You know what i find funny

U2K Tha Greate$t

U2K Tha Greate$t

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"How GOD forgives us more then once, but man wont do it. "

I find that funny, and thats one thing which i do not like about man. First thing someone does something wrong, someone will cast you out or make it like you are evil or something and they wont forgive you. I hope to correct people about this in the near future, when i go on my crusade to change the world.

:applause:
 
No serious man, think about what i said. Its sad how people wont forgive the next person, but GOD does it. So i figure if GOD forgives us more then once, we should do it.

Right?
 
[quote name='dtarasev']Will you stop make dumb threads? Please?
I dont see how this is Politics or Controversy, this is just you being an ass.[/QUOTE]

This side of the forum is about religion / faith right?

So i have the same right as someone else to make a thread about GOD and what he does. If you dont like it, keep your ass away from my threads.

Sounds like you have a problem with me, and you know, who cares. I can post whatever the hell i want to post, i aint doing nothing wrong and this thread is not against the rules of this forum. Its a thread about how we should forgive one another, thats it.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']This side of the forum is about religion / faith right?

So i have the same right as someone else to make a thread about GOD and what he does. If you dont like it, keep your ass away from my threads.

Sounds like you have a problem with me, and you know, who cares. I can post whatever the hell i want to post, i aint doing nothing wrong and this thread is not against the rules of this forum. Its a thread about how we should forgive one another, thats it.[/QUOTE]

You sound like you've never had a good blowjob.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']You sound like you've never had a good blowjob.[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
Seriouly though, this thread sucks. Stop making bad threads.

...and go spend $30 on a street corner. :lol:

EDIT: Also, if you find that funny, you have a bad sense of humour. Let me also refer you to here for something that's actually funny. KTHXBYE.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']You sound like you've never had a good blowjob.[/QUOTE]

Actually i am married and before i was married i had alot of gfs, and not once did i engage in that. Also, i see women on the street corner waaaaaaaaay down the street from me, and sometimes they say things like, do you me to su** your **** and stuff like that, but i just sit down with them and try to help them. I help alot of women from time to time, thats what we are suppose to do.

I will never get oral sex from any woman, not even my wife.

You need help alonzomourning23, go read the good news my friend. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Actually i am married and before i was married i had alot of gfs, and not once did i engage in that. Also, i see women on the street corner waaaaaaaaay down the street from me, and sometimes they say things like, do you me to su** your **** and stuff like that, but i just sit down with them and try to help them. I help alot of women from time to time, thats what we are suppose to do.

I will never get oral sex from any woman, not even my wife.

You need help alonzomourning23, go read the good news my friend. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

LOL good stuff

I can just see it now:
"I'll suck yo' dick"
"Let's sit down, I'll help you"
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']I will never get oral sex from any woman, not even my wife.[/QUOTE]

I noticed he didn't say anything about getting oral sex from men or his cats :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Actually i am married and before i was married i had alot of gfs, and not once did i engage in that. Also, i see women on the street corner waaaaaaaaay down the street from me, and sometimes they say things like, do you me to su** your **** and stuff like that, but i just sit down with them and try to help them. I help alot of women from time to time, thats what we are suppose to do.

I will never get oral sex from any woman, not even my wife.

You need help alonzomourning23, go read the good news my friend. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

a simple 'you're right' would have sufficed

but you gotta roll U2K style... i know
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Actually i am married and before i was married i had alot of gfs, and not once did i engage in that. Also, i see women on the street corner waaaaaaaaay down the street from me, and sometimes they say things like, do you me to su** your **** and stuff like that, but i just sit down with them and try to help them. I help alot of women from time to time, thats what we are suppose to do.

I will never get oral sex from any woman, not even my wife.

You need help alonzomourning23, go read the good news my friend. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

I wonder if anyone is "helping" your wife, seeing she obviously isn't getting oral from you.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']I wonder if anyone is "helping" your wife, seeing she obviously isn't getting oral from you.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:


God forgives you if you do it in the butt. That way she stays a virgin!
 
Alright, first when i posted this thread i was trying to be serious, but it is now derailed. Thanks for messing up a good thread.

Second, even tho i wasnt a virgin when i got involved with my GF / Wife, she was one. But we both agree, not to do anything like oral sex, thats nasty sh**. And anal, WTF, thats not normal.

Last, i slept with alot of women in my life, and i also slept with a porn star when i was 18, but not once did i do oral sex or get oral sex. Thats not in my lifestyle folks, sorry folks.

And speaking of women on the corner, well i feel sorry for them and i think its best for a man to take care of them, not abuse them.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']I wonder if anyone is "helping" your wife, seeing she obviously isn't getting oral from you.[/QUOTE]

real men learn to muff dive.

U2K, i feel awful for your wife.
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I was going to threadcrap with a picture of a toilet with runny shit splattered all around it, but I didn't want to get banned.[/QUOTE]

Great story.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']"How GOD forgives us more then once, but man wont do it. "

I find that funny, and thats one thing which i do not like about man. First thing someone does something wrong, someone will cast you out or make it like you are evil or something and they wont forgive you. I hope to correct people about this in the near future, when i go on my crusade to change the world.

:applause:[/QUOTE]
I find that very interesting, you make a good point.

Here is a website with more discussions of the topic.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Alright, first when i posted this thread i was trying to be serious, but it is now derailed. Thanks for messing up a good thread. [/QUOTE]

You do realize that you actually have to make a good thread before we can mess it up, right?

As an aside, why do you always capitalize every letter in God? Is it an acronym? Get Out Damnit?
Great Opium, Dickhead?
Generally Obnoxious Dipshit?
 
[quote name='Kayden']You do realize that you actually have to make a good thread before we can mess it up, right?

As an aside, why do you always capitalize every letter in God? Is it an acronym? Get Out Damnit?
Great Opium, Dickhead?
Generally Obnoxious Dipshit?[/QUOTE]

:applause:
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']"How GOD forgives us more then once, but man wont do it. "

I find that funny, and thats one thing which i do not like about man. First thing someone does something wrong, someone will cast you out or make it like you are evil or something and they wont forgive you. I hope to correct people about this in the near future, when i go on my crusade to change the world.

:applause:[/QUOTE]


You know I don't even know why I clicked on this topic when I saw U2k's name...youre such a douchebag. That is all!
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']...plus how do you know he forgives. Because he ignores you?[/QUOTE]
amen!
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']I find that very interesting, you make a good point.

Here is a website with more discussions of the topic.[/QUOTE]

I agree - that site made some brilliant points. OP, I highly suggest you check it out.
 
you slept with a porn star and he didnt give you oral? i guess you were too busy get reamed up the ass.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']"How GOD forgives us more then once, but man wont do it. "

I find that funny, and thats one thing which i do not like about man. First thing someone does something wrong, someone will cast you out or make it like you are evil or something and they wont forgive you. I hope to correct people about this in the near future, when i go on my crusade to change the world.

:applause:[/QUOTE]

that's not always the case. i've forgiven plenty of people who have wronged me and i've been forgiven as well. it sounds like you are judging everybody in this world and only God can judge people. sheesh, if you're gonna preach, at least do it correctly!

oh, and by the way...

Because of the Lord's great love we are not consumed,
for his compassions never fail.
They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
I say to myself, "The Lord is my portion;
therefore I will wait for him."
The Lord is good to those whose hope is in him, to the one who seeks him; it is good to wait quietly for the salvation of the Lord.
-Lamentations3:22-26
Click to expand...

u2kthestupidest,

the Lord says to shut up.
 
If you hate being a human so much, you should just kill yourself.

God would probably forgive you, because he MUST understand how stupid we are.

Hopefully you get reincarnated as a lobster, so I can boil you to death.
 
Last, i slept with alot of women in my life, and i also slept with a porn star when i was 18, but not once did i do oral sex or get oral sex. Thats not in my lifestyle folks, sorry folks.
QUOTE]
You slept with a porn star and didn't get oral? Why did you even bother?
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']"How GOD forgives us more then once, but man wont do it. "[/QUOTE]

Yet another way he's just like an imaginary friend.

You know the FSM forgives you and he has a beer volcano.
 
[quote name='doraemonkerpal']that's not always the case. i've forgiven plenty of people who have wronged me and i've been forgiven as well. it sounds like you are judging everybody in this world and only God can judge people. sheesh, if you're gonna preach, at least do it correctly!
.[/QUOTE]

I didnt say everyone, well i meant to say some people do not forgive the next person. So sorry about that, and how i am judging people? I just said, that people need to forgive one another, its real easy to do. Someone does something bad to me or my family or someone i know, or someone i dont know, well i will forgive them, thats what we are suppose to do. If someone does not forgive someone, that person is wrong.
 
And thats why people do bad things because they can get away with it.

Forgiveness is bullshit. It's giving people a second chance. If you are on deathrow and found jesus. Then I'm on the potty and i found a quarter. We are both still in shitty a situation so good luck. hope ya fry.
 
[quote name='doodle777_98']Forgiveness is bullshit.[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you aren't in charge of the North Ireland or Israel-Palestine peace talks.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']LOL good stuff

I can just see it now:
"I'll suck yo' dick"
"Let's sit down, I'll help you"[/QUOTE]

I still can't stop laughing and I've seen this about 2 days ago.
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t'] I hope to correct people about this in the near future, when i go on my crusade to change the world.
[/QUOTE]
So Mr. Pac, does this crusade involve resurrecting B.I.G. and going around rapping the faces off all of the non-believers?
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Alright, first when i posted this thread i was trying to be serious, but it is now derailed. Thanks for messing up a good thread. [/QUOTE]

:rofl:He called it a 'good thread'.

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t'] Second, even tho i wasnt a virgin when i got involved with my GF / Wife, she was one. But we both agree, not to do anything like oral sex, thats nasty sh**. And anal, WTF, thats not normal. [/QUOTE]

That proves it. He's pre-adolescent. 'Girls are icky!'

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t'] Last, i slept with alot of women in my life, and i also slept with a porn star when i was 18, but not once did i do oral sex or get oral sex. Thats not in my lifestyle folks, sorry folks. [/QUOTE]

:rofl:Porn star, eh? Was he from Chippendales?

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t'] And speaking of women on the corner, well i feel sorry for them and i think its best for a man to take care of them, not abuse them.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I recall the mission for Jizzy B. in San Andreas where you rescue the hooker from the Evangelist. 'Remove thy beastly garments, whore, so that I might gaze further upon your sweet sacrement!'
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']real men learn to muff dive.

U2K, i feel awful for your wife.[/QUOTE]

Nuff said, stop being a bitch and take one for the team. Marriage is two people not one. Just because you don't want to hook her up with Baby Cream doesn't mean she doesn't want to be eaten out so be considerate. Some women prefer Oral sex even.
edit: If you're all about one area I can only imagine if you always do Missionary Position you must be boring in bed.

Oh and btw why should I forgive Bush? Look what that asshole did, look what his mother said. You think he'll learn his lesson? He doesn't care about the troops, if he did he'd follow the Libertarians plan and pull out of Iraq.
 
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