All I remember about the Tokyo Dome was this small restaurant at it. Can't remember what it was called, but it was obviously there to attract foreigners with their standard foods like burgers, fries, etc.
On the sign above is a sort of slogan/poem thing that's meant to sound enticing. You can clearly tell there was little to no supervision from someone who actually knows how to speak English when it came to dreaming up the text that is up there, and instead a poor translation program was most likely employed.
Why?
Because it says, essentially, that "Our burger is so good, it will shut up the taste of beef."
I'm surprised they let me in after the show of laughter I performed just outside their doors.