Euphemisms for taking a dump

I like "dump out"

I also use "P.U.P." but no one will understand that outside of me, the wife and our friends (and now everyone that reads this thread). When my daughter was a baby we had a babysitter come over to watch her for the afternoon and when we got home this was the conversation:

Us: "How did things go?"
Her: "Fine except she didn't "P.U.P." all afternoon."
Us: "What?"
Her: "You know, P.U.P.... go to the bathroom."
Us: "You mean poop?"
Her: "Yes, what do you think I meant?"
(pause)
Us: "Um, nothing we just didn't hear what you said."

After she left we laughed for a solid 20 minutes. In fact, I'm laughing as I type this. Now we say "P.U.P." all the time.
 
[quote name='joe2187']going to read a magazine

I take long shits, I manage to finish whole magazines of National Geographic and EGM while taking a shit.[/quote]

No joke, man, I ALWAYS run through the whole EGM as well! It's short, has nice pictures, and is,...well....SHIT FRIENDLY!


Oh, and I think "planting claymores" is good.
 
[quote name='Gooney Gu Gu']
"Dropping wolf bait"[/quote]

Dude, that is old-school. Nice. Haven't heard that one in quite some time.

"Droppin' bombs"
"I gotta go blow-out"
"Unleash holy hell"
"Crack the porcelain"
"Make some chocolate pudding"
 
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