"You Dumb F*ck" - Uwe Boll responds to Postal review

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[quote name='Uwe Boll']chris

your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.

people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll

PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck[/quote]

[quote name='Uwe Boll']Chris wrote that article in bad faith to damage me. His whole goal is to destroy my business. If he cannot see that scenes (for example WELFARE OFFICE, Job Interview) are genius in that movie - then there are 2 possibilities: he is dump and has no idea what movies are or he hates me and is dissappointed about his own shitty career.

He ignored also that the audience enjoyed the movie and tons of other critics LOVED it.[/quote]

[quote name='Uwe Boll']your article [the review -ed] is an insult and honours zero the movie, the filmmaker etc.....[/quote]

http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/08/you-dumb-fck-uw.html
 
[quote name='Plinko']Uwe Boll's career = deal made with Satan.

There is no other explanation.[/quote]
I bet he's the secret invention of [SIZE=-1]anonymous[/SIZE]. Everything he does is practically LULZ.
 
[quote name='Plinko']Uwe Boll's career = deal made with Satan.

There is no other explanation.[/QUOTE]

tax shelter.

See also Mel Brooks' classic "The Producers." I'm convinced Boll was inspired after seeing it. Who else would put eyeglasses on Tara Reid and cast her as a doctor?

Uwe Boll's sense of promotion is awesome in all the ways his movies aren't. I've seen better movies on the Lifetime network than his drek.
 
I[quote name='mykevermin'] I've seen better movies on the Lifetime network than his drek.[/quote]

I've seen better movies than his on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
 
All this bitching from the guy who accepted a Razzy award with a grin on his face like he won an Oscar?

(For those who don't know, Razzy "Raspberry" awards go to the shittiest movies of the year).

Uwe Boll, go fuck yourself, and leave our hobby alone.

~HotShotX
 
Boll does it for attention and it works. End of story.

Respect for Chris Kohler +1. I wonder if he'll comment about it on retronauts this week.. if there is a retronauts this week.
 
[quote name='Vinny']I think Uwe Boll just proved how unprofessional he is and hence why he deserves no credit.[/quote]

can you please tell me how this is any different from david jaffe's response to calling all cars being panned by joystiq? because I fail to see the difference.
 
[quote name='Plinko']Uwe Boll's career = deal made with Satan.

There is no other explanation.[/quote]

Its like Mystery Science Theater 2000. Where he is forced to watch crappy movies.

But in Uwe's agreement he is forced to MAKE crappy movies.

That should be made into a show.
 
I for one am SHOCKED that Uwe Boll would be protective of something he did. That's natural, but calling your own stuff genius? That's the sign of a frustrated artist, hoping people drink his Kool-Ade. And the abundance of errors and lack of proofreading in his flame scream "not very smart person."
 
[quote name='ViolentLee']And the abundance of errors and lack of proofreading in his flame scream "not very smart person."[/quote]

To me that says he is an 'English as a second language' speaker/writer. If he flamed the guy in German, Im sure it would read much better.
 
[quote name='Puffa469']To me that says he is an 'English as a second language' speaker/writer. If he flamed the guy in German, Im sure it would read much better.[/quote]

that's true considering uwe boll's website is all in german.
 
[quote name='ViolentLee']I for one am SHOCKED that Uwe Boll would be protective of something he did. That's natural, but calling your own stuff genius? That's the sign of a frustrated artist, hoping people drink his Kool-Ade. And the abundance of errors and lack of proofreading in his flame scream "not very smart person."[/QUOTE]

Well he is from a small village in or around Germany.
 
[quote name='SL4IN']can you please tell me how this is any different from david jaffe's response to calling all cars being panned by joystiq? because I fail to see the difference.[/QUOTE]
Though I don't remember the exact words David Jaffe used back then, I'm pretty sure he never told the reviewer to "go fuck their mum".

You know, that might be a little bit of a difference there.
 
[quote name='yukine']Uwe Boll and David Jaffe must of been separated at birth.[/quote]

And the universe makes a bit more sense.
 
German or not, he's making movies in the US in the English language. If he wants to be "professional," he should learn how to use a fucking spell checker. The fact that he goes after his critics is basically him getting his feelings hurt because no one likes his shitty movies.
 
[quote name='jer7583']Boll does it for attention and it works. End of story.

Respect for Chris Kohler +1. I wonder if he'll comment about it on retronauts this week.. if there is a retronauts this week.[/QUOTE]
I didn't even realize it was Kohler that Boll was bitching at. That's funny; I know Chris.
 
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