PAX 2007 - The New E3 - 8/24-26

[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Ugh. Penny Arcade, and everything related to it, is fucking retarded.[/QUOTE]
Just taking the time to scan some of your most recent posts:

I am in horrible, horrible awe. This is the stupidest, most cosmically inept post of all fucking time.

Hey, how about you get some decent taste and stop watching this stupid shit.

The whole "angry/sarcastic nerd/gamer" fad is, in my opinion, the absolute stupidest and most worthless trend to ever hit...

Actually, no, this is fucking retarded and a waste of time to read.

I'd rather be on an optimistic "high horse" than be a whiny little pessimistic bitch.

So, whether you think it's a disgrace Wing Commander or not, how are all of you so certain that it's such a bad game? Have any of you played it? No? Then shut the fuck up.

They're both jaw-droppingly idiotic. Absolutely, the bottom of the intelligence barrel.

Wow. You are not going to last long here. Also, you seriously fucking suck at being transgressive.


Spoiling shit for anybody is bad enough, but what really boils my blood is when assholes have no...

Dave fucking Perry ladies and gentlemen. Hardly a crystal ball.

That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

Also, Denis Dyack is an idiot.

I'm serious, these things are like fucking consecutive, there's no end to this stream of negativity. You'd expect that eventually you'd have SOMETHING good to say, but no, just constant posts about how something is "fucking stupid" or a "fucking waste of time".

Anyways, that video was fucking dumb and not funny. I mean, wow,...

Dear lord. He's still going on with the same schtick from 2002? Though, indeed, it wasn't a half-bad little writeup. I'm sick as hell of the iPhone circle-jerk, as well.

I mean, seriously, it's like everything in the world pisses you off, and you spend all day just telling everyone on the internet how much everything "fucking sucks". Is this how you are in real life, or do you go through life hating everything and have to go to a forum where it's more socially acceptable to decry everything as being at "the bottom of the intelligence barrell" (yes, seriously, you actually made up that aphorism).

Uh, what the fuck are you talking about?

This has nothing to do with agreement and disagreement over opinion. This is about technical facts, and people's ignorance and lack of understanding of those facts (including yours, Prof).

It's like you suffer from malignent narcissism, you're so superior to everything else you have to spend every post talking about how you detest everything else. This egosyntotic NPD is seriously something I think you might want to get checked out.

We're on page 24 of this thread, and there are still idiots who think that it's possible for them to release an AO-rated version? I can't believe I'm having to explain this again.

Wow, no shit?

I seriously doubt it. For one thing, Incog is completely busy with that piece of shit Warhawk.

Don't forget how stupid Sony thinks it's audience is, as evidenced by alliwantforxmasisapsp (the worst "viral" ad campaign of all time), and the Indian ads about how boring girls are.

And seriously, I'm just glancing through your post history, and catching the very beginning snipets of your posts. I'm not even going into long posts that ramble on and on with profanities and hatred. This is all just how you START OFF your posts.

Yeah, but here's the thing. Sony is telling us that both Motorstorm and Killzone 2 look BETTER than their concept trailers. It's bullshit to the nth degree.

oh thank god he's banned.

Some of us just happen to enjoy being able to use out PSPs to their full potential.

Shit, dude. I can play fucking Cave Story, possibly the...


You do understand that these aren't just a bunch of youtube superstars whoring for attention

Double standard?!? Dude, are you this fucking dense?

It would be one thing if you just filled your posts with profanity (I do that regularly), but these riddiculous uncalled for attacks on other posters is just plain fucking rude. It would really be funny if this were satire, but it's not, you're seriously posting all of this hateful stuff.

And then posts like this give us more of a glimpse into your personality:

If you saw Dead Alive, you should remember the lawnmower bit. It's one of the greatest scenes in movie history.

The one time you have something positive to say about something, it's about something filled with violence and gore and death.

Hahahahah, bullSHIT.


Dude. You just fucking aren't paying attention, are you? We aren't talking about how well the trailers match up to the conceptual content of their games. I mean, WOW, the Halo...

Both ugly. I hate that vapid look Megan Fox always has on her face in photos. And Jolie is just annoying, and I DON'T like the big lips thing.

Seriously? You're talking about Angelina Jolie. So this is what you think of all her humanitarian efforts and stunning beauty: "just annoying"

It's amazing, even a beautiful women minding her own business annoys you.

Okay, you're just trolling now. There is no way you could actually believe what you just posted. You simply cannot be that...unintelligent.

Uhhh, no. Odin Sphere was developed as a PS2 game from the beginning. Dunno what you're talking about...



LOL, are you one of those nutcases who thinks that Sega would be stupid enough to re-enter...

"Possibly the best picture ever......" is possibly the most foolish thread title ever. And one of the more common, I'd imagine.


Alright, I'm getting bored of this. Perhaps that's enough to convince you that you really do have a problem.
 
Actually, I'm really, really cheerful, in reality. It's just that the internet...it's just so fucking incredibly stupid. And I enjoy pointing it out. Lately, anyways. There's plenty of perfectly positive posts in there as well, but you think I'm a big bad guy, so, uh, watever, you have fun with that.

Did you ever write Scorch a little love letter like that, back when he was such a Negative Nancy?

And also, I just love the words "fuck" and "shit." Can't help it.
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']Just taking the time to scan some of your most recent posts:

















I'm serious, these things are like fucking consecutive, there's no end to this stream of negativity. You'd expect that eventually you'd have SOMETHING good to say, but no, just constant posts about how something is "fucking stupid" or a "fucking waste of time".





I mean, seriously, it's like everything in the world pisses you off, and you spend all day just telling everyone on the internet how much everything "fucking sucks". Is this how you are in real life, or do you go through life hating everything and have to go to a forum where it's more socially acceptable to decry everything as being at "the bottom of the intelligence barrell" (yes, seriously, you actually made up that aphorism).





It's like you suffer from malignent narcissism, you're so superior to everything else you have to spend every post talking about how you detest everything else. This egosyntotic NPD is seriously something I think you might want to get checked out.









And seriously, I'm just glancing through your post history, and catching the very beginning snipets of your posts. I'm not even going into long posts that ramble on and on with profanities and hatred. This is all just how you START OFF your posts.













It would be one thing if you just filled your posts with profanity (I do that regularly), but these riddiculous uncalled for attacks on other posters is just plain fucking rude. It would really be funny if this were satire, but it's not, you're seriously posting all of this hateful stuff.

And then posts like this give us more of a glimpse into your personality:



The one time you have something positive to say about something, it's about something filled with violence and gore and death.





Seriously? You're talking about Angelina Jolie. So this is what you think of all her humanitarian efforts and stunning beauty: "just annoying"

It's amazing, even a beautiful women minding her own business annoys you.








Alright, I'm getting bored of this. Perhaps that's enough to convince you that you really do have a problem.[/QUOTE]

:applause:
 
way to put a thread crapper in his place, pyrogamer.

but lets not let him spoil what this thread should be about... how incredibly sweet pax '07 is gonna be! my 3 day pass showed up last week. can't wait.
 
Do they announce / showcase new games at PAX?

I just thought PAX was a conference for Internet nerds...
 
[quote name='Brak']Do they announce / showcase new games at PAX?

I just thought PAX was a conference for Internet nerds...[/QUOTE]

[quote name='pennyarcade']Can you believe this is the last week to pre-register for PAX? If you haven't done so already July 31st is your last chance to get your tickets for the special pre-registrant price.



If you still need some convincing that PAX is the show for you I'll run down some of the highlights this year.


2007 Keynote Speaker

This year's keynote will be delivered by none other than geek icon and USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D helmsman Wil Wheaton.


Exhibition Hall.

In our exhibit hall you'll have a chance to get your hands on yet-to-be-released games and products from exhibitors including Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony, Ubisoft, Electronic Arts/Mythic, Harmonix, Foundation 9, Sierra/Vivendi Universal, Wizards of the Coast, NCSoft, Sabertooth Games, D3 Publishing, Telltale Games, the Behemoth, Namco-Bandai, Upper Deck, Wizkids, Atari, ArenaNet, Hothead Games, America's Army and Rockstar. The full list of exhibitors this year is actually insane and you can read the entire thing over at the PAX site if you are interested.



Tournaments/ Free Play

Just like previous years you'll be able to compete in tournaments for PC,console and tabletop games all weekend long. If tournaments aren't your thing there will be plenty of free play rooms available so you can just hang out and play whatever you like with whoever you want.


Concerts/Panels

Our theatre this here is going to be fucking nuts. It's easily twice as big as last year and we're going all out with way better sound and lighting. You'll be able to catch shows by MC Frontalot, Jonathan Coulton, The Oneups, Freezepop, The Neskimos, Optimus Rhyme, and the Minibosses. We'll also have tons of panels with industry pros on topics like how to break into the biz and the future of games.



The Omegathon

20 contestants have been chosen at random to compete in the ultimate three day gaming tournament. We will test their skills in everything from Jenga to Quake. Each round we will eliminate players until we're left with two. They will battle each other at a secret game on stage in front of thousands of people. The winner will get a trip for two to the Tokyo game show and $5,000 in spending money.



A bunch of other awesome shit

- Sponsored parties from Vivendi, Gametrailers, ArenaNet, and Sega

- Public-playable premiers of dozens of games

- Hundreds of freeplay computers provided by Intel

- All of Wizards of the Coast's "Gencon" RPGA games and content--everything they're introducing there, they're also introducing here

- Rock Band, playable on a stage in Harmonix's 20x30 booth

There's honestly way too much stuff going on to list it all. It's a hell of a show and if you come I can almost guarantee you'll have a good time. I can't say 100% because you might get bit by a dog or something completely out of my control.[/quote]

not really any conferences to announce new stuff, but a lot of newer games will be available to play.
 
[quote name='highwaypatrolman']way to put a thread crapper in his place, pyrogamer.[/QUOTE]
Way to be a hypocritical little bastard is more like it. Sorry, but I've got to defend my character here. Aside from taking several things out of context, he made special effort to specifically skip over every neutral, positive, or helpful post I've made within the timeframe that he was pulling all the negative ones from, including answering a question about Castlevania on PSP, confirming that this CAG got a good deal on an X-Band, hamburger joint recommendations, security software reccomendations, trying to help with a PSP CFW question, trying to help identify a game, comedy movie reccomendations, apologizing for a mix-up in the Cloverfield thread, and chatting and gushing like a schoolboy in the Transformers thread.

And regarding context, many of the negative posts were from threads where everyone was bashing (the thread about RegalSin and Loyaltist Shinra, for instance), so singling me out isn't particularly fair, now is it? But I guess poor Pyro's got his feelings hurt and wants to make me out to be this real bad guy, so, whatever.

To his credit, he did mention my positive comment on the movie Dead Alive (while I'm a fan of some "hardcore" movies like Dead Alive and Grindhouse and stuff like that I get sick and squeamish at any scene in anything with needles, and many types of highly realistic and overly gross violence, like in Cannibal Holocaust), but applied a negative spin to it. Bravo.

Now, lastly: I do feel terrible about stooping down to his level and stalking his post history, picking out all the negative posts, and quoting them out of context, but turnabout is fair play, and since every negative post apparently brings damnation upon it's author, let's take a look at some of what Pyro has had to say lately:
[quote name='PyroGamer']I must say, every Podcast I've heard Cheapy guest star on has SUCKED.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']So... is OXM's rumour section as much bullshit as the rest of the mag?[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']Used to post vids on YouTube, but now the fat fucks at YouTube, being the diarrhea-guzzling fucks they are, are removing his videos due to their "offensive content".[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']WORST CONTROLLER EVER[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']WHO THE fuck BUMPED THIS!!!??


Someone has to die. This thread was not meant to be resurrected EVER again.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']It's the least innovative thing ever. They're taking an extremely popular franchise "Guitar Hero" and trying to capitalize off its success.

There is no such thing as an "innovative" game from EA. Period. They guarantee their bets by making only succesful games they know will do well.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']It's exactly the same, in ugly mud-green.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']Can you chop that list down to the games people actually give a shit about?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='PyroGamer']I'm not going to bother commenting on this any more than with these two words:

Article sucks.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']You're a fucking moron.

I post all sorts of negative shit about the 360 and Wii, whenever they give me negative shit I feel like fucking posting, I fucking post it. fuck off. "Looking for something negative"? you stupid jackass, screw off.

If Sony upgrading their PS3 by 20GB of storage space and throwing in a free copy of Motorstorm is your idea of "negative news", you are a fucking idiot.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='PyroGamer']Whether or not you own either console, it is quite apparent you are a moron by your use of "$" signs in company names.

I think that settles that.[/QUOTE]


So, yeah, Pyro, you're full of crap, is what I'm trying to say.
 
can't we all just be friends? :grouphug:

Eh screw it, this :boxing: is starting to get good. Now if only I had some :popcorn:
 
You guys have a lot of spare time on your hands to cull through a person's post history. Good work. ;)

PAX would be really cool, wish I could go, but school start up the day after its over. That's not a wise move right there for me.
 
Pyrogamer used to suck, but he's cool now. (how long will it last?)
CoffeeEdge still sucks, and has sucked for a long time, he just loves to go into ANY thread and say something negative, it's funny that you start to notice patterns like this.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']let's take a look at some of what Pyro has had to say lately[/quote]There is absolutely no comparison. In fact, by bringing up my post history, you only reinforce how uniquely negative you are as a poster, compared even to me.


For the 30 negative posts of yours I found and posted, I only had to look through 50 of your posts.

But to get those 11 negative posts of mine, you had to go through NINE PAGES of my posts. You read through 200 of my posts and came up with a measly 11 negative posts (at least a couple of which were only arguably negative).

To compare. Negative posts:

PyroGamer: 5.5% negative
CoffeeEdge: 60% negative

To summarize: you are some 11 times as negative as me.

And that's not even going into the fact that a good portion of your posts are straight-out attacks on another forum poster, while only 2 of my negative posts were even in response to another poster.

Since I compiled that list of negative posts, you've posted 10 times, with comments including the following:
what a freakshow
I actually believe you were that stupid, but I get it now, you're just joking around
Way to be a hypocritical little bastard

p.s. sorry to add more to the derailing of this thread
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']There is absolutely no comparison. In fact, by bringing up my post history, you only reinforce how uniquely negative you are as a poster, compared even to me.


For the 30 negative posts of yours I found and posted, I only had to look through 50 of your posts.

But to get those 11 negative posts of mine, you had to go through NINE PAGES of my posts. You read through 200 of my posts and came up with a measly 11 negative posts (at least a couple of which were only arguably negative).

To compare. Negative posts:

PyroGamer: 5.5% negative
CoffeeEdge: 60% negative

To summarize: you are some 11 times as negative as me.

And that's not even going into the fact that a good portion of your posts are straight-out attacks on another forum poster, while only 2 of my negative posts were even in response to another poster.

Since I compiled that list of negative posts, you've posted 10 times, with comments including the following:

p.s. sorry to add more to the derailing of this thread
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This is seriously on it's way to thread of the year.
 
[quote name='A Happy Panda']This is seriously on it's way to thread of the year.[/QUOTE]
Wait, it's not quite there yet....

It needs one more thing...




VISUAL AIDS!

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[quote name='PyroGamer']Wait, it's not quite there yet....

It needs one more thing...




VISUAL AIDS!

4une99z.jpg
[/QUOTE]


whoa shit, he busted out the graphs.


pyrogamer- this is the most epic pwning I've seen since I saw a kid on 4chan get a pedo arrested. keep it up. it's funny because it's true :) now do gizmogc next :p
 
HAHA X 100. As I was going down the running shout o thon between you two, I kept thinking, "boy this would be great with a graph of some random figures," and I was not disappointed. Way to go.

As to PAX - If highwaypatrolman gives me a police escort down I-5 to renton, I would go. How bout it? I know a few of the stater's who live up here, can I have them arrange to get you the day off?
 
Okay, so, I'm often really negative and mean. I can also be cheerful, helpful, and enthusiastic. Your point? How exactly am I "pwned" here? Stating the fucking obvious is "pwning"? And sure as shit, it don't classify as "thread of the year" material.

And again, you've dodged commenting on how you took most of that shit out of context, from threads where damn near everyone was being negative.

[quote name='Apossum']whoa shit, he busted out the graphs.


pyrogamer- this is the most epic pwning I've seen since I saw a kid on 4chan get a pedo arrested. keep it up. it's funny because it's true :) now do gizmogc next :p[/QUOTE]
How so? He stated the obvious. It's not exactly a secret that I think that a great deal of shit is very retarded, and don't mind saying so.

I mean, if stating the blatantly obvious about a poster is all it takes, well then here we go for some "epic pwning":
Hex is a furry.
RegalSin2020 was incoherent.
help1 really likes Halo.
DragonLordFrodo is fat.

Okay, I'd better stop right there, because the pwning is just getting too epic. If I go on much longer, this will become the thread of the year, because the pwning is just so epic.

Get a life, for fuck's sake.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Okay, so, I'm often really negative and mean. I can also be cheerful, helpful, and enthusiastic. Your point? How exactly am I "pwned" here? Stating the fucking obvious is "pwning"? And sure as shit, it don't classify as "thread of the year" material.

And again, you've dodged commenting on how you took most of that shit out of context, from threads where damn near everyone was being negative.


How so? He stated the obvious. It's not exactly a secret that I think that a great deal of shit is very retarded, and don't mind saying so.

I mean, if stating the blatantly obvious about a poster is all it takes, well then here we go for some "epic pwning":
Hex is a furry.
RegalSin2020 was incoherent.
help1 really likes Halo.
DragonLordFrodo is fat.

Okay, I'd better stop right there, because the pwning is just getting too epic. If I go on much longer, this will become the thread of the year, because the pwning is just so epic.

Get a life, for fuck's sake.[/QUOTE]



Get a fucking sense of humor, for fuck's sake.
 
[quote name='Apossum']Get a fucking sense of humor, for fuck's sake.[/QUOTE]
Okay, here's a joke:


[quote name='PyroGamer']It needs one more thing...

VISUAL AIDS![/QUOTE]
And I'm sure that if there's one thing you can supply us with plentiful amounts of, Pyro, it's AIDS.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Okay, here's a joke:



And I'm sure that if there's one thing you can supply us with plentiful amounts of, Pyro, it's AIDS.[/QUOTE]



AIDS is no laughing matter. my cat died from AIDS.
 
Man, it's too bad that DenisDFat was before Pyro's time. If I upset Pyro this bad, Denis probably would have made his head explode.

And in the words of King Awesome:

In conclusion, whores, suck, dum, i hate stupid people.
 
:lol:

This thread makes me cry tears of laughter.



Seriousy, CoffeeEdge, all I wanted to point out is that your level of negativity is getting a bit out of hand. I'm also disturbed by your willingnes to attack other posters so cruely.

I mean, we're all just a big loving family, guys, that's what CAG is all about! Lighten up a bit!

No hard feelings, CoffeeEdge, you know I love you! :D
 
[quote name='Apossum']AIDS is no laughing matter. my cat died from AIDS.[/quote]That was in poor taste MochaEdge. Jeeze.
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']Wait, it's not quite there yet....

It needs one more thing...




VISUAL AIDS!

4une99z.jpg
[/quote]Every forum needs a meter that goes under your avatar showing this stat.
 
[quote name='highwaypatrolman']cofeeedge, feel free to spew shit in the ott. this thread is about pax. bye.[/QUOTE]
I should elbow you in the throat for suggesting he post in the OTT.
 
[quote name='Brak']I should elbow you in the throat for suggesting he post in the OTT.[/QUOTE]

You hold em..... I'll do the rest........

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[quote name='Brak']I should elbow you in the throat for suggesting he post in the OTT.[/QUOTE]

hahaha. sorry about that. i wasn't anticipating that the thread might involve a technical breakdown of what a douche bad somebody is... graphs and all.
 
Good thing you got all that out of the way. Now you can go back to talking about an event that's shaping up to be the replacement for one that changed for a good reason, and is run by people who can barely hack the workload of 3 3-panel comicstrips per week. Maybe even Gabe himself will give a keynote on how to hire people to run every aspect of your life for you!

Fingers crossed!
 
[quote name='PyroGamer']Just taking the time to scan some of your most recent posts:
*SNIPI*shinp*Snippity*SNIP*
Alright, I'm getting bored of this. Perhaps that's enough to convince you that you really do have a problem.[/quote]PyroGamer with the post of the year. LMAO!

[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Way to be a hypocritical little bastard is more like it.

*SNIPI*shinp*Snippity*SNIP*

So, yeah, Pyro, you're full of crap, is what I'm trying to say.[/quote]I love coffee but you fail on this one CoffeeEdge. Another day another battle.
 
[quote name='Will D Thrill']I love coffee but you fail on this one CoffeeEdge. Another day another battle.[/QUOTE]
And all you registered-in-2005 dweebs fail at life, k, bye.
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']And all you registered-in-2005 dweebs fail at life, k, bye.[/quote]:lol: Haha, that's all you have?
 
[quote name='Strell']
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Change your title and signature and I won't post for 3 days, I promise.

But yeah, this is boring, so I really will quit. Watching people try and prove that I'm a douchebag and jerking each other off about "omg nice pwning you really showed him" is only entertaining for about 1 page, tops.
 
[quote name='Strell']Clearly you did not read that image very well.[/QUOTE]
No, it's just that you aren't Darth fucking Vader, or a representative thereof.
 
Can we start another thread and actually discuss PAX?

I am going to be flying out to Seattle from Philly to attend. Anyone else East Coast going?
 
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