Euphemisms for taking a dump

I dont get what people mean by rubbing one out
when you guys shit do you actually rub your anus?
thats not a euphamism for shitting
its for masturbating
looooool
.......
shitterbating
Vulture really needs to leave the bedroom more often.
laughing so hard
right now
Get some college slang under his belt.
lol
so wait
all this time people were telling me they were gonna rub one out
and then went to shit
they were actually masturbating?
yes
and all this time I've been telling people like my parents that I need to rub one out
and going and shitting
........
they're thinking that I've been masturbating?
Yes.
ahahahhahahaha
rofl
what a cruel joke, world
why, oh why
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From when I played WoW, this was in our IRC chat.
 
Dropping Gary Coleman off at the pool
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Seeing a man about a horse
Doing paperwork in my office
Chocolate shotgun
 
going to read a magazine

I take long shits, I manage to finish whole magazines of National Geographic and EGM while taking a shit.
 
Iceberg?

Anbu_ZIm, you just took it too far, you're BAN! Bwhaha!

Oh god.. you know what I mean.. Icebergs.. Like.. umm..North Pole?
 
[quote name='joe2187']going to read a magazine

I take long shits, I manage to finish whole magazines of National Geographic and EGM while taking a shit.[/quote]

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funniest thing ever, thanks for the laugh
 
Fire off a round.

[quote name='Mysticheat']Caca[/QUOTE]

I read that and giggled like a five year old. Complete with high-pitched squeak.
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']Drop a deuce.[/quote]

That's also my fave. It always stumps people that don't know what deuce means.
 
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