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1000 lbs Woman too "Fat" to Be In Court.


#31 Predator Ranger   Admiral Awesome CAGiversary!   2656 Posts   Joined 12.1 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:31 PM

They just roll her into the lake.


That would explain what's happening to all the fish in this article:

http://www.nbc6.net/...500/detail.html
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#32 StinkyCheese   What? CAGiversary!   1087 Posts   Joined 8.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:31 PM

Spoiler



:rofl:


SEX-AY!

seriosuly, is there any picture of the *real* girl?
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#33 Chacrana   You wa Cock CAGiversary!   22669 Posts   Joined 12.7 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 01:34 PM

1000 lbs? Wasn't the record like 800 a few years ago?

it was probably in there because I'm a flaming homosexual.


#34 Caliburn   is Not E. CAGiversary!   1667 Posts   Joined 11.2 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 08:12 PM

This is proof that everything IS bigger in Texas!

I remember reading an article about a 800 bed-ridden man in Mexico City, earlier this year. His girlfriend used to date another morbidly obese man until he died of complications, so she moved on to another. The original article was on BBC online but I can't find here, so here's a follow-up story...

Collision cancels 800-pound man's date

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#35 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8908 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 24 August 2008 - 11:53 PM

Spoiler



:rofl:


Hey! Her Bikini looks like my curtains...

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

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#36 Ikohn4ever   No Women, No Children CAGiversary!   10804 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 06:05 AM

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
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#37 Layziebones   Hey! CAGiversary!   1334 Posts   Joined 9.0 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 06:10 AM

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."


:rofl::rofl:

#38 mastagoalie   long live games and 420 CAGiversary!   363 Posts   Joined 12.8 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 09:49 AM

I really can't but help think of the song "superballs" by the insane clown posse when I think of this...

It's down, it's down with the clown, F*ck fat bitches and charge by the pound. I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus, Cuz I f*cked a bitch bigger than Texas!

Edited by mastagoalie, 25 August 2008 - 09:50 AM.
me... stoopid!

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 12:06 PM

Does she wash herself with a rag on a stick?

I might be the only one who REALLY got that joke...

#40 Unickuta   I do believe we're naked CAGiversary!   1282 Posts   Joined 9.7 Years Ago  

Posted 25 August 2008 - 12:38 PM

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I'd definitely hit that.

#41 crunchb3rry   HODOR! CAGiversary!   5524 Posts   Joined 10.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 25 August 2008 - 08:35 PM

I always wonder how when people that fat sit on stools, it doesn't go right up their ass.

#42 JSP   Return to my Roots CAGiversary!   12015 Posts   Joined 9.3 Years Ago  

Posted 25 August 2008 - 08:38 PM

Unickuta's post is made impressively better because it looks like Tim Russert is staring at Ms. McDonalds and saying "I'd hit that."
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#43 Wolfkin   The Eternal Second Banana CAGiversary!   3592 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 25 August 2008 - 10:06 PM

I might be the only one who REALLY got that joke...

yep

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#44 SidedBeef   CAG Veteran CAG Veteran   18 Posts   Joined 8.2 Years Ago  

Posted 25 August 2008 - 10:09 PM

Did she eat him? Or did she sit on him?

#45 Xevious   Most Damned CAG Evar CAGiversary!   8908 Posts   Joined 12.3 Years Ago  

Posted 26 August 2008 - 02:00 AM

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I'd definitely hit that.


I hit that with a shovel.

Damn you xevious...

Damn you Xevious... damn you to hell.....

Damn you Xevious be quiet.

So you know EBM? Damn you Xevious...