Contest (CAG Foreplay #31): Win Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:43 PM
It's interesting to see how much Phoenix and other fictional lawyers have been influenced by him.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:02 AM
... who am I kidding, Lionel Hutz is where it's at.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:58 AM
A great lawyer, or the GREATEST lawyer?
Born from humble beginnings in 1951, Jack Thompson was a young child destined for great things. He first grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and later attended Eric Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good. He first became a media attention whore when he hosted his own political talk show on the college radio station during a gay parade. He went to law school at Vanderbilt University, where he met his life partner, Pat.
In 1976 they moved to Florida, where Thompson, working as a lawyer and then a fundraiser for a Nazi ministry, began attending the Kanye West Presbyterian Church as born-again Muppet, going so far as to re-enter and exit the womb of his mother, Papa Smurf. Thompson admits to having a “colorful disciplinary history” as an attorney, particularly a few select incidents involving "black peoples".
Below is a short clip from the young hero's past, a most pivotal stage in the Mr. Thompson's life. When destiny reached down from the Heaven's and graced his soul with a bright future in the porn industry.
And that is why, my hero Jack Thompson, who once inserted into the ass of Harrison Ford, will simultaneously solve the Iraq War, balance the National Budget, and cure Dandruff.
Only he is a hero worthy of the praise earned by "Favorite Fictional Lawyer"
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:08 AM
Denny Crane--c'mon, the guy has alzheimer's and he's never lost a case. Plus he gets to bang midgets... er "little people" in his office. I mean, who can't admire that? Did I mention that he had sex in the coat check room with one of the waitresses at his own wedding reception? AND he didn't get taken to the cleaner's in the subsequent inevitable divorce. After all, she did give him permission to stray.
Boy, I hope Mrs. Shipwreck isn't picking the winners to this contest. I'd lose in a heartbeat.
Something tells me that my post won't be getting read on CAGforeplay no matter what happens...
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:12 AM
Theodore Buckland Esq., aka Ted from Scrubs.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:38 AM
I liked her because:
ONE, she was a brilliant, talented, and sexy conservative with top credentials, and...
B) I always like stories that include mythological characters(and really, how much more mythological can you get than a conservative who's brilliant, talented and sexy?).
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:34 PM
It's not that I particulary loved the character, but I loved the book.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:48 PM
Vinny, "Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"
Ms Vito, "You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight."
Judge, "Do you two know each other?"
Vinny, "Yeah, she's my fiancée."
Judge, "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:07 PM
"Well, replace the word 'dog' with 'son', and the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly'."
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:53 PM
'The two Utes..'
'I'm sorry judge... Youths'
hey he saved the Karate Kid's life
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