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Contest (CAG Foreplay #31): Win Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations

#31 RoboBlue   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   60 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:43 PM

Atticus Finch, the original Ace Attorney. If you need to ask why, see for yourself:
It's interesting to see how much Phoenix and other fictional lawyers have been influenced by him.

#32 sayHey   fear the 12 CAGiversary!   195 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:17 AM

Harvey Birdman...

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#33 Bojizzle   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   212 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:02 AM

Forget Lionel Hutz, it's all about Gill...
... who am I kidding, Lionel Hutz is where it's at.

#34 Gillespee   Super Mario Striker! CAGiversary!   118 Posts   Joined 9.8 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:13 AM

Louis Tully because of his reaction when he wins the case in Ghostbusters 2 (and because I wanted one no one had picked yet.)

#35 HyperWrench   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   14 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:44 AM

Old Man Waterfall: a bisexual, Satan worshipping, polygamist libertarian disabled veteran lawyer

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That and he likes flags. "Old Freebie" never had it so good.

#36 HotShotX   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3532 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:58 AM

Favorite Fictional Lawyer: Jack Thompson

A great lawyer, or the GREATEST lawyer?

Born from humble beginnings in 1951, Jack Thompson was a young child destined for great things. He first grew up in Cleveland, Ohio, and later attended Eric Zoolander's Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good. He first became a media attention whore when he hosted his own political talk show on the college radio station during a gay parade. He went to law school at Vanderbilt University, where he met his life partner, Pat.

In 1976 they moved to Florida, where Thompson, working as a lawyer and then a fundraiser for a Nazi ministry, began attending the Kanye West Presbyterian Church as born-again Muppet, going so far as to re-enter and exit the womb of his mother, Papa Smurf. Thompson admits to having a “colorful disciplinary history” as an attorney, particularly a few select incidents involving "black peoples".

Below is a short clip from the young hero's past, a most pivotal stage in the Mr. Thompson's life. When destiny reached down from the Heaven's and graced his soul with a bright future in the porn industry.


And that is why, my hero Jack Thompson, who once inserted into the ass of Harrison Ford, will simultaneously solve the Iraq War, balance the National Budget, and cure Dandruff.

Only he is a hero worthy of the praise earned by "Favorite Fictional Lawyer"


#37 trabanus   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   26 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:01 AM

Hows about Harvey Dent aka Two-Face from Batman. also to be featured in the new movie although Aaron Eckhart cannot compare to Tommy Lee Jones.

#38 Cursor   Livin' a CAG paradise CAGiversary!   463 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:08 AM

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Denny Crane--c'mon, the guy has alzheimer's and he's never lost a case. Plus he gets to bang midgets... er "little people" in his office. I mean, who can't admire that? Did I mention that he had sex in the coat check room with one of the waitresses at his own wedding reception? AND he didn't get taken to the cleaner's in the subsequent inevitable divorce. After all, she did give him permission to stray.

Boy, I hope Mrs. Shipwreck isn't picking the winners to this contest. I'd lose in a heartbeat.

Something tells me that my post won't be getting read on CAGforeplay no matter what happens...:)

#39 juvo   Less affluent audience CAGiversary!   250 Posts   Joined 11.0 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:12 AM

Only because Lionel Hutz was already taken ...

Theodore Buckland Esq., aka Ted from Scrubs.

#40 Adrael   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   40 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:38 AM

I choose Ainsley Hayes(played by Emily Procter), White House Associate Counsel(later Deputy Counsel) on "The West Wing".

I liked her because:

ONE, she was a brilliant, talented, and sexy conservative with top credentials, and...

B) I always like stories that include mythological characters(and really, how much more mythological can you get than a conservative who's brilliant, talented and sexy?).

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#41 Hostile   Dark Evangel CAGiversary!   3149 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 05:00 AM

I'm with doraemonkerpal. I don't watch Law & Order anymore but I loved Jack McCoy. He's a DA now?

#42 muncle   Proud Filipino! CAGiversary!   458 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 05:15 AM

Harvey Birdman, FTW!
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#43 thorbahn3   Everyone talks too much! Super Moderators   3960 Posts   Joined 12.6 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 05:51 AM

Atticus Finch
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#44 GLOCKGLOCK   Guardians Make Their Own Fate CAGiversary!   4274 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 07:12 AM

Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld because he was a great parody of both your typical 'ambulance chaser' and Johnny Cocoran as well. Always made me laugh.


#45 knifefish   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   45 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:25 PM

I first thought of the hyperchicken from Futurama (which had been previously mentioned) but then I decided to go historical with Clarence Darrow not only because he was defense counsel for the Scopes "monkey trial" and but also because he delivered a twelve-hour closing argument (Leopold & Loeb) to successfully save his obviously guilty clients from the death penalty.

#46 kvadair   Still Cheap CAGiversary!   300 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:34 PM

Mitch McDeere from John Grisham's "The Firm."

It's not that I particulary loved the character, but I loved the book.

#47 bsesb2003   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1261 Posts   Joined 12.9 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:48 PM

Vinny Gambini. ..from My Cousin Vinny...can you possibly get a better cast in a movie?

Vinny, "Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?"

Ms Vito, "You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight."

Judge, "Do you two know each other?"

Vinny, "Yeah, she's my fiancée."

Judge, "Well, that would certainly explain the hostility."

#48 oscargrouch   SCRAM! CAGiversary!   1239 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:57 PM

I'm gonna go with Perry Masonary from the Flintstones. Obviously a ploy on Perry Mason. Perry Masonary was the lawyer hired by the rich folks to keep Bam Bam from being adopted by a childless Barney and Betty Rubble (fortunately the rich couple found out they were expecting and recinded the decision in their favor).


#49 letsgetacid   Would you kindly? CAGiversary!   318 Posts   Joined 11.7 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:07 PM

Ugh, not to sound like a copy cat but I'd have to say Lionel Hutz too. Very good quotes; Hartman's delivery was tops.

"Well, replace the word 'dog' with 'son', and the word 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly'."


#50 Johnny-C   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   55 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

I like Wade Blasingame. It sickens me that dogs get away with the crap they do.http://www.spikedhum...Blasingame.html

#51 flasht3   In the end I'll win CAGiversary!   248 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:16 PM

I'll take the case.

Harvey Birdman

#52 buzzcola   Extra layer of cheese CAGiversary!   356 Posts   Joined 9.1 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 04:53 PM

haha phil ken sebben

#53 boxcutter   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   43 Posts   Joined 9.2 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 05:39 PM

Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

#54 Emptybottle   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   34 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:01 PM

Birdman. Nothing like a 60's era third rate cartoon to make a come back!

#55 Cao Cao   Spoooooooky CAGiversary!   3005 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:35 PM

Myron Reducto, why? Two words: SHRINK GUN! More words: Hello. mail bomb. Assassination. Fertilizer. Same-sex marriages. Patagonia. NADER FOR PRESIDENT.

#56 DJSteel   is back. CAGiversary!   3371 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:53 PM

my cousin Vinny..

'The two Utes..'


'I'm sorry judge... Youths'

hey he saved the Karate Kid's life
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#57 nicholas01   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   203 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 07:02 PM

Satan, in the book of Job, the original 'adversary.' He's not an evil guy, just trying to call God out on some likely bullshit. Good stuff.
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#58 slimeknight8   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   37 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  


Posted 07 February 2008 - 08:54 PM

The best lawyer is Harvey Birdman because he represented Fred Flintstone when he was a mob boss.

#59 MSUHitman   Checkmate Arcade Co-Host CAGiversary!   13400 Posts   Joined 10.3 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:08 PM

Sebastian Stark (James Woods) from Shark.

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#60 mkernan   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3192 Posts   Joined 9.5 Years Ago  

Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:14 PM

Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer. The tough, smart lawyer. B/c the commercials rule.
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