, me! We both get antsy if we go more than a few days without it:bouncy:

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, but I enjoy sex too much that I'm glad I'm not!
 
[quote name='drktrpr1']I can't tell you how refreshing it is that I found my girlfriend. She's got the sex drive of, well, me! We both get antsy if we go more than a few days without it:bouncy:

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, but I enjoy sex too much that I'm glad I'm not![/QUOTE]I'm still trying to find that special girl. Been online dating as of late for our area, hoping I find someone.
 
I feel sorry if someone's got a wife that controls you probably using sex. I've been married 4 years have two kids and I get sex at least daily often more than once a day or the very least sexual pleasure of some form. Although sometimes rarely every other day or so I'll give her a break and take care of business myself. If shes ragging it, it's different and I may hold off for a few days or get by with bj, etc. Although I feel for some of you as some of my other married friends get stuck in that same situation and a good solution to this is please your woman first. Men get comfortable and many get into the mind set of sex is 'honey spread your legs for a few while I get my rocks off' step in her shoes would that get you all turned on? Yeah after the courtship sex usually wanes but that's because both parties get lazy about it, sex shouldn't become a chore. Women like more romance, foreplay, kissing, cuddling, teasing and oral then you go for the kill; if this don't improve your ratio with the wife get a divorce or something because I assume it's only going to get worse.
 
Lost it about 7 years ago @ 17. I really can't imagine not making the sex to be honest. I feel like I would just be pissed off all day long. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']I'm still trying to find that special girl. Been online dating as of late for our area, hoping I find someone.[/QUOTE]

Let's be honest here. You're trying to find any girl.
 
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